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How different is your real life persona to your 4chan persona?
I don't like socializing in real life, so there's not a comparison. When I have to interact with other people it's always professional because it's at work or with someone who is doing work.
I'm a racist on 4chan, but would never say anything racist or mean to someone in real life.
>>28724098
Not very? I hide my powerlevel irl but otherwise I don't really have a 'persona'. Depending on how close I am to somebody, the powerlevel will inevitably drop now and then.
ITT we create achievements for school shootings
>assault chair: recruit a kid in a wheelchair
>in the oven:hit a Jew with a Molotov
>>28723484
Lift this: Kill a chad by bashing his head in with a dumbell
Who's a fag now?: force two chads to have gay sex
>>28723484
>What a blast!:Kill people using only explosives.
How the fuck do you talk to people with aspergers?
It physically hurts my soul trying to converse with them
>>28723236
do what everyone else does
don't
>>28723236
Give some examples then?
>>28723236
Figure out what they're interested in and then start asking them questions about it.
You will probably stop wanting to talk to them pretty quickly though.
How does he do it?
Damn....
>>28723188
because he's klye cooper in real life
>unironically think I'd look good in that hat and a black suit with a black coat like that
He should grow a beard
someone shoop a beard on him
ITT: Things that feel better than sex
>A fresh donut and milk
>Masturbation
>Doing well on a test
>Seeing your favorite team win
>shitposting
>Knowing with 100% certainty that you're not ruining your life with STDs or a pregnancy
>About $25
>Knowing you'd still be on track for heaven even though you don't actually believe in that stuff
Source: I just had it for the first time (I'm 21) with a Chinese exchange student. Unfortunately, it turns out she wasn't a virgin even though she's two years younger than me. I should have known only a slutty Asian girl could want to be with a white guy.
>>28723117
I want that donut, OP, can I have it? It looks delicious.
>chinese exchange student
Fuck off, we don't want any more of you insects.
>>28723117
So you're tellling me masturbation feels better than sex?
Can someone confirm that?
So feeling nostalgic and suicidal I've just been searchan and creepan facebook for people i used to know in highschool.
Almost all of the grils i had crushes on have children or are married or both.
Most of the guys have careers, degrees, wives children or some other life experience to show.
I also found this graduation video where they went around getting farewells from all the different groups of kids...When they got to my group I was standing on the side off camera until they quickly panned to me and I immediately react and turn away and everyone laughs at me, I didn't remember this and am just now coming to terms with that I have always been a robot and there really is no hope for me.
Everyone is out doing things progressing in life and I am still here....lurking 4chan, hiding away from everyone and everything. I graduated in 2009 so it's been nearly 7 years of doing literally nothing. I think I am about done. I want out.
But before that I want to hear some stories of what everyone else has done with their life after high school or some nostalgic stories of being a robot in high school years.
tl;dr robot in denile left behind after HS, How are my fellow robots feeling about their lives after HS?
>>28722852
Graduating in a few weeks. Didn't make any friends at my HS and I'm hoping to make some at university. Did you just sit at home after graduating or what?
>>28723184
I tried lots of various things, could never stick with anything and would always just end up back in the hole again.
I went to uni for a few weeks...before it all became to much and i never went back. From my experience unless you actively try to make friends and go to clubs or walk up to people and try to engage them you wont make any friends in uni either.
>>28723261
Maybe you should try some anti-anxiety drugs to facilitate social connections? Or see a psychiatrist about making friends. You aren't going to get anywhere if you just sit and complain on r9k all day, and you won't have a good quality of life if you don't have any friends. What I'm saying is that I would try again if I were you, don't give up so easily!
I get really anxious and panicky whenever I'm in a group of multiple people that I don't know, I've heard that Xanax helps for that kind of stuff but they are also addictive. Might try and get some for Uni though, if things aren't looking so good in the first couple of weeks.
Someone redpill me on wageslaving.
