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Seriously guys, how do you deal with people messing with you or laughing at you?
I honestly need some advice
>be me, 23 beta male with no social skills, borderline autistic
>attend university
>taking English 101, just so I can get the basic classes out of the way
>have a project we have to present in front of the class
>2 girls whispering looking at me and laughing
>try my best not to make eye contact and ignore them
>goes on for about 3 minutes, teacher literally does nothing to stop it
>spaghettidrop.jpg
>start stuttering and shaking
>girls burst out laughing, despite the whole rest of the class being completely silent and attentive
>barely finished the presentation, shooken up from all the distress
>face was red and ears were hot
Why must this happen to me? Why can't I just have random people's basic respect? Why am I so predisposed to the humiliation from others?
>>28613982
they saw weakness
stop showing it
Body language. Lift, hygiene. Stop caring. These girls have no power over you.
Also tophaha at that shirt
>>28613982
shouldve confronted them during the presentation if they were making that much of a ruckus
Poleaboo is real edition
Phew for a minute there, I lost myself.
>>28613931
Is poleaboo a muslim?
How is this not original?
>>28613959
Half of my life
>be me
>work in local shop in small village
>girl clearly has crush on me
>she looks directly into my eyes and smiles while serving her, has a soft voice and is really shy.
>her friends always looking at me, as if to relay information to her
>activated facebook just to see if I could find her
>i do
>she has sub 200 friends, seems like a nice girl with family values, rides horses and shit. No heavily edited photos or progravtive stuff (like most sluts).
>always dresses comfy, seems like the type who seems like her own person and not trying to 'fit in'.
Robots, I think I found the one.
When I see her next I'm gonna ask her straight up out on a date.
>>28613923
Good luck anon.
You sound like a britbong, is this so?
>>28613923
Good luck anon don't let your dreams be memes
Its unclear if you have dating experience before but try to plan things out with times and places in advance not just ask to "get some food sometime"
And keep it short and casual for the first date
>>28613989
>Good luck anon.
>>28614071
>Good luck anon
Good luck anon
Do you ever wish you were white?
Doesn't it ever get depressing competing with women who look like this?
>>28613896
most white women don't look like that though
they have long faces, big jaws, and big noses
the girl you posted has more asian features than white ones. Small jaw, small nose, medium face length
>>28613947
>looks more asian
>non-black hair
>peaches and cream skin
>green eyes
>pronounced nasal bridge
The delusion is real.
(I'm a white male but) I'd say you can cherry pick from any race.
In reality, I just want to post this photo of this inbetween races girl
How fucked up am i senpai?
>inb4 turn yourself pedoscum
pic unrelated
>>28613894
ask me anything
originalizarino
>>28613929
no one really? no insults? no (you), nothing.
not even a bait thread but ok
>>28613894
How old is she/he?
ITT: Fuck one, marry one, kill oneI'd fuck JLaw, marry Emma Watson, and kill Ana Kendrick
>>28613878
Fuck Emma
Marry Anna
Kill JLaw
Emma seems like a huge prude desu
Fuck off
Take your autism and go to /b/
>>28613878
Fuck Emma, marry Rato, kill Lawrence
Red flags for robots
>he's not a white male
>she's not a cute aggressive tomboy
>>28613861
Incoming guaranteed replies
>he's not Chad
>he's under 6'1
Can I ask all the cucks on this board a question?
How could you ever fall in love with a woman knowing that she has had other men inside her. She has swallowed the loads of other men. Other men have covered her face in cum. How can you look at her the same way knowing that? You will never be a "first" for that she can look back on and remember forever. You'll never be the first guy she kissed, her first boyfriend, or the guy who took her virginity. She may be special to you, but you are just another guy to her. Another guy she's occupying her time with until something better comes along. Chad, Nick, Jamal, and the rest of them will laugh behind your back thinking of the good times they had with the used up goods you settled with.
Women just aren't worth it.
>>28613788
I don't want to be a cuck, I just want to be accepted.
>>28613788
Love isn't rational. You can know all this stuff but the feelings creep up on you Regardless, and it tears you apart
>>28613788
>never be her first
literally who cares and why does it matter?
Are ear gauges degenerate?
>>28613706
yes
any sort of peircing is normie tier bullshit
go away
kek
>roasties giving themselves more roasts on their body
>>28613706
Yes.
origami: the post
How many of you have been told you look like one of these people?
Is it a compliment?
Do women find these people attractive?
>hey bro you look exactly like that dude from zombieland
I've been told I look like a serial killer, soldier or convict.
>>28613687
no woman can find jewish men attractive
>>28613687
So how Jewish are you OP?
"*sigh* I so lonely. I wish someone come sit and talk to me"
Wat do?
sniff feets
suck toes
Excuse me miss, can I suck your toes?
Why do we love them so much bros?
We say we hate them, but we desperately want to fug them all.
>>28613556
>we
fuck off back to /r/4chan you retarded nigger
It's just biology, friendo :^)
>>28613737
>friendo
Toss it.
Why is it that normies and robots have different standards for women?
Normies have much lower standards. As long as a girl is thin and reasonably average looking, they'll think she's a 7/10.
Whereas robots demand perfection and anyone who isn't a supermodel is a 3/10.
For example, pic related is like a 10/10 to most normies, but on /r9k/ people would consider her average.
Why?
>eyes too far apart
>caveman brow
>masculine chin
>brown skin
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>Jewish nose
Because normies are fucking stupid. They will fuck anything because they are sex-driven primitive beings.
because calling a girl ugly hurts less than admitting she is out of your league and would never be interested. it's kind of like "you can't fire me, i quit!!"
>>28613429
The robot lacks confidence and as a defense mechanism shits on other people.
Post characters that you identify with, /r9k/~
>tfw small boobs
>tfw some people think im a boy but im really a girl
>tfw i want to stab them in the throat with a needle
bump
also
>tfw you post a quality thread no one replies because its not shitposting
>>28613552
It's because your character was a shit choice, famalama.also because you're trans and this shit belongs on tumblr
>>28613552
Wanting to be an edgy faggot who wants to stab people with a "needle" and then complain when nobody pays you attention?
I bet your some chick who watches GOT so you can talk to normies about it and hope they accept you, fucking kill yourself.
Even if you somehow become successful, rich, fit, or famous, you have FOREVER missed out on pure, innocent teenage love.
She will never love you the same way she loved Chad. The light that sparked her passionate lust and the deep love she felt for him will never be lit with you.
You will just be seen as somewhat who benefits her. Someone who helps pay the bills, or elevates her social status, or helps her "settle down" after Chad is done with loosening her aging, wrinkly cunt.
Why bother living when our primary motivation has been taken away from us?
>>28613378
No I didn't, I had a sweet virgin gf when I was 17
>>28613378
I mean I might miss teenage love but that doesn't mean I missed being someone's first love. Haven't found a virgin qt yet, but if I do, it'll be about the same.
>>28613378
>pure, innocent teenage love
Because everyone knows that is how real life teenagers work, just like in my high school romantic comedies. It would be more convincing if you replaced that part with 'prime pussy'. Even then getting rich wil most likely give you that.
