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Show off what you'd wear on a regular day and we rate.
This is what I usually wear.
Muh $30 h&m boots
Beat me you fedoralords
Monocolor t-shirts, autism shoes, and regular jeans
>Get the fuck down you virgin freak! Your days of creeping women out with your existence are over!
>>25096379
*Casts genjutsu*
Hi....
Elliot Rodger here
*throws lottery kunai*
*Passively drives away*
Heh, not this time.
>>25096379
NAH FUCK YOU JAKE
>>25096403
Funny, eliott used the same gun I have
>>25096379
>implying it isn't completely rational to be cautious around people who are acting abnormally
>tfw your GF is a huge pleb and doesn't even know what Death Grips is
>>25096145
All women are plebs, some are just good at hiding it with trying to imitate male interests.
>>25096182
So it's not worth unplebing her?
>he thinks death grips isn't pleb
>>>/mu/
>tfw no syrian refugee bf
TFW no sand nigger rapist
>>25095924
>tfw no goat-fucking shitskin bf
>>25096363
even the ugly arabs are better than the average white boi
Hey Anon, do you go to the cinema alone sometimes?
I really want to see a movie. but have nobody do go with. Will people laugh when they see me alone?
Nobody will laugh at you for everybody is going to be focusing on kissing and such things.
YOU GOTTA MAKE IT YOUR OWN WAY
i always take my hawk with me so i don't get lonely
>You don't want to live yet you're terrified of not existing.
>You can almost feel the world moving around you. It's too fast, too loud, too dismal and phony.
>You'd kill yourself if you could see the result and impact it would have. If at all.
>You feel yourself slowly slipping away. Every day chips a piece of you away.
>>25095551
Whoa, whoa. Hold up there, Holden
>>25095551
spot on anonn
>youll never spectate the universe life to death
Why are betas so pathetic?
Damage control failure
>>25095493
that girl is out of his league
>>25095493
>shitskin
>manlet
>talk to this qt girl
>talk a few times
>i think she might like me a bit
>sister tells me to dm her on instacuck (i have one for my art)
What do you think? Should I?
WOMEN ARE THE FUCKING WORST
STAY AWAY FROM THEM FOR FUCK'S SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STAY
AWAY
FROM
THEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25095434
s-sorryorevnlojwdbcbwjbvpqjbvpqubeodcpxbobvef
Why not? Stop being a faggot.
Tfw you finally get the courage to ask a girl out and you find out before you get a chance to ask her shes already got a date with someone else.
Why live?
Tfw every time you start talking to and getting close to a girl some guy better than you swoops in
It'll all be okay anon at least you didn't have to face that bad of rejection
>>25095335
a "date" don't mean she's hitched. Ask her out anyways, maybe she liked you better and will drop the other guy.
Did any of you experience young love?
If so, please elaborateI want to second-hand-feel something, I missed my prime years
>>25095192
D'awwwwwwww.
No.
>>25095192
>tfw girls said they liked me in high school
>voices in my head said they were all liars and deceivers
>avoid them
And here I am still a kissless virgin at 24
>>25095239
Im sorry anon
Those voices betrayed you and swindled you out of your one opportunity
>tfw asking out girls is like playing roastie roulette
>>25095110
even before you get to check the roast dont you have to kiss n' stuff
does everyone have oral herpes these days?
is it appropriate to ask to see her lower lips before you touch her upper ones?
>>25095110
Have you ever wondered why your ballsack has a seam up the middle of it? It's because everyone starts out as female in the womb and that's the result of your labia fusing together after you're determined male. You have an entire hairy, wrinkly bag of roast beef attached to your body at all times. You can whine about "roasties" all you want, but you're all roastier than any of us will ever be.
>>25096088
We have bags for our balls, you have lips for... fighting the patriarchy?
Fuck this place and fuck these kids.
>95% of the school is white
>the black kids are entitled BLM warriors who hold people hostage when they don't have things their way
>everyone is fucking obsessed with memes and 9gag
>everyone is a SJW and the school shoves it's liberal SJW down everyone's throat
>all of the girls are typical pretty-faced fake ass party girls
>chads out the wazoo who act so fucking typically chaddy
>the school tries hard to get in on these memes because that's what the kids like. They're still doing harlem shake shit
>memes like troll face and le confident baby are plastered EVERYWHERE
>priorities are in all the WRONG places and fees are being wasted
Granted, I survived and graduated, but damn that was a huge wake up call.
I dunno, K-State is pretty bad. Can't go out to the bars with friends around here without drunken fratboys either trying to pick up girls or throwing up the sidewalk. Every student I've worked with at my job has been obsessed with picking Stacey's between work and classes and getting stupid drunk.
you just described college faggot
>>25095084
Harvey Mudd College. Land of the weirdos. Pic related.
I spent my Friday night in the city with my girlfriend.
We walked, laughed, talked, and ate delicious food.
We finished the night snuggling. I massaged her back and neck, and she ran her fingers through my hair.
We both are in school with jobs we enjoy.
>yfw you'll never know the feeling of being wanted
>yfw you still think being NEET is the best possible lifestyle
>yfw you use a pissbottle because you're too lazy to walk to the bathroom
>>25095018
>didn't get laid
>she probably said she "didn't feel like having sex"
You do realize you're most certainly getting cucked?
>>25095037
we both live with parents. Unless parents are out of the house, sex isn't an option.
>I'm 20
>she's 18
>>25095018
Why do I find none of this believable? I'll not fall for your trolling, robot.
Any robots like HeroMachine?
http://www.heromachine.com/heromachine-3-lab/
Make yourself, let others guess what kind of person you are or something. Or if you don't want to/can't make yourself just show off cool characters or whatever.
Spruce up in MS Paint or something if necessary, I did for this one.
I have one character I am proud of, will bump with that and then maybe a few HM pics off google.
Let me know if you guys are interested, I don't wanna just be sitting here jerking off
here's the other guy i made idk make fun of it if you want
you can even make a waifu (i did not make this waifu, i have no waifu since im not an autist)
and here's a spoopy grim reaper
this is it for my bumps since i dont want to annoy anyone
sorry
If you hate women so much, why don't you just become gay?
What do you take me for, some kind of faggot?
>>25094938
it's not gay if they're traps.
>>25094929
>implying I need someone in my life and can't live alone
Wew lad
