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You have depression. Time to man up and take responsibility
>>28489673
Nah, I'm done with that. This is the last time around for me.
I've made the decision to no longer invest in this life. There's never any payoff. When the money runs out, I'm gone.
>>28489673
There is no objective 'manning up'. People giving up are ultimately as neutral as people who keep trying. The universe will go on and its individual cogs will sometimes fall apart just as some of them will keep moving. Why judge either?
>>28490460
please get better. do it for me at least
Has anyone gotten their girlfriend to drink their piss?
>>28489605
i did it for my bf willingly
yumyum
>>28489653
How was drinking it?
>>28489605
Normie
>>28489653
Roastie
GET OUT
Who here simple clothes?
>Solid black short sleeve t shirt
>grey casual pants khakis
>black sneakers
Sunglasses and headphones and a blue baseball cap
No one cares and I don't want to be bothered by panhandlers and beggar fasggots
Literally everyone except for /fa/ fags dress simply senpai.
>>28489539
Switch the black sneakers for white ones and you'll be more effay without effort
>>28490372
Fuck off bitch you don't know shit
>Gosh Anon it is a shame your ambition exceeded your talent
What ambition?
>>28489538
>implying
Original comeback.
>ambition
>talent
Why does the GTA have so many shitposters? Why is it that whenever I go anywhere from a 3G network I cannot post on 4chan because it's banned?
Why is it that recently our fucking IP range has been banned entirely forever?
Stop shitposting, Ontariobots.
Also general Canada thread.
T DOT REPRESENT !
I remember unknowingly browsing on 3G a few years ago and trying to post. It said I was banned for posting CP. I was legit scared before I realized why it said that.
I have always wondered if you could get away with being a sick fuck on 3G.
I'm assuming they can tell who's account was doing what.
>>28489706
Well for the longest time Barneyfag has been getting the ip range in and around the GTA banned for shitposting on /v/.
Now it's just been completely banned eternally.
Femanon, get in the car or I will beat the shit out of your boyfriend.
You don't wanna mess with me m8
>>28489489
>saving a 4chan meme from another site hence the watermark
Fucking newfag
>>28489513
Well whose to say John J Calanan didn't get the image from that site to begin with? I doubt he drew it himself
>your parents and grandparents had more sex than you
http://m.baka.com.au/lifestyle/life/family-relationships-and-sex/baby-boomers-had-more-sex-than-millennials-study-20150506-ggve12.html
Fucking word filters
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/news/a32367/baby-boomers-had-more-sex/
>>28489353
>your parents and grandparents had more sex than you
Any number is greater than 0 my friend
>Your parents never bought you a car, so you never had a job/girlfriend
>That kid who never showered had a current year vehicle and fucked three different girls
>Think life can't get shitter
>All my friends I've made over the years start to ignore me
>They're forming relationships and doing something in life, even the complete retards
>Start getting shit at all my hobbies
>Parents start to despise me and hate me with their guts
>Passive agressive comments everyday
>Stop going college (and fail)
>Mom becomes disabled
>Get fatter than I've ever been before
>Can't watch more than 1 episode of anime before being bored
>21st Birthday
>No one gives a fuck, no member of family calls
>Sit down on bed and think about my life
>Make this post
Is life worth living at this rate. I can't even fathom what it's going to be like in 2 years. At this point I wish I was just making this for attention. inb4 edgy. inb4 just b urself.
>>28489257
Sounds like your best bet is to finish college, start a family and strive to establish what you never had in your own family. That's what I'm doing.
Drinking helps
>>28489257
21 was a great year for me
22 fucking sucked
23 was ok
24 will probably be ok
Take that for what you will. Drugs help
robots, this is your competition
femanons, would you let him light your pussy up?
>>28489037
how many matches do you get with that monster
>>28489037
Nah. He's too short and white
the oxford comma really makes it
>made an ass out of myself while drunk
>keep thinking she's sending signals while we're drunk
>couldn't cum because I was too drunk
>had to fuck for hours
>she was only a 7
guys srsly its a bad feel
What I've been doing for a few weeks
>Cut out all soda, eating very little, lifting a bit, running 2 miles a day, only drink a couple beers on weekends, no junk food
Amount of weight I've lost: 0.
Will it work if I take fat burners and starve myself, or will that mess up my body somehow
>>28488981
regardless of weight loss, that's pretty good
fat burners and selfstarving will probably do you more harm than good.
you might be getting skinnier, just not losing weight, since you're exercising. muscle is denser than fat.
starving yourself isn't the best idea if you're planning on losing a lot of weight, since you'll need your muscles to keep your metabolism up.
not sure what fat burners you're talking about, but if it's DNP, it works as long as you research it and follow instructions well enough.
inb4 the fucking psychopathic starve yourself fags come in droves.
>tfw no dancing imouto
>>28488969
my step-imouto suggested that i should kill myself, not even hating me
>>28489493
>step imouto
Literally nothing of importance, blood related sisters/brothers are what matters.
I have two little sisters who I love very much but they're also annoying as shit. I'm convinced that the only weebs who want an imouto are the ones who don't know what it's like to have one. I wish I had a brother close to my age instead.
>tfw want to write out a long-thought out exposition on my thoughts about women but i know no one will read it or reply to it is a thread
I'll read it
poop scoop
>>28488965
Will it be anything original or just Elliot rant 2.0?
What are you waiting for, nigger? Write it and post it.
>everyone has the right to have a safe-space and to go through the day without being triggered by anything
>except for you mentally ill men YOU FUCKING VIRGIN NERDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE WHOLE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU
how long do you think until they put us in camps and just fucking kill us?
I can tell that 100% of women want carte blanche to have anyone they deem "creepy" or unattractive killed on sight. I wouldn't be surprised if in 20 years if a woman, any woman, says that you looked at her/ breathed the same air as her/ were unattractive or lacked social skills near her that you should be killed. And I wouldn't put it past them to enact laws to do just that
Woah. If we want to be taken credibly don't start spouting insane bullshit and hyperbole. They're already making a joke and stigmatising anyone who dares raise facts and statistics around male disadvantages. Don't give them an inch.
>>28489045
and then you go and say "le epin kill all juice and nigros!"
Fuck off. All sjws are the same, "left" and right
What does being cummed inside feel like femanons?
Like taking a really good shit and piss at the same time. I'm a legit femanon by the way, look at this anime girl I posted.
>>28488855
Go back to your containment board /v/.
Just ejaculation? It's pretty good, can feel him tense up and then start spasming. Sometimes can also feel the first initial burst, but after that not really, and can't feel the cum inside till it starts to leak out. A big part of the enjoyment is psychological though.
