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If you were a girl, how would you love to look like?
>>25839875
You would look like a tan Asian?
>read the filename of the attached image
>>25839934
What the fuck?
Too fucking soon you jackass
Story time
>be me
>meets girl online about 1 year ago
>we talk once every few months
>December 2015
>we start talking daily
>within 5 days she becomes attracted to me and we start dating
>first gf
>first time being truly happy in years
>eventually she starts stripping for me on cam
>I grow closer to her
>12/23/15
>"anon I think we're better as friends"
>crying hardcore the next day
>Christmas ruined
>12/29/15
>at this point we've been talking on text for a few days and this our first video call since the breakup
>Eventually she strips for me and sends pics of her tits
>ask her out the next day
>"sorry but our relationship stressed me out and I'm not interested in you anymore"
>I swear to fuck
>Things go on she eventually strips again
>today
>it has been almost 2 weeks since she has sent me any nudes
>she pulls a prank saying she wants to go out again
>really apologetic later
>not accepting her apology
>to be continued
What do you guys think? I know she was a bitch but I don't want to give her up as she is a autistic /b/tard like me and she is actually pretty hot. Help.
>>25839645
You already know the answer you mongoloid scrub.
You have to act like you don't care about her, like you don't need her pussy.
You have to pretend to be an alpha.
>>25839730
So you're telling me to stop talking to her? Till she wants me again?
>>25839645
Nothing more ugly than a guy who waits at his computer all day for you to come online. You turned yourself into an orbiter.
>tfw birthday is coming up in 4 days
>tfw I feel even shitter realizing this
why are birthdays so sad now?
>>25839489
Because you havent achieved anything.
>>25839505
what do I achieve and how do I achieve it?
I wanna fuck Hakase.
Can you say something about me. Anything will do. I just want the feeling that I exist. Be ugly be kind. I don't care. I just walked away from a party whom I thought was to be my band of misfits. But rather it was some people who barely knew me. I didn't ask for this. So please. Make fun of me or be kind. Just remind me I exist.
fuck off to /soc/ you attention whoring faggot
>>25839333
Trips checked.
Beta uprising and everyone will remember you as a great martyr.
>>25839340
Thankyou origineel
how many can relate to Moe? like Wojak i feel that he relates to /r9k/ more than we may realise
>zombie Simpsons
That part made me physically cringe.
>>25839276
There was an episode where Moe got plastic surgery. He was with the same personality but Chad looks and still got chicks. In the end looks that matters.
>has a business
>has friends he talks to regularly
>has his own place
No
>met girl online
>we talk all the time, she likes me
>she gets horny and wants to sex chat via text
>sounds great but the thing is sexting does nothing for me
>after years of porn I can only get off to hardcore shit
>sexting is just awkward and unenjoyable compared to real sex.
There is nothing more frustrating than knowing there is a woman out there absolutely aching to have sex with you and she's exactly what you want but you're too far away to do it.
I've been alone for 20 years, it's like a slap in the face to meet ms. perfect now and not be able to do anything with her.
At least when you're alone you can just feel nothing.
>>25839240
>there is a woman out there absolutely aching to have sex with you
Not really. Ask her if she wants to meet you. The answer won't be what you think.
t. Done this before
>>25839261
She's told me she likes me and wants to be in a relationship in person.
We live on other sides of the world though.
I feel you pain anon
>be me
>meets girl online about 1 year ago
>we talk once every few months
>December 2015
>we start talking daily
>within 5 days she becomes attracted to me and we start dating
>first gf
>first time being truly happy in years
>eventually she starts stripping for me on cam
>I grow closer to her
>12/23/15
>"anon I think we're better as friends"
>crying hardcore the next day
>Christmas ruined
>12/29/15
>at this point we've been talking on text for a few days and this our first video call since the breakup
>Eventually she strips for me and sends pics of her tits
>ask her out the next day
>"sorry but our relationship stressed me out and I'm not interested in you anymore"
>I swear to fuck
>Things go on she eventually strips again
>today
>it has been almost 2 weeks since she has sent me any nudes
>she pulls a prank saying she wants to go out again
>really apologetic later
>not accepting her apology
>to be continued
What do you guys think? I know she was a bitch but I don't want to give her up as she is a autistic /b/tard like me and is actually pretty hot. Help.
What kind of weather and environment do you like?
I think this is the ultimate robot zone.
