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I'm 19 years old and I failed 12th twice how does it feel to be superior to me I want to kill myself ;^;
Feels no different than usual since I'm generally superior to others.
Why did you fail each time?
>>28500771
i failed twice too
graduated last december
just turned 20 last month
it's fine anon nobody actually cares except you
I passed but I work shitty low entry jobs.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Why the fuck has ther been so much shitposting the past two days?
Two weeks ago /r9k/ was a serious place with serious discussions.
>US Election
>effects of autism on dating
>inactivity and masturbation (general)
>summer vacation plans
Please stop shit posting and make this place decent
>>28500717
I don't post about any of that stuff, but this is /r9k/. Actual feels discussion is far and in between. This board is /b/ lite now.
I'm no newfag, been here all summer xd
I'm legion expect us c:
Rare pepes amirte?
BTW mom found the poop sock o.0
Fucking newfags.
Kys op
>ITT: Prove you aren't a normie
I haven't spoken to anyone outside my family for 9 months
I have never kissed or had any kind of sex with a girl.
My social anxiety literally kept me out of school for three months.
>>28500782
I dropped out of uni due to social anxiety and depression and my mum had to go to the uni and explain what happened so I could not be in thousands of dollars of debt.
Either my room is haunted or I am schizophrenic.
>>28500677
You're probably just a little anxious
My parents house has been haunted since a cat died there
A new cat was in my room the other day that vanished into the darkness. I don't have schizophrenia, but sometimes I hear voices (they usually don't talk, only laugh) when I just wake up or see things.
>tfw Doge passed away today
>>28500674
wut? proof?
>>28500691
>needing proof that some anon's dog died
rude 2bh
feels bad anon. sorry
If I quit the internet, will my life get better?
>>28500653
No it will not wjaopjpsfjoa
>>28500653
Yes, incalculably
>>28500653
A little. Being on a computer trains us to be submissive, less active, have beta body language and posture, passive, and so much more. Unfortunately cutting off a form of popular media everyone uses and is almost essential for working and socializing will make you more weird.
If you are addicted you should build up your self control. That will definitely make you stronger.
/r9k/, have any of you ever wanted to be a girl. I don't mean permanently, but just for as long as you want and can keep switching back if you want to?
I never wanted to till I started playing a game where I can switch back and forth and then getting fucked by a guy even though I hated it gave me a raging hard on. I guess I'll have to settle for VR for now to have a realer experience of this.
How far off is society till I can experience something like this IRL?
You know, I always say women have life on easy mode like most of /r9k/, but memes aside, I wouldn't want to be a woman for 5 seconds.
I would probably kill myself if I woke up a woman, tomorrow.
I'm a balding manlet neet and I still wouldn't trade places with someone like Taylor Swift or Jennifer Lawrence.
>>28500636
>switching.
>Implying I wouldn't just go full time stacy, gather an army of whiteknights while I fuck rich Chad all day and give him many children.
Fucking pleb wanting to go back to being a loser.
>>28500734
Why not? I used to think the same think because I'm not attracted to guys, so I thought it would be pointless, but it's actually pretty great to be able to switch back an forth.
Why aren't you guys cashing in on this ample supply of pussy?
DDLG is the PATRICIAN FETISH
I run a blog where we match little girls/traps/boypussie up with Daddy doms and we are swamped
AMA
Well, where's the link?
I'm a 6'3" chubby half asian, that's probably Dad material, shit.
>>28500551
>sfw-cgl-matchups
It's asexual though. Omegle DDLG or Anime and profit off that prime white pussy.
>Why aren't you guys cashing in on this ample supply of pussy?
Majority of people here probably lack any form of dominance to begin with. Good luck being a daddy when you're a spineless maggot.
But yes, DDLG is a pretty good fetish.
Have you guys ever tried doing the things that make you anxious? It will be awkward and terrible the first few times, but eventually you just get used to it and it stops bothering you.
>be me
>23 yo kissless, hand-holdless virgin
>finally decide to say fuck it.
>see qt sitting on a bench
>ask if I can sit down
>try starting a conversation about an online contest I had entered
>conversation is awkward
>stutttering
>legs shaking
>she seems to be getting annoyed
>finally just ask her to a hockey game
>she says I have plans
>walk away, in a ball of sweat before realizing I never even introduced myself, or asked for her name
>3 months later, I can just get a date any time with one line
>Hello, my name is anon. I was just wondering, are you seeing anyone right now?
Basically, I just wanted to share this because I realized that if you're a shut in, literally the best thing you can do for yourself is find out what things freak you out, and just go do them. It becomes fun after a while.
But anon maybe if I wait a couple more weeks it'll go away on its own.
Yes, that's literally exposure therapy. It's the basis for how Cognitive Behaviour Therapy works.
That works for some guys. Sometimes you need to get rejected hard just to realize it sucks but you're still alive and breathing afterwards. Then you just keep trying.
don't let pitch blacked win
>pitch black will actually win because of cucks
>>28500314
It actually tastes terrible imo. Baja blast is top tier along with voltage, followed by lime wire, original, code red, literal shit, then finally pitch black.
>>28500487
the bottle itself looks like a black vainy sausage and tastes like mediocre grape soda
i think mountian jew is shilling on the website they try to make the votes look neck in neck when in reality everyone likes Baja Blast better
Fat chicks get laid first.
Discuss.
>>28500304
Wrong. Thicc != Fat
/thread
>>28500304
they get married first
>>28500304
Fat chicks are more attractive.
Generally speaking, are Mcdonaldd's employees the happiest?
>based benefits
>fair wage
>delightful customers
>clean bathrooms and working conditions
>free Sprite on Wed-Friday
That green text combination is enough to convince me that McDonalds is an excellent place to work. Have you applied at McDonalds yet?
>>28500268
>tell people to get jobs
>when they get a job humiliate them
people
Wish I was a fucking neet.
>>28500268
Mickey D's gives amazing training. Great first job.
That being said if you're 25+ and still working there you should kys immediately
>>28500355
>25+
You mean if you're 18+?
Seriously if you're working at mcdonald's as an adult you should look in the mirror and examine your life.
What's the point of me even existing? I need to know that I have some sort of worth, and that life isn't just some illusion that everyone but me is in on. I can't fucking take it anymore. I feel like a fuck up, like a complete failure to my family. Every day suicide becomes more appealing.
Pic unrelated
>>28500266
Its whatever you want it to be; perception is every thing.
>>28500484
That's what everyone says. Fuck that.
I need something, anything to hold on to that's definite
>>28500696
you're shit out of luck then!!
>tfw creating my dream life
who else plays out their fantasies in videogames?
>>28500218
You should play The Sims 4.
It tends to get boring if you just play yourself though.
I used to escape reality with mmos when I was about 15. It was great. I wish I could just go back again.
>>28500246
what's better, 3 or 4?
I have an abusive nigger family that had actively prevented me from joining any after school activity or visiting any social event, I was threatened with death. Now of course I'm socially retarded because of this and they keep saying "you can't be a real man if you listen to that music, play dem games or watch den shows".
They destroyed my phone and PC and now I'm taking classes so that I can legally own a gun. I'm going to slaughter every one of them in about a week when I finish the classes. Any advice, robots?
Murder tip #1 dogs count as witnesses
>>28500192
Be like every nigger and start selling drugs, your parents would probably be proud.
Yeah don't post shit like this
Premeditated murder/s = foverer in jail
Be piss drunk and don't tell people you own a gun, wait months or a year even to commit this.
After a huge fight, make them hit you. Then super drunk grab the gun and shot them
15 years give it or take after good behaviour.
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