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>you finally get a girl with robotic traits
>you're both so terrible at socializing that the relationship doesn't go anywhere
How do you feel?
like a normie that needs to get the fuck out of my board
what do you mean by doesnt go anywhere?
because that may very well be my life
Straight into the fucking trash can it goes
>never trust anybody
>act like you trust them but keep in mind they are all backstabbers
>when youre being asked, wait at least 5 seconds before you answer
>never ever ever use words like: please, sorry and so on
>act like youre always busy and you dont have time
>never ever justify yourself for others
>never tell people why youre doing something or why you did things
>when you leave somebody never go back to her/him. its fucking done forever.
>never get too close to anybody and dont let them get too close to you
>do not reveal anything about your personal life
>hide the feels at any cost
>If he/she is not giving information, dump her/him fast
>learn to play the game or you will get fucked really hard in life
>remember : nobody has the right to ask you about the things you do
>people = shit
>if anybody tried to mock you stare dead into their eyes in silence as long as possible
>act like youre not listening
>if you know someone whos a total piece of shit try to take down their self-esteem in any possible way
>never talk about religion, politics, or lifestyle choices with anyone.
>Never get in any form of discussion with people
>keep your power level hidden at all times
>never take what anyone says at face value. look for hidden motivations which drive their actions.
>never have an outburst of emotion in public or in the workplace,
>enjoy time spent alone, because you will be craving it the very soon after you lose it.
>Delete all social network accounts right now
>Do not update
>Stop trying to impress people
>if you met a girl and said to yourself "shes different" stop right there because youre making a horrible mistake
>never expect anything more then a pump and dump out of women
>if you develop feelings for a girl and she knows it you will become her slave over time
>females only care about what you can offer them AT THE CURRENT MOMENT
>if you are NEET its best not to bother with females at all its only a ticking time bomb
>the way your relationship with a girl will be is decided by the first few weeks of you being together, lay down some rules or she will start to make up her own spontaneously
>create a proxy of yourself so people will never know who you really are
>keep expanding the proxy lie, eventually you will become it
>stop caring. That's the cure for anxiety
>if someone asks who did such and such, or did you do such and such, it's always a bad thing. Feign ignorance. Never admit shit. If they don't have proof, they can't do shit.
>never look people on the street in the eye but dont stare at the ground either, just ignore
>try to keep at least one thing in your life on schedule
>college and high school are just a social interaction simulation
>always have a run plan. When you think you're safe you're not.
>never give favors to people.
could we have a vent thread? I just wanna talk about stuff that i've had on my mind for a while, and I don't have anyone to talk with about it
>>25615261
Sure OP, what's on your mind?
I'm all ears OP (eyes, I guess)
Gonna vent too if that's okay.
I'm sick of everything and all the time and I feel a mixture of nondescript aggression, despair and hopelessness. I live at home and help pay a mortgage for people who don't seem to give a fuck about anything, who can't plan or manage their fucking finances. I have to deal with their neuroses and fuck ups and every day feels like I'm walking on eggshells, be it at home or at my shitty job. I simultaneously love isolation and despise it, because I simultaneously want friends, a significant other etc but also don't want the baggage. Not that it matters because I'm not good enough for anyone anyway. Too many contradicting messages and feelings in my brain make me feel like I'm going insane. I'm unfit as all hell and I have all the motivation in the world to try and fix myself, but no energy, because it all gets pissed down the drain at work. I often fantasize about blowing my head off in the woods where it's quiet and I'm alone and won't disturb anybody.
there's like fuzz in my water bottle straw and it's making me sad
Which board has the most endearing personality?
[s4s] by a long shot. Everybody seems so happy there.
>>25615131
They're all pretty much horrible in their own way.
/tv/ is almost impossible to have a discussion on because of the memeing, but the production of memes is so high that almost anything entertaining or peculiar in a new movie/show will become a short lived meme. There is not much genuine hostility and bitterness, the board produces the most OC on 4chan and is really more about internet culture/making each other laugh than anything.
Maybe it's just me, I find it endearing. /v/ used to be the same way but it became infested with normies once vidya went mainstream and being geeky was cool, meaning it's filled with genuine malice. Movies were never considered a nerd thing, so /tv/ didn't suffer from the same problem.
