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Why can't femanons be robots?
Explain this to me without resorting to "but you can have sex anytime you want!"
Sex doesn't magically cure loneliness. I've slept with a guy, but he only slept with me "to lose [his] virginity" according to him.
I have a shitty personality and will always be alone.
>>24818311
its a meme
its all a meme
its just a meme
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU FUCKING ROASTING WHORE YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
so many memes make it fucking stop
I feel bad about browsing 4chan, there's so much blatant sexism and racism here that I don't agree with. Even though I mostly lurk and never post anything offensive I still feel like a bad person who is a part of the problem. However I can't stop browsing, I'm addicted.
What the hell do i do?
lol. this place will erode your blue-pill conditioning away to the bare bones.
keep bawling, bawww hard
>>24818156
don't stop browsing, just stop caring.
Last time I had sex was exactly 10 years ago today.
Ask me anything.
How old you nigga?
>>24818153
How does it feel to be a normie for over 10 years?
>>24818173
>How old you nigga?
35
>>24818182
>How does it feel to be a normie for over 10 years?
I don't understand the question. I am not a normie.
secret Santa ideas 10 dollar limit
lube
ur dick in ur dads butt lol
condoms. magnum sized ones, and be like "omg!!!!!"
>get jury duty summon
>check box that says i'm "not of sound mind or good moral character"
what /mischief/ have you caused recently?
>>24818069
Mischief would be if you actually were of sound mind and good moral character
>have mexican neighbors
>start building wall at fence
>>24818102
Or if he purposely failed to check that box.
Hey robots, do you make your own pepes?
>pic related
I used to, but I sold them all right before the pepe marker crash.
>>24818043
that sucks ass desu senpai
>>24818043
show me more of your wares traveller
Post songs that make you feel comfy, alone, depressed, eerie, cheer you up, despair, etc..
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upTYEvzZrfM
>>24818024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNzDc9tMmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2JjJPDz3EE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmlwhaEEgE
God I fucking hate Yik Yak and all the normie faggots that unironically use it.
>>24817999
its always college girls whining or college guys being faggots
>>24817999
>he doesn't use yik yak on a VPN to trigger SJWs on campus
>he doesn't get library blowjobs from yak sluts
Whelp, it's officially over guys. After this I don't think I'll be talking to any women for a long time, too much disappointment.
Eh.
greentext it fgt
>>24817924
What happened if you don't mind me asking bro.
>>24817924
You tried online dating, brah?
So /r9k/ I just inherited an island from my family (Cultural thing where natives are given land kinda stuff) wut do with it?
Start robot island?
Build a goat tower and let goats live on the island?
Create a hunger games-esque place?
suggest something robots, though I am limited on money.
pic semi-related, it's in the bay of islands, will have pics up next week.
>>24817768
>(Cultural thing where natives are given land kinda stuff)
What? How many islands are there to give out?
>>24817768
Island where we all wear 19th century uniforms and practice military drill.
The island will be ruled by King OP and all inhabitants will swear fealty to him ;3
Make a roastie-free and normie-free haven for robots to vacation from the world
would pay bux
>tfw girls don't like white men anymore
>tfw with globalization, we now have to compete with third worlders globally all horny for white women
is there any greater curse than being a white male in the 21st century?
I fucking love being white, git gud senpai.
>implying white men aren't the biggest racemixers
>>24817717
other way around you FUCKING idiot.
White men are universally considered more attracted, with globalization white men are in even more demand than ever before.
Touch
I remember touch
dat thanksgiving turkey
she's getting older too, i can sees it.
gotta be suck to be a female, knowing you have what... 10 years tops from 18 to maybe 28 to really use your looks to snag w/e it can get ya.
>>24817639
I'd take a bullet for her.
She's my queen and goddess.
I'm sorry for venting, I know this isn't my blog but I have no one to turn to.
>be 18 year old college freshman
>meet girl that's into me
>not into her at first
>she grows onto me by flirting with me and making suggestive sexual comments
>begin texting all day
>think she likes me, after a few weeks tell her i like her through text
>says she doesn't know, only has a "Weird crush", but well hang out and decide if shes right for me
>avoids hanging out with me for 5 weeks, ask her to hang out every weekend
>get hit with excuses, be suspicious that shes avoiding me
>ignored my suspicions because our texts are getting more and more sexual so i think she actually likes me
>after weeks of being ignored she comes out and says she feels like it would be awkward hanging out with me because im quite
>doesn't have feelings for me anymore in that way, but wants to be friends
>tell her to leave me alone, be depressed for a few days because i felt used and unlikable
>she texts me after a few days, I tell her to fuck off
>had so much pent up anger and energy that I began cut my thighs about a dozen times (in one night)
>be so lonely and depressed that i later text her and apologize, figure having someone to talk to would be better than being completely alone
>she later tells me that I cried when I told her off, I apologized again, felt like she actually cared about me
>didnt tell her I cut myself because of her, not that much of an attention whore
>begin texting all day again, she says she feels okay with hanging out if were only doing it as friends
>soon enough our conversations turn sexual again, says she has a crush on me once again
>end up hanging out for the 3rd time after 2 months of talking, actually went really well and we hit it off and wasnt awkward at all
>try to keep it small and kiss her on the lips to say goodbye
>she sticks her tongue in my mouth and we end up making out
>claims things are now awkward again and just wants to be friends again
>feel like shit for a few days, try to brush it off
>a few more weeks of texting and asking her to hang out with me (but shes busy all the time of course)
>while were having a conversation in class today, a friend asked her how her date with another guy went (he cancelled)
>turn my head and avoid the conversation
I don't know how to feel robots, I'm so fucking lonely and shes the only person I can talk to. I don't want to stand around while shes seeing other people, but if I cut her off I'll have no one.
Everything hurts so bad, the fact that she avoids me. The fact that I could get so close to someone who thinks I'm attractive and likes my personality, yet doesnt like me. The fact that she'll just move on like I was nothing to her.
She's sending you mixed signals because she doesn't actually give a shit about you, you're just the mysterious weirdo on the side she can use. Don't get used by anyone, you're not a bottom.
You'll soon be sucking tyrone's pole before he enters her.
Gifs/webm's that provide a sensible chuckle
>>24817366
>implying people can't tell the difference between a fucking television and a real window
>>24817524
Like....why is Putin so based?
>>24817557
manlet pride 2bh
he's as based as any confident man but it's amplified by his lack of height
What would you do, /r9k/? Would you kill Chads or Stacies?
>>24817197
why are there so many more chads, that's completely inaccurate
>>24817197
Honestly I'd lay down on the track without affecting whichever way the tram is currently headed. It's not my responsibility if I'm dead.
Bros b4 hoes
