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Who here had someone close to you die? Who was it?
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Great grandma, grandma, grandpa, roommate and best friend, best friend, close friend

actually the first time i met my great grandma that i can remember, was on her deathbed, i guess that doesn't count.
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I come from a very small family, through my life there have been two deaths. One of a person I never even met. The other of my grandfather. I'm 23 and that's all the people who have died to me.

Meanwhile my friend has a yearly death.
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My gramps died of cancer earlier this year. Seeing him decay from the tall santa I knew to a skeleton-like piece of misery was the hardest thing I ever had to witness in my life, especially because no one could do anyone about it. I wish this on no one.

Who /horribleteeth/ here?

How has it affected your life
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pretty shitty teeth, oversized and had to have a few extracted as a kid to make room, and i have one crooked incisor.

it has affected my confidence a little but it's really the least of my problems so i don't worry about it that much.
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>>25121928
My teeth look fine, but they're yellow for some reason. I've been brushing my teeth at least 2-3 times a day.
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>>25121963
brush weekly or you'll wear down your enamel

Sup /r9k/... what YouTube channels do you subscribe to in order to help distract you from your misery? My subs:

Cameron Talks Shit (that guy we discovered ages ago)
Charisse Living with Cerebral Palsy (qt disabled grill)
CinemaSins
Computerphile
David Mitchell's Soapbox
DoctorRandomercam
ElectroBOOM
Flowerprincess (qt anti-feminist grill)
h3h3Productions
HoneyBadgerRadio (anti-feminist podcasts)
karen straughan (anti-feminist)
Lauren Southern (qt anti-feminist)
Maddox
Numberphile
Periodic Videos
Pupinia Stewart
Rachel Edwards (anti-feminist grill)
randytaylor69 (tfw no new rose videos)
roseplaysgames
TheRoseArchive
Sargon of Akkad (left-wing anti-feminist political commentary)
Sixty Symbols
SyrianGirlpartisan (qt political commentator)
Theryn Meyer (qt trans anti-feminist)
Thunderf00t
TL;DR
Undoomed
Vee
Vernaculis
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>>25121921
>qt trans
Kill yourself you gay liberal c u ck
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Drunken Peasants
Amazing Atheist
Fudgemuppet
Comunitychannel
Powerfuljre
Atheism-is-unstoppable-4
TheWholeFnShow
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>>25121921
> (that guy we discovered ages ago)
>ages ago
stop trying to look like an oldfag, kid

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ANOTHER cuckold cucked HAHA LOL !!!
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All my friends are either married, engaged or living with girls. My brother is living with a single mom and has basically taken her kid on as his own. One of my friends is getting fucking raped for child maintenance by his lazy ex.

I sit alone in my room in my moms house with nothing to show for my life. I feel so fucking lonely most of the time. But then I think to myself, am I really missing out on that much?

Modern women are parasitic vermin. I'll take my chances alone
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I feel bad for the guy, but he is beyond cucked at this point. If he lives, she wins, if he kills himself, she wins. Women literally cannot lose.
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>>25121821
>he got married

Deserves it

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I just had a really dumb dream, I had a bf and we were going to an amusement park and I felt so happy and he bought me an edible heart. ;___;

Then I woke up crying.

What dreams did you have lately, robots?
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>trip
>lele fembot
>lel fembot picture

Why are women such fucking attention whores?
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>>25121757
Why do you think I'm an attention whore?
I was just talking about it because I had to cry. ;-;
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>>25121778
I'm sorry, will you be my friend? I've never had a female friend in all my 22 years of being alive.

I didn't even get a match on tinder.

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How will you spend your christmas, /r9k/?
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>>25121715
Alone. Faaag
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With my family :D
I'm gonna hang out at home later and drink some hot chocolate and smoke a bowl like every night except this time with hot chocolate
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With anime.

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Hey robots, what do you want right now ? Anything goes, from sexual fetishes to suicide. Tell me. I just want to be sitting in the bench of pic related while smoking a cig, all calm and quiet while watching the sun raising in the sky and then fall asleep and never wake up.
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a hug from someone who loves and respects me
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>>25121690
I want a GTX 980ti x2 and a 3440x1440 monitor so my vidya will look better.
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I WISH FOR A BETTER BENCH THEN THE ONE OP HAD, WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS

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This one's for all the Robots out there who have just..."Given Up"....he he... finding that special someone, or even anyone. Enjoy

------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyxtzD54rM ------
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Can I make a request radio-kun?
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>>25121653

Hello caller! What's your request muh man?
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>>25121686
c...can you come to my house and kill me in my sleep?

i need this nightmare to end.

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Alright, robots, I have this problem:
For two years now I've been trying to socialize with other people. Soon realized that I'm basically fucking boring and have no personality whatsoever. I tried copying internet pals, book characters, distant relatives even, one thing I learnt is it never comes off natural. I wouldn't exactly call myself an unconfident person either. It's come to the point where I get no satisfaction from conversation at all. How do you deal with this shit
>jus b urself
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become interesting

>what does that mean?
what DOES it mean to you, anon?
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>>25121591
I'm in the same situation senpai. Minimal social contact. Dint even realize until the end of the day that I've only spoken maybe 50 words total.
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>>25121612
>what DOES it mean to you, anon?
I can't possibly tell a story (you could probably tell by OP-post) or make other people laugh. I have no "quirk" about myself, as you might say

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>tfw literally zero friends

I'm playing solo on rust because I don't even have steam friends to team up with. Just nobody, fucking nobody
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I wouldn't want to be friends with a faggot that plays Rust.
Kill yourself man.
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>>25121610
Nobody wants to be friends with me regardless

And soon, man
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At least we have each other on this mandarin frog sharing network.

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>femanon
>guys never approach me
>when i approach guys they say they're not interested in such a forward woman
>i can't win either way
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>>25121556
You're ugly too.
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>>25121556

what kind of guys are you interested in?
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>>25121570
>asking a question when you already know the answer
top lol m8 xd

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How do I make my tinder profile not be terrible?
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Don't include a joke.
Maybe just have no description.
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>>25121446
tindertender
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>>25121454
ahhh jeez, i'm not attractive at al though. self-depreciating comedy is all i got senpai

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>Think about having a girlfriend
>Imagine she might take a check at my computer history
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Date a girl that you are comfortable talking to about your interests before she has the chance to look.
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>>25121360
/thread

This comment is not really original
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>>25121345
if only there was some way to delete your computer history. . .
if only..

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Pissed all over my carpet last night as a fuck you to the world

Now waking up and regretting it
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>>25121162
savage/10
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You my fat white nigga
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>>25121195
so a 5/10?

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*CLANK CLANK CLANK*
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Black feeIs thread?
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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Voocaroo thread?

I'll start

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05m4iPZ2B6b

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