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are you somehow proud to at least be a part of 4chan ?
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>>28494682
Nah I think it's a shithole
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no

i am ashamed even more thenbeing a drug addict
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I'm ashamed tbqh.

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Those of you who have cured your mental illnesses, how did you do it? I completely cured my depression related to schizoaffective disorder with venaflaxine. I still have the schizo part but at least the depression is finally gone after 7 different medications.
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>>28494662
>curing depression with pills

guess what buddy it's not gone. It's still there waiting for you to fall back into its arms
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>>28495682
>natural chemical imbalance in your brain is cured by medication
>itz not gon itz waitn 4 u 2 stop da pillz

no shit the imbalance will come back if you remove the balancing agent you're not saying anything worthwhile u cunt
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>>28495725
there is no need to get upset faggot.

come back
fall into my arms
we both know it's safe
I want you back

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>tfw you have never left your country and you're 25
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>>28494633
It must be an awesome country then. Which one?
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>>28494633
>tfw you have never actually left your country
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tfw scared of transport cause you got lost once

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>leave the house
first i highly don't suggest this

>got pulled over because my dads fucking SUV is tinted so dark you can barely see out
>he has a permit for darker window tint from his eye doctor because of seizures
>im nervous as fuck they'll think im a drug dealer or something and shoot me dead
>give the cop my license and the registration while i was visibly shaking
>he said "why are you so nervous"
>say "im just nervous sir, I've never been pulled over" fucking studdering the whole time
>tells me he stopped me because the window tint is too dark
>tell him its my dads car and he has a permit for it from his doctor
>show him
>he says that only applies to him while hes driving HIS car
>cop says im making him nervous and asks me to step out
>he frisks me while my hands tremble
>he tells me he thinks theres something illegal in the car
>another two cops show up and tear my dads car apart looking for i don't know what
>one gets in my face and asks "where is it, dont fuck with me kid ill ruin your life"
>stop talking because im so afraid of that one
>get 175 dollar ticket about an hour later and go home

seriously. don't leave your house.
it is not safe
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fucking pigs man
i get so goddamn nervous every time i see a cop car
they just lurk
they're so fucking sinister
i've been pulled over for speeding a few times and the cops are always such gigantic assholes
i hate seeing them posted up on street corners and stuff, just waiting
i don't even do anything illegal and i feel oppressed
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>>28494504
>He says that only applies to him while he's driving HIS car.

So what the fuck do you want me to do?, officer.

Take out all the fucking windows before I go for a drive to get my drugz????

At that point i'd probably get shot. Man, fuck american police.

Don't they have minorities to harass and brutalize
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Your beta rays are irradiating me OP

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Poo poo pee pee anyone? We need more of these, they used to be something.
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I would dump what i have, but the bot makes posting here difficult.

This one is on the house.
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Chicken tendies poo poo or just the regular wojak and company pee pee?
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>>28494441
Man, that is so disgusting!

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This girl tries to mug you. The gun looks real but you could also probably physically overpower her. What do you do?
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Physically empower her if my chances are good. Give her a good hard beating to vent my hatred for women.
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go for it, would be far easier than overpowering a man
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>>28494363
Laugh.

Then probably kidnap...

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What's your favorite part of MTW? Mine is when a girl doesn't say hi back to him so he cries in the bathroom for an hour.
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>>28494360
bump
this is super original
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>>28494360
>MTW
Its got its own acronym now? What is it like the holy book of /r9k/ or smth famalam
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>>28494360
have to be this one

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>kicked out of uni after given many chances and still failing to get the work done and pass.
The only chance i had at having a good life just ended, i don't want to work in a warehouse all my life ;_;
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>>28494318
What were you studying brother?
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>>28494318
How did you get kicked out friend?
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>>28494367
Studying Accounting but i fucked it up so hard.
JUST let me fuck my own shit up senpai

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What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal.
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>>28494291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PuMeDckhKc
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>>28494291
Is he a sandnigger?
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>>28494365
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PuMeDckhKc
not bad impression

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What drugs do robots normally do? Lifelong sober here, wondering if you guys are any different.
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>>28494277
>defining yourself by something you don't do

cool story bro.
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>>28494277
i have family that work in alcohol and i smoke pot medicinally
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I'm partial to LSD myself

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Post the most nice guy/beta thing imaginable

>he's such a jerk, I would treat her so much better
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>my wife's son just came out as gay
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>>28494255

Let's

Get

Married

REEEEEEEEEE
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I think it's more about looking beta than it is acting beta. I genuinely think that even the nicest of chad gets women no effort vs a beta faced robot could act as alpha and mean as possible and not get anything. If you look weak you are just assumed to be weak.

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>tfw hate niggers
>tfw literally cannot stop listening to ghetto trap musik

who knows this feel?
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>>28494244
No, l'm not a nigger
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>>28494244
Ghetto trap is the worst music 2 b q h
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lmao keep listening to meme music, sheeple cuck

>be European
>have cool European or English accent
>go to America
>literally drown in pussy

>be American
>go anywhere in the world
>get murdered, kidnapped, or abused

That's cool I guess.
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>>28494159
American women are unfaithful and sluts.
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>>28494159
>implying east european accent is allright even in a slightest
everytime they think you're a russian, fucking hell
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>>28494211

Americans think Russians are badasses.

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How long were you browsing 4chan before you learned about the catalog? It was maybe a year for me.
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>>28494158
Please refrain from posting pretty women, it is considered a trigger here. Thank you.
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>>28494158
I was here before the catalog.

Sauce: Katya Clover
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month or so
its pretty useless unless i want to find specific thread i closed by a mistake. other than that, first page and f5

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>There are people out there with friends and a gf
>I have nothing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28494149
you have us anon
fuckthisoriginalcomment
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What do you want is to do about it anon?
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I know that feel

Fucking normals man i hate them so much RRREEEEEEEEEEEE DIE YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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