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i feel like i absorbed someones curse via posting in their thread...
What curse do you think was passed over to you?
>>28499678
i think i saw that post too...
from the making stuff thread right? i definitely didn't feel as good after seeing that post
Oooh nice nice nice
If you need help i have some things to get rid of curses.
Could not work tho
I haven't had sex in a week and I'm dieing here. I don't know how you losers do it long term.
>>28499548
There's something called "masturbation", it temporarily takes away the pain.
just masturbate all the time, it's almost as good as getting pussyright?
>>28499548
he looks like a cartoon
>tfw you go to bed unreasonably early so you won't have to suffer through being awake
>>28499509
>Super early mornings are better than evenings desu. The sun is just starting to come up. The wagecucks are all getting ready for work. You are still a little foggy from sleeping. Then reality hits and you try to busy yourself for a few hours until you're staring at the wall wishing you had something, ANYTHING to give your life meaning.
>>28499584
>greentext for no reason
>>28499509
maybe stopcutting for strangers
Can someone explain to me why being completely open and honest with a woman hasn't worked out for me? Is it a bad way to approach someone, I don't know any other way and I hate bullshitting. I wouldn't want someone to lie to me just to be charming so I never want to do it. But somehow being honest just doesn't work.
Since some of these attempts were online and they didn't even know how I looked I'm going to go ahead and assume I must have an awful personality. How the fuck do you even fix that?
Women assume everyone is bullshitting. If you're open about your flaws, they'll think you're just terrible at hiding them,
>>28499484
you are desperate and going after whores
>why being completely open and honest with a woman hasn't worked out for me?
Because it doesn't work for anyone.
It doesn't even work for Chad.Chad lies through his teeth to get what he wants.
Understand this: Everything you're raised to believe about how to get a girl is wrong. Not only wrong, but more often than not, the exact opposite of the truth.
Good honest gentlemen don't got laid. Liars and thugs get laid.
Does Dunkin Donuts serve donuts all day?
Also favorite type of donuts from Dunkin Donuts?
Yes they do. After noon tho the donuts are stale.
I usually buy 2 strawberry or chocolate rounds ones and smush them together and eat them like a sandwich
fuck dunkin donuts
PURE SHIT
go to timmys get a double double with timbits
DD is the most common fast food place by far here. I don't know what happened in the last 10 years.
I found a hooker who's into anime and baneposting
Should I lose my virginity to her?
You should run her pictures through Google first to be safe. A lot of hookers online like to steal pictures to use as ads.
40 Good Boy Points for 15 minutes? Is that really worth it?
>>28499427
>Lewisham
nice knowing you anon
>Kill yourself
>won't have capacity to regret it
>don't kill yourself
>will regret it
Life is the pursuit of of the means of life until you die.
>>28499406
Why does Christchan always look schizophrenic?
>>28499406
learning to live for a living, anon,thats the tricky part
>>28499745
Cause thats what she is.
What are the requirements for getting NEET/retard/autismbux in your country, and how much can you earn?
Be pregnant
>>28499391
It's impossible.
WELCOME TO ITALY.
tfw when you aren't in england
gimme my autismbux holy queen
Country: Germany
Requirements: Having severe depression is enough
Neetbux: About $1000/month plus rent, utilities etc.
>have sex with 16 year old today
>faint scent of sweat
>not completely shaven
>doesn't want to do anything besides missionary
>talks endlessly about high school
>cant walk outside with her without feeling ashamed
I think I made a mistake
>>28499387
sex doesn't equal adult, if you expected more from a 16 year old you're dumb
>tfw no 16 year old gf
>>28499387
Welcome to reality, manchild
Yesterday was the best day of my life in a long time /r9k/.
Basically at work, there was a girl I was very interested in. We were like twin souls, we had the same sense of humor, the same interest and she honestly enjoyed every joke or remark I made.
We were doing the night shift and it was just her, me and some other bitch, and I had her all to myself. Fast forward to after work, I'm a skateboarder so I had her ride for the first time on mine as I held her...it was fucking incredible, I rode with her home even though she lives so damn far from me anons.
This is where it goes from great to glorious, she shows me every last photo and exciting thing going on in her life as we rode the train, then when we reached her stop, we were the only ones in the station given it was 2 in the morning.
I finally got over myself and openly told her I really liked her and to my surprise she literally said "It took you long enough, was wondering when you'd crack".
/r9k/ what do I do now? I've been thinking about this all damn day and we text on and off and tomorrow we work together again.
>I'm a skateboarder
Stopped reading
>>>/out/
>>>/soc/
>>>/highschool/
I'm happy today too, OP, I reached orgasm for the first time.
But it sounds like you've got a good catch on your hands, just don't fuck it up by being too clingy, just stay at the same level you have until now and ask her to be GF
>>28499339
wake up desu
What's the quickest way to get a death sentence?
>>28499334
There's no quick way to get executed. Even if your trial is fast you'll spend literal decades on death row. Closest thing is suicide by cop.
>>28499334
fuck a tranny and get aids
>>28499334
kill yourself, give yourself a death sentence
It's over for me, /r9k/. My parents worked their ass off to help me, but due to my own laziness, I'm going to fail a class that is both a general education requirement and directly related to my own major. They'll likely stop paying for my education, and.. I don't know what's next. I'm too shitty with my hands to learn a trade. I'm literally too uncoordinated to even tie my shoes. Is there any way I'm not going to be homeless when the dust settles?
look into getting an autism spectrum diagnosis tbqh
>>28499287
If you literally can't tie your shoes then I think >>28499307
has a valid point. You might be retarded
>>28499307
I was diagnosed with Asperger's several years ago, though that technically doesn't exist anymore.
As far as I'm aware, disability money doesn't cover food+utilities+rent in most places, and cleaning the toilets someplace for minimum wage would invalidate my disability, because it'd mean I'm technically capable of finding work, albeit not well-paid work. Am I wrong on this?
>>28499367
My IQ is in the 120's, though I forget the exact number. I'm just hilariously uncoordinated.
how to obtain mexican gf?
i just wear my MAGA hat and the come flocking
>wanting to get a gf who will become obese after age 25 and have 4 children in 5 years
>>28499281
or she could just look after her diet and exercise so she doesn't become fat?
Also i don't mind pumping 4 children inside a mexican qt
Ideal GF thread
I'll start
>schizophrenic or schizotypal
>likes video games
>interested in the world around them (art, philosophy, or really any kind of intellectual pursuit or craft, doesn't matter which)
>does not need a pretty face, but should be willing to go to the gym with me
>ideally a big butt, wide hips
>no huge areolas
>laughs at my shitty jokes
I pretty much fit all of this butI hate meeting people
>>28499256
wow bro I have a girl that matches that description pretty fucking well.
She's annoying as shit but I keep coming back. The pussy is crazy.
Why would you want this? Mentally ill chicks suck
Pic related, but it'll never happen.also I wouldn't date a 3D girl as they're all manipulative whores
>she never texts first
>>28499234
I'm a robot, I can't help being pathetic
>>28499212
>>28499324
>Having a girl to text
You're not a robot kys
>tfw she will always text you first
>tfw she won't leave you alone
>tfw she's my gf and I'm starting to reject her mentally because she won't leave me some time for myself
>she literally can't stop texting for 2 hours
wat do
