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It's really my favorite
Makes me almost glad there is no sun. Green would be nice though. Even if it is only a light.
Can you see it now?
Odd, among the other three
I am the child of your work. Don't you recognize me?
Have you talked to pan?
He's on the 39th floor, it's really beatiful up there this time of year
YELLOWCAKE?
>>25281792
I work at a bakery and we specialize in cakes.
Every single fucking week some stupid bitch will walk in and proclaim that her favorite kind of cake is "white cake."
White cake is bleached vanilla.
You can make yellow cake from bleached vanilla. In fact, regular vanilla is naturally yellow, which makes your stupid fucking cake redundant to begin with.
The point I'm trying to make here is that you are a stupid bitch who likes the color yellow and eats cake.
>yellowcake
happening thread when?
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Ben Carson 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Monday at work. I have no pictures yet.
why is this a copypasta like holy shit it's so stupid
>>25280779
Copy pasta.
thjios comment is originaaaal
Woah its this thread again
Post your 10/10 qt
last one image limit
>this is a robot's sister
>>25324750
wasn't that her cousin? i remember that thread too
>>25324750
No wonder he's a robot, he had to totally suppress his sexual desires living up with that
Who /secrettrumpsupporter/ here?
I have decided to support Trump but I have to be quiet about it because of my very liberal family. I wake up wishing to open my windows, yell "MAGA!" and go about my day wearing a Trump hat. But I don't want to rock the boat or be called a racist or something.
>>25324038
>not american
>try and get americans to vote for trump
>if he wins, many keks will be had on a global scale
>>25324038
>be called a racist
Oh no, don't want that! When will these racists grow a fuckin spine. Weak bitch.
>>25324038
>tfw family and friends are all bernie supporting libs
>tfw voting for the unstumpable trump
>I have been told before that I have an unusual face. But my face is my face. I had a whole life before acting, over the years. Lots of things have been said about my face.
Some inspiration for all the robots here that are fixated on their appearance. Adam Driver didn't let his underdeveloped jaw stop him from joining the marines and pursuing a career in acting.
Confidence + Determination > Looks
I wish JJ found me to act in star wars
>>25323999
Best thing about TFA shitfest tbqh
confidence + looks > confidence + determination
ITT We share our most personal insecurities and others listen and try to helpHard Mode: Be Nice
I feel like I'm still a little kid even though I'm 20, like I'm constantly 8 years behind everyone. I hate being alone because then I'm stuck with myself and sooner or later all my thoughts will turn against me and the never ending cycle of criticizing myself over nothing begins. But the worst part is I don't know if I actually want to change. I hate being like this but dealing with adult responsibilities sounds even worse. I know I'm never gonna have a normal life and I guess I'm ok with that, but it doesn't make me feel any less confused
>>25323982
No one actually grows up. There isn't some magic switch that goes off and says "YOURE A GROWN UP NOW!" Conciousness is a never ending stream. It doesn't notice the difference.
I felt like that a lot at your age. I'm 28. I still don't know what being an adult means. I guess what I'm saying is you are not alone and it's natural to feel this way.
>>25324065
So the feeling just goes away and is replaced by new and different (yet sometimes similar) feels?
>>25324065
I am 28 as well. I agree that there is no "adult switch", but I personally do believe that some people "grow up" mentally and some don't. I don't feel or think any different then I did when I was 15 for instance. Then on the other hand I see some 21 or 22 year olds who "look" and act a lot more adult then me. Can this be fixed? Am I destined to be 40+ and think and act like a fucking teenager ?
Do you have a dog /r9k/?
My puppers got impaled through the chest yesterday and just came back from the vet
>>25323012
Your poor little pupper. How did that happen. I have a long haired Chihuahua and a golden retriever. This is my little pupper.
How did that happen? Is your pup going to be alright? Tell us more about pup.
Here are my pups. The one on the right died a few weeks ago. He was actually more obese when we rescued him, he was living a healthy life, and he just died in the middle of the night. Don't let your dogs get obese or live stressful lives, assholes.
rip murph :(
Yup, and I love him to death. He's my best buddy.
How the hell are there fat poor people?
Because eating 2 mcdonalds cheeseburgers a day won't make you fat, but eating 5 probably will
>>25322776
neetbux and fastfood
They eat loads of cheap shitty fattening food.
Your post made me laugh though 9/10
What's a 5/10 to you?
pic related
>>25320720
That's a 8/10. 5/10 is hard to explain. It's basically all the girls you see but never think about.
she's 8/10
>>25320741
nice :3
>that feeI when no fat belly gf
it's a bad feel
dat sum sweet frosting?
>>25319774
bumppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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Who /lifting here
>>25316607
dat mole near ur niple
>>25316607
compensating much, manlet?
When will you learn.
How much do I have to lift to get abs
Who /legate/ here?
>you will never be the beast of the east
>you will never have stacy slaves
>you will never kiss Caesar
>>25329882
>liking the legion
ayy man , NCR and proud
>tfw don't know what you're talking about
I guess I'd kiss ceasar but only to let him know we're equals and I'd be totally willing to fuck his shit up if he abused his fake power
As for stacy slaves? Nah, one qt robot soulmate is good enough
>>25329967
That is a thing ur covered. Fuck that Run that shit independent all day!
There is basically nothing actually interesting about me.
AMA
No one wants to know?
Cruel world
What do you do for entertainment
Where do your work if you work.
Lets say you're given a chance to have sex with Poison. Are you going to fuck her ass or is she going to fuck yours? You can only choose one.
>>25329666
where is her dick
It's my biggest fetish to be fucked in the ass by a qt trans/trap, and then lovingly have a relationship with them as well.
Neither, she'll go fuck Chad/Stacey.
I was having sex wit my new boyfriend, it was my first time and he didn't spend enough time warming me up and I then told him I was a v and to go slow and shit. He put me in doggy and plowed me. It hurt like hell, even when I touched my clot to make it feel better. I was actually in tears and told him it hurt...he just continued and pushed my back down ... It was traumatizing but he cuddled with me after and I was scared he'd do it again. I'm really repulsed by my bf now and I just want to stay rational and not have an emotional outburst but whenever I think about it I get angry and feel ashamed. I told him this tonight and he said it's normal to want to fuck your gf like that and that my feelings are typical. Then asked if I was ever sexually abused.
I don't know if I can ever enjoy sex again
It's not rape because you put yourself in that situation. Learn from your mistake. Although considering you're a woman, I doubt you will.
Did you ever actually tell him to stop?
>i was having sex
>i didn't enjoy it
=/=
>i was raped
