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My entire life I've always cringed and shut down when people try to talk to me about cars, sports, drinking or relationships. I don't think I'm just being contrary to the normies for the sake of it, because I've had this feeling for as long as I can remember. Anyone else have this?
>>25288513
most people are sheep and never talk about anything on a deep level, they are superficial at their core.
Thats it. You can either try to kill yourself or find people to talk to but you'll find that people who think like you and me are usually bitter/a rich asshole/a recluse.
How could we
>Make /r9k/ great again
?
Suggestions:
Remove "original comment" filter
Ban all people who make trap, gay, shemale, queer, homo threads
Ban people with an "Haha yeah, those sluts, but okay you guys, memes aside, gender equality is a good thing" attitude
make r9k inaccessible by mobile phone.
there I fixed it.
>>25288262
remove oc filter and re institute /b/ content stays on /b/ rule
BAN ALL REFORM
>took first acid trip with close friend (who also happens to be my only hookup for the product)
>2tabs.jpg
>smoked weed spliffs on the come-up
>thought it would make me super lit and relaxed
>actually made me super talkative and hyper-energy Autist, spouting /r9k/ speak, calling my friends and other random people cucks and n**gers, hitting on random girls, Absolutely Zero Chill etc.
>my friend I took the trip with said I was too much and said he won't let me join him on a trip again, or at least not for a while
How do I gain back his trust?
Should I just read super in-depth about LSD so I really know what I'm getting into this time?
Last time I thought ego-death would be nothing but it hit me hard AF.
I'm thinking I'll just find out what it was that made me go Full Autismo out on my acid trip, meditate daily for a while to get more in tune and control with my inner psychology
I strongly feel that my only problem was that I went into the trip with the wrong mindset, I was sub-consciously trying to exert too much control over my trip, I wasn't actually relaxing and letting the effects "Hit Me" so to speak
Right now I'm thinking: try to convince friend that next time I'll go into the trip with the right mindset and just go with the flow, especially since it's not such a new experience for me anymore
>subconsciously I got a bit scared at the effects of my trip 2bh
>wasn't a bad trip tho, I thoroughly enjoyed it
>mfw I'm fiending for the next trip
>on the beta tip
Help me robots, pls
>friends
>drugs
>girls
Fuck off.
>>25328240
>4 friends, all STEM nerds = normie
>degeneracy = normie
>hitting on random girls =/= successfully hitting on random girls
K desu
> Take first acid with a good friend
> Trip hard, gain full understanding of the cosmos
> Late into the night become racist and make remarks about Asians.
It was fun.
Who drug addict here?
Kid only drugs you do is headache tablets and second hand smoke from your mother.
>>25288220
I smoke quite a bit of weed, but thats about it.
Trying to get LSD or Shrooms but its a little difficult.
>>25288220
Opiate and Benz to a lesser degree, addict here
Just got into shooting h for the last month or so but am unable to get btc atm so I've been maintaining with pst. Wds come a lot quicker now though, at least my tolerance has dropped a bit.
Who /hasastaceygf here
>>25288176
>>>/shitbaiters/
>mfw they can't even b8
It's 830 AM, I broke up with my gf yesterday and am having a whiskey breakfast to make things easier
How is your Sunday going so far, robots?
>>25288102
gtfo normie! PLEASE!
>>25288447
ACCEPT ME ;_;
>>25288503
ONLY IF SOCIETY ACCEPTS US!!and we both know thats never going to happen
Why is heterosexual rape bad? Why would it be such a crime when a woman touched your penis without asking for consent first?
OP is a false flag
>>25288009
>Why is heterosexual rape bad?
Dekapan
>>25287937
Tell me about the Dekapan.
Have you started lifting yet? Even if you're an autists you can still look good and get pussy if your fit and don't dress like you're 12
lifting won't change the fact that i'm a turbo-manlet
>>25328155
oh look, another guy who was already leaner and had more muscle when he started lifting than i had when i had
such inspiration
That's barely even fit...that's just push ups and cutting calories. And will not get you laid either. Remember most of us aren't movie stars.
