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>he literally uses "literally" describing literal things literally
>>25108039
>being educated makes you a normie
>>25108039
>PASTA FOR DINNER
>>25108112
>I'm an autist who uses literal definitions for words all the time
Post your dream girl
>emo
>asian
>beautiful feet
>beautiful voice
>braces
>glasses
>>25108017
kill self 2bh you faggot
MaMa
Lena headey close second
Hey babes
"It's literally a Mexican in a corolla"
"He spent money on aftermarket tail lights, cause those add 50hp right"
Your hair is fucking cancer.
"Carbon fiber taillights? You mean head lights dude? What a dumbass"
http://www.wkow.com/story/30792800/2015/12/19/shots-fired-at-east-towne-mall
KEKS GETTING BTFO
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>>25107645
SHOTS FIRED, cuck wars
>>25107645
there isn't a theater there, it was probably just a black.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you this year?
I shit the bed at a sleepover
>>25107459
>sleepover
how fucking old are you
>>25107515
>points out an embarrassing detail
>in an embarrassing stories thread
Embarrassing.Good job.
I've never liked a girl beyond physical attraction in my life. Never had oneitis, never had a crush, never been in love. Have never thought about a specific girl in a romantic sense in my life.
I can't imagine any girl on the planet being attracted to me in any way so I guess that has something to do with it.
What is wrong with me? Surely here of all places there are others like this
Respond you faggots
>tfw too autistic even for /r9k/
>>25107383
I know that feel, though I have imagined myself in a romantic relationship, and have even had dreams about it. Never liking a girl makes me feel hollow.
>tfw no weeb kebab gf
>anzu will NEVER be your gf
>>25107218
>is kebab
>dress like weeb
>look white
truly the qt to end all qties
>acts all pure and qt
>switches dicks every second day
>finally get my first girlfriend ever
>she breaks it off after a month
>"anon you're very sweet but you're too clingy for me"
>Start dating a cute girl
>3 weeks later she dumps me
>"Sorry anon but youre too boring"
>>25107329
Fuck. This will be me.
I can be romantic but I don't actually know what couples DO. I don't know how to hold her attention.
>>25107124
>get first gr
>cant' get it it up due to nerves
>breaks it off with me
.>had fear of sex ever since
>be 22 year old
>dropped out at 16
>rich Grandpa pitied me and I worked for family biz
>been with same girl since 17
>have close to $200K saved
>gf is graduating Uni and convinces me I should go instead of leeching off my Grandpa for the rest of my life
>started community college
>try making friends
>all guys talk about is video games, vaping, and weed
>women either want to fuck you or don't even want to talk to you
I JUST WANT A FRIEND
>>25106966
go to korea and become an english teacher. travel the world for one year, learn and absorb. make life mattering decisions later.
don't forget to send a postcard to your grandpa once in a while.
btw: dump your gf. she's clearly a fucking gold digging cunt. guess who will have to provide for her.
>pro tip: look into the mirror
>all guys talk about is video games, vaping, and weed
hit to hard t b h
>>25106966
Sorry this isn't a board for normies. Try another.
What happens if i put my dick in carbonated water?
max profit
I wish I had some carbonated water right now...
Drink it, you ungrateful fruitlet.
>tfw you will never have a bj with her mouth filled with poprocks
>tfw started seriously watching sissy hypnosis porn out of curiosity after having used it to shitpost on 4chan
>tfw a few months later and now I'm on HRT and living full time as a woman
I want off this ride.
Post pics.
Also, source on that caption pic?
diaper captions are so fucking hot
good choice OP
bumping this thread cos i need more pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH89TfiIxV8
im just going to leave this here
No shit origasdnfasf
>>25106613
>"I guess attractive people do have it easier in life. That's not fair."
>is attractive
What is the sauce of the guy comforting the monkey?
What is the best job for a robot to earn decent money without too much human interaction?
I've heard IT is the way to go.
Suggestions/experiences?
Yes IT is the way to go. Technical support requires a lot of interaction with normies over the phone or in person but a cyborg can pull that off easily because 99% of the interaction is related to the problem at hand. Cyborgs can also do web design and other programming but a full blown robot is best off sticking to pure programming because no human interaction is requred there.
There's also a whole bunch of internet marketing meme gigs but those require an instinct for business and human psychology. Programming is probably best suited for a robot though.
team manufacturing
>>25106583
DEFINITELY IT master race.
It's even better than being a NEET.
Going to be hospitalized but there is no free wifi there. Going to fill my tablet with e-books but any advice?
If you're from the UK, take a sim only contract from 3. Unlimited data on a 30 day rolling contract. Just tether from your phone to your tablet. Cancel when you get out.
>>25106579
http://www.ccel.org/g/gibbon/decline/home.html
New Star Wars 7 Novelization?
Greetings from me, this cute robot boy.
Mommy took me to see Santa today. She's making me tendies tonight and awarding me GBP for being well behaved at Santi Claus XD :).
I told him I wanted a MLP playset and hot pockets.
>>25106560
You should rather buy those things over the internet. It's fast, cheap, and you don't even have to go out. Thats how I do it at least. Have a nice Chrismas!
>>25106633
But mommy insisted if I didn't see Santa, I wouldn't bet MLP for Christmas
>>25106866
Then go and buy MLP merch somewhere else, just try not to get caught.