>>28722256
Humans weren't ever meant to do it
>>28722256
>2016
>still no basic income
>humans have to excuse their existence by putting in countless ours of "labour" that is underpaid and overworked
>the job center is literally called HUMAN RESOURCES
i'm not against work, i'm just sick of being a slave to a system that exploits the shit out of every hour of this shitty life
It's not freedom, you don't have a choice. if you want to live in a somewhat civilized neighbourhood you need money that can only be acquired through labor
and not everyone has money for college.
it's just a system set up to confine and make sure people stay in line
Neet life is not the best but i would rather spend my time the way i choose than having to punch in a card 6 days a week for years
it sucks the life out of me
i hate this
i want to die
>>28722256
>Someone redpill me on wageslaving
just read this book
Why do normies go nuts when anyone says they want a non-promiscuous gf? It's as if you said the most immoral thing ever:
>be out with new normie "friends"
>they bring along some stacys
>friends point at girl from college
>"hey anon, you should go flirt with her, she would be a perfect gf for you"
>tell them she's not my type (also they don't know I'm a KV)
>"why not?"
>in reality she has like 5 fwbs excluding one night stands that she's very known for
>she's literally the college campus slut who openly talks about the guys she fucked just an hour before
>tell them I just don't see myself with her
>keep pushing me to tell them why
>me: "well she's a little promiscuous, don't you think? I mean she's fucking a different guy every other day."
>norman: "so? if you get together she'll stop"
>me: "I don't think I'd wanna be #500, I'd rather be with a more reserved girl"
>norman: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
>stacy: "are you a virgin? that's really not okay. I hope you get rid of that horrible mentality."
>they spend half an hour acting pissy around me
>eventually I leave because it's too awkward in a hostile way
Why do they preach acceptance and all that shit, and then get mad when someone has a different sexual preference? Fucking normies I swear.
>>28718774
Why was porn posted on 9fag?
>>28718774
>Why do they preach acceptance and all that shit, and then get mad when someone has a different sexual preference? Fucking normies I swear.
the answer is very simple - degenerate jewish indoctrination
>>28718810
9gag has a NSFW section. I didn't even see the mark though, I just got it off google images.
Survey time
>your age
>how good is your relationship with your father
>how good is your relationship with your mother
>describe how you see the world with 3 words maximum
*remember to bump the thread
>21
>Really shaky and mostly anger
>Kind of alright but major trust issues
>Romance is dying
>>28718543
>35
>4/10
>2/10
>Another planet please
>>28718543
>20
>he's dead and I miss him
>I like my mum
>What's the point?
Why do white bitches get so buttblasted over white guys preferring asian women?
why do white cucks get so buttblasted over white girls preferring black men and asian girls preferring asian men?
Why do white guys get so buttblased over white girls preferring black guys?
most asian girls think you're creeps
>ask 4chan for advice about a guy
>"just ask him out. We love it when girls ask us out"
>ask him out
>get rejected
this SUCKS
Grow some titties and suck it up bitch
>>28716215
jokes please be my sperg gf
>>28716196
Now approach another 49 guys and get rejected by 48 of them before finally hearing a yes, and you'll know how it feels to be a guy.
>group of young males heckles you as you walk past
Are you grill? Or grilly boy?
>>28716120
>pull out gun (concealed carry permit) and shoot them for violating the NAP
problem solved
>ignore them and continue walking
2 days until St Elliots day
unoriginal, couldn't find another in the archive
ummm, what should I bake?
>>28714794
I'm thinking just a simple victoria sponge, I asked /ck/ but they were of no help
>>28714826
never ask actual advice here like "What car should I get" on /o/ or "What should I wear" on /fa/
Why haven't you given up on being a man and became a sissy yet?
>>28713202
>ywn have to suck a gloryhole daily
why live
Rolling
Fuck the robot
>>28713202
might as well play
>be 6'
>go to grocery store where the highschooler girls work
>they're all as tall or even taller than me
What the fuck is going on? Is it the hormones in the food?
Whats going to happen in another generation or two when the average 17 year old female is several feet taller than the average robot?
>>28711483
dont lie, you love theSnu Snu
>>28711483
why are you making up obvious fake stories for the internet
>>28711661
Its actually 100% not fake
I think whatever manager that is hiring the staff is up to something