All Slavs welcome. Tell stories, share feels.
last thread was deleted. "This thread has been pruned or deleted"
pretty sure it was the hot pocket mods, but either way
why was the last thread deleted?
it was such a good thread. i dont remember enjoying a thread that much in quite some time
the nerve of some people
>>25615160
Mods, live everybody else, hate slavs.
>>25615160
becuse racism
I get incredibly angry at the slightest hint of romantic subplot in a film
Lol you're pathetic
Is it really so hard to just be above it
>>25615101
Sure go ahead kick me when I'm down. Yea maybe I want too much, I also love too much. That's the real me. You can't find that at the store, cause I'm the real deal, what you see is what you get. Is it such a crime to yearn for intimacy and the caress of another human bean? But go ahead and scoff, you've earned it
>>25615134
Yes lol
Who cares about girls
Stop putting the other gender on a pedestal and so expecting this other gender to magically turn your life around and carry your burdens as well as hers
Girls are usually annoying anyway
when did this shit go down? and wtf over 400 000 views? when did cucking get so popular?
https://imgur.com/gallery/hlOyrpic not related
>>25614942
did anyone see the thread?
>>25614942
jesus christ
at least anon bowed out with dignity
>>25615263
desu i could see some robots forgiving her out of sheer desperation
>inb4 gf he was never a robot
might be true, but no normie gets dad cucked
Continuing from yesterday
What are some good thick, curvy instagram girls to follow?
Here's Uldouz
instagram.com/uldouz
She was born in iran, she has a weird accent, and her gram is filled with videos of completely cancerous less than facebook tier humor.
She's cute and hot and curvy though so it's worth a follow
>>25614777
Nobody fapping to instagram girls today?
>>25615213
naw man, day 10 of no fap, I aint feeding no bitch ego, plus im starting to feel less feminine and faggot like
>>25615247
After the first week of nofap your test level drops dramatically so you become more feminine actually
>you're at the club and 500 sex starved refugees slap your girls ass
What do
>>25614741
Remember it's not a gf but a hooker, and then laugh and call her a fucking slut.
>>25614741
Fucking dogs. Kill them now
immediately remind everyone that we don't have proof that it was the refugees and that German men rape too and talk about women in STEM fields
who /fat/ here?
600 pounds here, i havent left my room in a month
>>25614705
You should be on one of those TLC shows, get money just for having your daily life filmed
No way. Take a picture of your body. I refuse to believe this.
>>25614705
fucking loser. Starving yourself is the way to go.
In the year 2020-4, why do we still have door handles?
>>25614663
To open doors?
>>25614663
what a great thread
Yeah man, where are my Star Trek doors and flying cars?
How do I get a gf if I'm not funny or charismatic?
I can't come up with any jokes and I dont have natural charm.
Have lots of money otherwise you're fucked
watch lots of standup comedians and try to mimic how they can turn anything into a funny joke
>>25614660
If you think that's how it works you're either 16 or mentally retarded
I'm going to pick up my first hooker
Any suggestions?
I chose this grill because she answered her phone and didn't sound drunk
>200 for a half hour
>300 if I dont want to use a condom
>>25614563
Sounds like a huge fucking rip off but I don't know shit about hooker rates
>>25614563
>300 if I dont want to use a condom
ABORT ABORT ABORT
200 for half an hour with that is robbery.
>>25614563
Have raw sex. Tood bad sounds expensive, I fucked her and more for 24 hrs for only 100 USD with no condom several times in Mexico
>tfw no ebony girlfriend
tfw i will never have wild sex with a ebony goddes or the benefits of been in a interracial relationship you have total immunity against tumblr
>tfw ebony gf
The last 3 "dates" have just been us fucking.
Feels good man.
>>25614486
>tfw none of these robots know what they're playing with
>tfw I know for a fact these big thots will fuck your life up six ways from sunday
Waiting for something in the mail?
As for me I'm waiting for 2 books, 6 vinyl records and 5 SATA cables
I got 3 books already and my disk player, waiting for the rest. Most of them will arrive january 18
One Book, one Star Trek next gen die cast Warbird, one PS3.
This week i already received two PS3 Games, a few other books and a tablet powercase.
Pink & Teal tshirts
power adapter for laptop
more ram for my destap
but the big thing I'm waiting on is a new modem from my ISP. We got upgraded in speed from 20 megabits to 120 megabits but the old modem cant handle those speeds
>>25614462
What's are your book and games?
