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I thought it was just a fart.
I shat my pants like Benjabola.
I cleaned my underwear and the towel I sit on right now.
Nobody noticed. It's still embarrassing.
How was your day?
>>25287712
Everyone noticed no one wants to say anything
>autists always talking about how they're gonna use guns and kill normies/themselves
>9/10ths of the board is firearm-illiterate and knows nothing of the joy of gun ownership
You all already look like crazy nutjobs, why not at least take up a hobby that empowers you and scares the idiots away?
I have 7 guns and that feel when no gf
>>25327748
what's your arsenal?
>>25327766
3006 r700
10/22
mossin carbine
cd 20 gauge auto
rough rider .22/mag revolver
cz75 compact 9mm
wasr underfolding ak47
Why do women have to be complete shit wrapped in complete perfection
>tfw your gf is the opposite
>r9k suchs most of the time
Because their physical beauty means they can get away with being complete cunts.
Well, /r9k/, you gonna do something or are you gonna stand there and bleed?
>>25287390
I'm your huckleberry...say when.
>>25287390
More like lie down and bleed. But yeah, I won't take action.
>Be me
>minding my own business
>suddenly run into a cute girl and his boyfriend
>she notices me, and afterwards starts to look at me a lot without her boyfriend noticing
Why do girls do this? Is it a validation thing? Should I do something?
>>25327461
>his boyfriend
>his
put more effort into it next time
>>25327461
I really meant her boyfriend.
Sorry I feel sleepy and english is not my first language.
Also having a mad shingles outbreak and feel like shit.
>>25327544
>not my first language
>uses the word shingles
wtf is a shingle
How can I stop my dick from taking control? I want to be able to live without thinking about lewd thoughts all the time. I'm sick of being such a rotten lecherous subhuman.
You must become one with your dick, young'un. Only then will you achieve inner peace. Let your lecherous desires take control of your body until you pave a way to enlightenment.
>>25287386
My dick must be stopped. It's breaking limits on a daily basis.
>>25287386
*blood squirts from nose*
>Who is that, mom?
>That's Chad. He's your father....... s friend.
FUCKING ENOUGH WITH THE KEK MEMES
>>25286964
get used to it kekold
>>25286938
cuckolding is fun
Is he the most /r9k/ villain of all-time?
He's the anti-Luke Skywalker, the most millennial Star Wars character ever.
>>25286919
The poor guy even gets beaten by an untrained jedi girl and his negroid
Guys, Pepe is number one meme in google search trends.
Pepe is literally more popular than Rickrolling. How do we save him?
https://www.google.de/trends/topcharts#geo=US&date=2015
>How do we save him?
We can't. He's too far in.
Let it go man. It's over.
>>25286960
But I don't want him to go. He's ours. And there is not a real alternative.
I don't want fucking wofl to become a meme. Maybe fefe though
Can I love you, Anon-kun?
Wh... why me?
>>25286822
she meant me you dubs stealing faggot
>>25286822
Seriously though, if a girl asks you somewhere or shows interest in you, never saay why me
Has 2D made it impossible for me to find 3D physically attractive?
You can't smell, taste and touch 2D.
3D > 2D
>>25286618
You can't smell, taste or touch a 3D either so why bother bringing it up?
>>25286618
3D will age
3D will betray you
3D will rot in a grave
2D is absolute
2D is perfect
2D is the ultimate truth
> people with nut allergies
If touching a nut kills you, you'e supposed to die.
ok louis ck
>>25327545
Doesn't mean it's not true
>>25327588
teyl thet tuh kangee kloob
Can you stimulate facial hair growth?
>>25286528
Nofap.original please
>>25286782
I fap everyday and have a sweet beard
>>25286528
injecting testosterone is the only thing with significant results
Would it kill me if I took a bunch of Ritalin? Y'know... Asking for a friend.
It'll make you not want to kill yourself
>>25286515
1375mg is around lethal for adderal, i'm assuming its the same for ritalin. Might as well just take a bunch of blood thinners
>>25287021
Thanks, anon. I should have enough I think.
>boys who don't know what anime is
>mfw
>haha I like attack at titan and naturo I guess ;p
>>25286449
I've never seen an anime. What's the fascination?
>>25286449
Boys are scum.
