>Go onto MBTI forum
>Set myself as an INTJ for all to see
>Act like a complete fucking cunt
>mfw actually an ENTP
Who here /hates autism/?
INTJ reporting in
INTJ thinks it's very autistic of you to even consider let alone go through with that.
>>25128873
>INTJ thinks it's very autistic of you to even consider let alone go through with that.
Can confirm this
>>25128733
>people really spend their time doing things like this
.gets 3 replies
>"wow ur kind of a fag kid"
>HAHA YOU GOT TROLLED BY MY BAIT
Tick tock wagie!
It's Sunday and you know what that means? Tomorrow's the day you've been dreading all weekend. Haha don't worry wagie it can't be that bad, can it?
All you have to do is...
>wake up at 6 am
>get stuck in traffic on your way to work
>curse your meaningless existence whilst slaving away for Mr Shekelstein
>rinse and repeat.
And maybe Mr Shekelstein will call you in for work on Christmas...
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>He thinks I'm not a Euro with 30 days standard holiday
>>25128719
Original poster for an original post
Well done fucking nigger
>>25128719
Are these threads made by the same person?
Believe me or not, I don't care.
I'm going to fuck myself right after christmas. I saved up 300k Euro over the years and I don't want to do anything with it nor do I have someone to give the money to.
So I wanted it to give it to one of you guys. I got skype, steam and mail contacts with 25+ people from here. I would have given the money to anyone who would have been writing me back at least once a day over the course of one week. No one did. I tried to be nice to you and listen to you and make you feel better but all of you blocked me or called...
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mathematics major?
its your money i guess
Lol
>believing this probably poor lonely fat homosexual with no friends who sits in his room all day pretending to be a cute Japanese anime girl
Would you make love with him /r9k/?
I promise he's a qt.
You could make love to him all night.
Why do you choose to be lonely /r9k/? Make love to him.
/r9k/ music thread
>tfw /r9k/ music threads always end up being full of shit taste and anime soundtracks
https://youtu.be/jP2EvSNHqh0
Anybody else know this feel?
Ian Curtis was a total Chad though. He just had some brain problems.
Twinkle toes, it's MY world
>>25128606
I. Found. You.
This is MY game.
https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Party_69303b_2980025.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/2980469/Party/&h=348&w=409&tbnid=hKvdjhFsXIMVyM:&docid=7p3k5bAv_hFFRM&hl=en&ei=jxh3VuOsD8Lj-QH0ka6ADQ&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0ahUKEwijsP-TrOvJAhXCcT4KHfSIC9AQMwhqKD0wPQ
>mom won't buy me a scooter, says they're too dangerous
>complains that i don't go out enough
>>25128591
did you lost both legs ?
OP here, mom doesn't like this one
>>25128591
are 14
Get your ass up bots
Easy mode: pick one body part based on your last digit
Hard mode: pick two body parts based on your last 2 digits, if they both indicate to the same, reroll until you get a different one
Do every exercise in 3 sets until failure, if you are missing a bar, add one extra set to one or more exercises in that section to make up for it.
Good luck
rollin, originaaaaalllll
i didn't know you could be muted for saying unoriginal comments
>>25128573
I hear sit-ups don't do shit for a nigga.
What's going through his head, /r9k/?
"Just take the goddamn picture already. My arms are tired."
"I'm mad at them because they wouldn't let me stick it up the pooper next time."
if only I used a condom
who /declare war on normalfags/ here robots ?
>key cars parked outside grocery store while nighttime grocery shopping
>key cars left by parks near me at night
>key cars near apartments at night
>leave chewed gum in public seats
>piss on toilet paper in public bathrooms
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>>25128464
>key cars parked outside grocery store while nighttime grocery shopping
>key cars left by parks near me at night
>key cars near apartments at night
Tbqh that's not hard nor costly to repair.
>leave chewed gum in public seats
>in
>piss on toilet paper in public bathrooms
That doesn't really do anything...
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You are my hero. I would this stuff too if I wasnt worried of getting caught. Godspeed anon.
>set up a bot to spam clicks on the adsense ads on some annoying normie blogs
>normie gets kicked from adsense for fraud and loses all the money he hadnt cashed out yet
>sister has headache
>she takes advil
>isn't working
>give her a nice tall glass of poppyseed tea
>poppyseed tea contains morphine and codeine
>tell her its a Chinese tea with a natural painkiller
>mfw I'm not even lying
>she drinks it
>half an hour later she says she feels like she...
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>>25128397
>Is morphine for a headache overkill?
no, if you live in the 19th century
>>25128397
>Is morphine for a headache overkill?
No, if you're a fucking heroin addict.
>>25128397
>Is morphine for a headache overkill?
Kinda like killing a fly with a bazooka desu senpai
Believe me or not, I don't care.
I'm going to kill myself right after christmas. I saved up 23k Euro over the years and I don't want to do anything with it nor do I have someone to give the money to.
So I wanted it to give it to one of you guys. I got skype, steam and mail contacts with 25+ people from here. I would have given the money to anyone who would have been writing me back at least once a day over the course of one week. No one did. I tried to be nice to you and listen to you and make you feel better but all of you blocked me or called...
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Ok. See you man. Wish you luck on your journey to the void.
>>25128379
That's a much better use than giving it to fucking robots.
>>25128379
I feel much happier. You did well
Who /crafty/ here?
I just got a free pizza delivered to my door by pretending to be a girl on Tinder.
>>25128363
You also just gave your address to some random desperate guy on tinder who thinks you're a girl who's DTF.
>>25128363
Did you have to give them your address?
>>25128386
>implying some guy is going to come to my house unannounced and rape me
Does /r9k/ think a person can die of a broken heart? I think mine is killing me.
>be with gf for 2 years
>never been in love like this before
>we just knew things about each other
>like i would just know if something bad was going on with her when we were apart
>we ended up having a kid together
>one day things just changed with her
>she left me 3 days...
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>>25128330
Sorry about what happened. Tell me more about yourself
>>25128607
Whats there to tell. What do you want to k ow.
>>25128664
What do you do? Family? Hobbies? The kid? Involvement with the kid?
>She thinks her past doesn't define her.
>they think they're one of us
>i'm a fembot guys xD lol
I think I have a pic or two
>>25128858
This thread is going to die, isn't it.
Ah fuck it 2 pics will have to do