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Yo! You like tsunderes?
>>25836539
I like lemon
>>25836557
Good taste, anon! I'm proud of you
Do you likepurple lines?
Dear /r9k/
Your beloved faggots from /b/ decided to write you a letter using one sentence each.
Dear /r9k/
Love, /b/
/letter
How?
Are
You?
We
Hate
Hate
Niggers
Too.
WRITE A SENTENCE, YOU FUCKTARDS
You
Fuck you.
Are
Alone
The
And r9k too
DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS
DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS
Why don't you take a seat?
what. Jobs were hard to find. Employers were fucked over for their
unwillingness to take on the niggers by hanging out "No dumb ass
nggers" Need Apply" signs. Nigga do you even understand the concept of one sentence? We are committed to the eradication of jews and niggers. ////Im pausing the letter for a second, im really sorry, but my balls are itchy right now, ok lets continue/////. Rate my dick. my niggah. yo be shirly able to find one ho sendence in thah mess. sheeeit. Well the thing is that we made this letter, and by we i mean the /b/ hivemind, so we can tell you that we love you, in a totally faggot way, also this is a invitation to copulate frenetically in some common place, like /pol/, we will wait you guys over there, you will recognice us, our neckbeards calls us off. Shut the fuck up negro, learn to spell or go back to eat bananas in your shit tier country. Sometimes I fart under the covers then put the cover over my head so I can soak in my assgas. " They hadendured centuries of hardboild car wax applicators. "
Shut up niggah, this sheeeit be mpotant.
I came in your bodywash the other day.
Sincerely, /b/
charmed
Please stop posting these. /r9k/ is slow enough this time of night anyways. We don't need dum/b/asses shitting up the board.
>>25836576
But the whole misogyny board culture is nothing but those exact /b/tards, friend.
Good morning wipecucks!
Just spent the last hour rinsing out my asshole with lukewarm water. Now I feel completely clean and healthy.
Meanwhile you barely have the time to take a toilet break at work so have to wipe as fast as possible.
>>25836484
>cleaning at all
I see you haven't been brownpilled.
none, my girll is on birth control.
Also i pull out. worked out till now
>>25836484
>not using baby wipes
There should be places where you pay to kill strangers.
>>25836438
. O . O .
================
S . C . A . R . E . D
There are.
You just can't afford them.
If I could I would open a place where you could pay to kill strangers; the strangers would be people who are suicidally depressed but too afraid or hesitant to kill themselves so I'd make them pay me too (not like they'll be using it so it wouldn't be hard)
Then I would sell the dead bodies to cannibals.
Would you ever participate in a gangbang if it was the only way you could lose your virginity?
>>25836422
so the question is do i want to lose my virginity or not?
obviously the answer is yes
>>25836422
No, i'd rather die a virgin.
No.
there's always some jerks that have to show off how dominant they are by doing complex sex positions or hogging the girl or fucking her in a way that no one else can touch her.
gangbang is 80 percent jerking off, 15 percent touching, 5 percent of oral/handjob/sex
How much money do you spend on condoms per month?
None. Zero.
I spend no money for condoms
>>25836344
I've never even bought a condom.
New Insecam thread
>>25836082
Is this shit legal?
The meme is real lads.
what happened to him bros
akaaskndkndknsaa
>hate being masculine
>would have been trans if I could go back without religious parents
Anyone else not necessarily mtf but would have preferred to keep their feminine features?
>>25835706
I wouldn't mind being a bit androgynous.
I have pretty high testosterone. Deep voice, broad upper body, squared hips, and a broad jawline. Plenty of body hair too.
I just want to people to kindof go, is that a girl or a boy? Just a little. I'm a practiced bi-sexual so I guess it would make sense for me to want that.
You'd probably be even more mentally fucked if you went down the tranny path.
>>25836013
This. Tranny is just a meme, they are as miserable after taking hormones and cutting off the D as they were before they mutilated their body.
>you loan her a buck
>chad throws her a fuck
>you loan her a buck
nope and I'm glad.
>>25835705
>you loan her a fuck
>Chad lubes up a duck
>About her, your mind does not stray away
>Chad fucks the shit out of her
Would you rape a girl if it was 100% guaranteed that you would not get caught and/or go to prison.
>>25835538
if she was attractive yes
If they are kafirah, I suppose Allah would tolerate it.
>>25835538
designated FBI profiling thread
Why are anime girls so much better then girls and women in real life?
2d is love, cute anime girls make my kokoro go dokidoki.
>>25835451
1. That's a manga girl, not an anime girl
2. When you're comparing two objects you use "than" not "then"
Because they are made by guys to be perfect. Similar to how twilight was perfect for women.
Who else here doesn't know what the fuck to do with their life?
I am just aimlessly taking college classes working towards a degree I'm convinced I'll never finish just so I don't get kicked out of the house.
I'm taking some high school science courses right now hoping to get into engineering in the fall term. If I don't get in I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do.
>>25835365
In the same situation. Just been kicked off my university course. Literally no idea what to do. Probably going to get kicked out the house soon.
>>25835992
My college just started this week, I just don't know man. I really wish I could just get NEETbux.
post fembots.
>>25833572
That's a trap. Though to be fair one of the cutest traps ever. Dem blue eyes...
>fem
requesting someone spams pics of that one girl with freckles that posts on r9k sometimes
Yo fellas
When was the last time you cried your fucking eyes out, /r9k/?
Give me dem juicy details
>>25832631
when I SHAT my DICK out my ASS
it FUCKING hurt like PISS
i got openly bullied at college for being trans, and i went home and cried.
the best part is that i'm not trans.
>>25832631
that guy is such a fucking narcissistic self-absorbed prick
And last night, when I finally realized that I have nobody that cares about me and that my life is useless
Can we get You Rage/You Lose going?
>>25830625
What do you care if other people are cringy dumbfucks? Smugness and an undeserved feeling of superiority is a sign of weakness.
If you want to rage, rage against yourself, because only you is to be critizised by yourself.
I actually knew a girl who pretended to be happy and vivacious when she was actually very sad. She decided to confide in me but I cut contact after two weeks. Talking to her was a drag.
Nothing makes me rage more than normiebook shitposting.
