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how much anime have you watched so far today?
ive watched 10 episodes so far today.
Finished Evangelion and EoE yesterday.
Really hard hitting stuff, made me think a little bit about my life.
>>25622712
cool, i recommend Kaiji if you havent seen it yet.
>>25622869
Will look into that, thanks
What the fuck happened?
Have all the actual robots went away and now I have to have discussions with faux-robots who have swell lives and just pretend and come here to gloat?
>>25622552
/r9k/ was never your autistic safespace, newfag.
There is no saving this board, my fellow robot, I only come here out of habit. Get out and browse other boards, but don't come here. This place is a rotting carcass of what it once was
>>25622552
Well I'm here too, but how do I know you're not just another normalfag who wants to complain about his multiple ex's and how his job doesn't pay as well as he'd like
>tfw can't even get Tumblr sluts
Can open one of these convos if you'd like to see more
The one you said please respond to, which, is a horrible idea btw
>>25622516
idk, "I'll leave you alone now" looks laughable.
>>25622516
Not much in this one, but here
>What do you mean you want to watch me fuck another guy, anon? I thought you were my boyfriend
There is a place where this needs to stop and clearly we have passed it.
Its because I love you and my little white dick can't please you
Are you seriously trying to tell me this isn't hot as fuck?
Guys: What would a girl have to do to convince you to let her peg you? Is it beta or gay? Does it ever stop being either of those under certain circumstances?
>>25622446
It isn't gay if you're a girl too.
Just to be asked this question would make me cut the relation.
It's a little beta, but it's not gay. It's a man and a woman having sex. Every man likes a little prostate stimulation.
As long as both partners are enjoying themselves, it's gucci. What goes on in the bedroom is nobody's business.
You can even get those special lesbian strap-ons that stimulate the clitoris as you thrust.
Anyone out and about tonight?
I enjoy it during the summer/spring, but it's too fucking cold to do it now.
>>25622393
>walking outside at night
no thanks I'd rather not get shot for "looking suspicious"
I bought into the /nightwalk/ meme
Honestly it was just boring as fuck
Couldn't wait to get home
>tfw turned 18
im not sure if im ready for this bros
>>25622364
it's only downhill from there
Leave while you can
Not even memeing
Change your host files so that going to r9k takes you to a e-library or some investment site. Get outta here. Trust me familgila.
>you will never accidentally touch a meteorite
>you will never gain telekinetic powers from said meteorite
>you will never go mad with power and destroy your whole city including all the chads and stacies
what is the point of living?
to marry and reproduce
:^)
not into autistic shit like op :)
>>25622331
>You will never stop said person from destroying the city
>can feel the borders between my ego and reality
>realize that i exist only as a very minute slice of a reality that is too large to be defined
>i am a carbon being made of flesh and bone living on a rock in the milky way system, and i can only see the visible range of colors with two eyes wired to a very complicated electrical piece of meat
>as a meatthing, my ego separates my concept of self from my external perceptions of reality to prevent everything from becoming a milky haze
>begin to synchronize and fully realize the mechanics of my own existence
I don't care about so many things that seem important. I've realized that so many of our values as human beings are rooted in hyperreality that doesn't have any real grounds beyond us believing them.
I feel like I've touched a cold spot facing away from the sun on some faraway planet. In a scary kind of way, I think I've hit a realization that has disconnected me from certain things I've known since I was a child.
I need to be my own anchor, now. Nothing else is real enough to hold on to.
It's like how in cartoons, they draw outlines to separate the character from the background. It's like I can feel that, almost.
I think it's my depersonalization fucking with me.
you tripping OP?
>>25622372
Completely sober. Never touched any drugs in my life, besides antidepressants.
This guy can't get a gf
well, if he keep making that shit face he will never get one.
>>25622230
he probably keeps killing them before they say yes.
>>25622230
Maybe its because he's on 4chan and not in the club tearin it up
I just want to reiterate for you guys that I am NOT gay and I never will be. This is what I like: a woman's butt and vagina.
>>25622182
denying you're gay on an anonymous image board makes you look pretty gay
also
>not being master race bi/trisexual
Asian pussy will turn a gay man straight.
>>25622357
Well I'm fucking not. I like pussy and ass and titties.
Post things that can give someone a brain anyerusm
>Episode 2 was the best Star Wars movie
>>25622130
I have a hard time believing this picture is real. I mean manlet persecution complex aside, this is such a fucking mundane thing to laugh at.
I thought Episode 2 was pretty damned good though. The feel was unlike anything else with Kamino and Geonosis.
>>25622211
>manlet persecution complex
No such thing exists
Glory in 20 minutes.
I will keep you posted.
i know it's not happening, but every time i see one of these threads, some part of me deep inside lights up and hopes that it really is happening
Bullshit as per usual.
But just in case, faggot.
hi news peoplejust in case
boy oh boy robots have I got a scoop for you
>match with girl on tinder
>she's a 9/10, natural blonde, sweet smile
>very nice and feminine
>talk about getting together this weekend for drinks
>she goes silent for 2 days
>comes back saying she isn't sure she wants to meet because she's been dealing with drama lately that she doesn't want me to deal with
>ask her what she means
>"i'm preeeetty sure if you knew you wouldn't want to hang out"
>what what is it
>mfw "i'm transgender"
>she started hormones early so there's no trace of masculinity that I can see
>has had an orchiectomy(she has no balls)
>just got out of a 7 year relationship and is depressed because she feels like she'll never find another guy that will accept her
will continue updating
>>tinder
stopped reading here
fuck off
still waiting for faggot OP
>we meet at a coffee shop after a bunch of hoo ha
>long story short we get very caffeine buzzed and go to my place to fug
>mfw she had a penis still
>gets kinda awkward but we continue
>I let her inside my ass
>all is well and good. The pressure kinda makes me feel like I have a continuous poop coming in and out of my ass
To be cont.
Do you think normies can get depressed? I don't think they're self-aware or introspective enough to know true suffering.
>>25621605
We should ignore normies, cucks, and toasty roasties forever.
>>25621605
Many people on here may have once been normies but got depressed/dispondant with women/life/job ect and either ended up depressed robots or ascended to Wizardchan
>>25621605
There's been a number of studies that have shown that smarter people get more easily depressed because they can actualy comprehend how shitty things are, and aren't stupid enough to buy into pointless hopes and dreams.
But I don't think that applies to most of you guys here. Most of you seem to either be extremely unfortunate, or are dumb as shit AND unfortunate.