I think fall is nice. Not too hot. Not too cold. Really good weather all around. So bright and colorful. Robots could use a good fall day.
>>25838964
rainy city/forest
Sucks for me because where I live. It's sunny a lot, and never snows.
>>25838983
I like fall a lot. Comfy temperature and it is symbolic of death. Also good seasonal foods. And Halloween, the best holiday. I like the vibes of the season. More witcching and evil than winter to me. I love a somewhat warm, foggy fall night where everything is quiet and you can smell the leaf rot in the air.
>>25839001
Comfy picture. Sounds like a terrible place to live. I live in Ohio. More cloud than sun.
Anyone else on nofap 2016 here? I'm still going strong.
I know it's working because I no longer find this webm attractive or any other degeneracy for that matter
>>25838913
surely you wouldn't mind giving sauce along with the rest of your degenerate webms seeing as you no longer need them?
i lasted like 6 hours
how do you build up the willpower? i seriously need to stop, or at least take a break
I failed the first day of January.
I want to stop, but it seems like I can't. I don't even consciously enjoy it anymore, it feels more like a bad habit... like smoking.
THIS chick turned me down. I may as well end it
>>25838896
Your personality sucks with that attitude.
>Hilary_clinton.jpg
>>25838896
well she looks about average and she can get chad easily, you are probably not a chad what were you thinking? Did we not teach you anything?
I want to smush a robot's head between my thighs and make him sniffle up my girly ball musk
fuck off you dumb shit moron faggot bitch loser
Oh, I want a girl to do just that to me.
This is exactly my fucking fetish to a T
>sitting on couch
>sudden pain in stomach
>uhoh
>run to toilet
>shit diarrhea all over the toilet seat bowl
>sit there for 5 mins until pain goes
>wipe, flush toilet, stand up
>sudden pain in stomach
>ohno.mp3
>sit down, shit everywhere again
>sit for 10 mins to make sure, wipe, flush toilet, stand up
>sudden pain in stomach
I've been stuck here for 30 fucking minutes. Why is life so unfair?
>>25838818
Experiencing this feel too, except there appears to be mucus in it.
>>25838818
>implying the toilet isn't the comfiest room in the house
You likely have food poisoning.
Drink a lot of fluids, make sure you get sugars and salt, and rest.
Feel better wishes from Japan
ITT: Unconventional things that make our heart and penises do things
https://youtu.be/nYndBvhz8hU
Unconventional in general or unconventional by 4chan standards?
>>25838782
In general. I guess really things that are non-sexual or non-romantic that.
>>25838793
Alright. In that case
>firm handshakes
>when fictional people make eye contact with each other in a movie or TV show
>the idea of being a young person in a fantasy land with no ties, free to roam and find adventure
>being alone in the forest
I made the vaquita thread a few days ago.
I'm just checking to see if any of you guys remember it. My goal with this post is to remind you of the plight of the vaquita so you don't forget. I believe in cause and effect and I think raising awareness of this amazing endangered animal will help. Most people haven't even heard of vaquitas, and I want to help change that.
0r1g1n41 c0mm3nt
Informacion en castellano
Vaquitas have one of the most limited ranges of all cetaceans. They only live in a small part of the gulf of California.
Holy shit robutts, this chick I've been texting for a while just asked me over, was totally not expecting it and now I'm kinda freaking out.
Have you ever been booty-called out of the blue before? I really don't know what to expect and I'm worried I'll sperg out and blow it.
She prolly just thinks your gay and wants to ask you about boy advice m8
Have condoms on you and don't say a,y stupid shit. Go get laid.
you got this shit Op ;_; do it for the betas that couldn't
alright you faggots I need some animu recs inb4 boku no pico and nigger in the house. i just finished fma b and while the first dozen episodes were shit almost everything after that was god tier. heres some of the chink toons that ive watched and enjoyed: fma b, atla, prison school, death note, another, mirai nikki, any good anime with great characters that develop throughout the serious with a interesting and coherent plot that doesnt have mroe holes in it than swiss cheese, give me your knowledge faggots, yes im drunk but im also bored
i tried posting this in /a/ but the mods deleted it after a minute so i guess ill ask you robots instead
shameless self bump and a completely original comment
>>25838521
Kaiji
Jojo 2012
Hunter X Hunter (similar to FMA)
>>>/wsr/
Why not request anime recommendations on the request board?