Describe yourself and your overall experiences with girls
>JUST'd by life
>born at 25 weeks
>legally blind in one eye and the other has sub par vision as well
>5'6" manlet
>5" dicklet
>jawlet
>possibly aspie
>friends with a couple girls in kindergarten
>don't talk to a single other girl after kindergarten outside of "what'd you make on that test" or "can I borrow a pencil" until highschool
>random stacies who I've never met before start talking to me and being nice to me
>fairly certain that they either heard about my condition and felt pity for me, thought I was smart and wanted my notes (which they did ask for a few times, although they were still nice to me after that), or they were fucking with me in some weird way
>also reconnect with kindergarten friend in freshman year
>have an on and off """"relationship"""" in which several cringy things happened and I never asked her out.
>we did end up talking about lewd things in Junior year
>we stop talking completely in senior year, neither of us said anything about it, we just stopped talking to each other.
>found out a few weeks later she was dating some dude from her work
>in college now
>haven't talked to a girl yet
Not horrendous, but not great either
>manlet
>chubby
>5.5 inch
>first hug ~14, some girl that i sat next to on the bus home from school, was pretty qt
>fill the funny friendly kid role, make friends that way
>first kiss ~16, drunk female friend on nye
>those holidays fool around a bit with same friend, touch some boobies and get a hj
>no real action for awhile
>first sexor ~22, some how ended up dating some 18yo qt
>get dumped after like 6 months, too much spaghetti
>fall for /fit/ meme
>24 - 28 lots of random girls, jaded from 18yo all those years ago
>>25288008
damn pham, not too bad. Hope you get a gf soon
I have an honest, non-b8 question for you all tonight.
From my years here at /r9k/ both post shut down and pre shut down, I have deduced that the average robot is:
>either manlet skinny or fattychan
>rarely showers or practices good hygiene (might also include bad skin and neck beard but not mandatory)
>lives in filth and garbage because of no one to be held accountable to
>hate women and yet have an unhealthy obsession with them
>has hobbies that are beta (video games, anime, coding, weird fetishes)
>has no or very few personal relationships
>Is either NEET or has a job that requires little social interaction because of complete lack of ability to socialize.
And before I get a slew of "I don't do/have those things", then congrats. You're a normie and this thread doesn't apply to you. But if 2 or more of these things do, let me ask you this:
Why do you honestly thing you deserve a girl who isn't exactly like you (pic related.) Socially inept, bad hygene, poor diet, and beta hobbies? Why do you think you deserve a qt3.14 gf when you offer nothing of value? Do you think that girls are going for Chads over you because they're stupid? No. They're going for Chads because Chads shower every day, make money that isn't NEET bux, have a social circle, and hobbies outside of video games. Even nerdy dudes in IT have girlfriends because they keep well groomed and hold jobs and relationships in the real world. Those are the guys the girls you all want are going for, because those are the guys that are "in their league" so to speak.
So tell me, /r9k/, what makes you all so entitled that you won't date a fatty or pic related? What makes you think you deserve better. Honestly, give me your best answers. And no "my personality" posts because you're here on this board and you already negated that answer.
Post away.
This is now a non-shit thread
I'm a normie according to this post so commenting on thiswon't mean very much, but I feel that the lack of responses indicated that you've struck a chord with quite a few robots on /r9k/
Q: What feels like bait, looks like bait, sounds like bait, but supposedly isn't?
A:Your thread. Get out!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25287303
Tell us about the time you got busted anon
sick thread
Im bretty impressed with the quality bruv
Look it's like op is this guy
Memes are all I have, my friend.
>tfw i've never been more than 200 miles from my room
That's the point of civilization. Humanity was tired of moving around constantly and built settlements so they could stay in one spot.
The fact that you can stay in just one room for so long means you have all you need to survive and be content. This is something to be proud of. You've beat nature.
>>25288680
Until I can clone myself and have VR sex we have a long way to go to beat nature.
Have they invented a pill that makes you stop feeling yet?
It's called prozac
>>25328149
can i overdose on it
>>25328149
Don't buy into this, I still have feels and I take prozac daily
It numbs them a little bit though
The major plot twist in the next film will bethat Rey has a qt girlpenis.
How would that make you feel?
Wrong
The next film's plot will be thatHolden rapes his sister, Phoebe
