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>ctrl+f uni feels
>no results

here we go again fuckers. It's cold outside and I still have to make classes.

>make failing grade on first complex analysis midterm
>study my ass off
>make 92 on second midterm
>fuck_yeah.mp4
>finish homeworks and all things on time
>80 on final
>b- in the class.

Why even live? This is ridiculous. I obviously worked my fucking ass for my good grades, and I get punished for one fuck up. God I hate going to my uni.
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>>25848027
Eh.
Get over it. Sometimes you try hard and you don't get what you want. Fail a few classes, you'll grow as a person. In fact, I'd say that trying your best and failing is more important than having a high GPA in life.
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Who else /communitycollege/ here?

>commute 15 minutes to class
>no social scene at all, so no groups clogging up campus
>easy classes taught by teachers who don't want to be there
>nontraditional students keep obnoxious fucks in check
>night classes for that /comfy/ feel
>no liberal agenda polluting the atmosphere
>low standards keep your robot ass from failing out

I would probably kill myself if I had to live out of a dorm room at a major university.
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>>25848078
That's what I've been trying to tell myself. I want to believe that the experience of what I'm going through is more important than the substance sometimes. It's just insanely frustrating because of the natural high stress my uni puts on kids.

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Who /no more videogames/ here?
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>>25846907
cant play any cause my pc went blue screen and i have no idea why
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Grew out of them by the time I was 15 t b h
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Only play Sm4sh 'cause everything else bores me. Play a ton of For Glory 1v1 and honestly don't even enjoy it that much anymore. I just get majorly pissed off when I lose. Not entirely sure why I still play desu

On that note if anyone wants to rub our WiiU's together and get BTFO in sm4sh let ya boi kno

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onjour Wagecucks!
I hope you enjoyed your day at work, Mr Goldberg really appreciates the money you make for him, he NEEDS that new yacht for his Caribbean cruise this summer!
While you have been flipping those burgers and kissing Monseigneur Goldbergs cut dick, I've been studying culture, language, philosophy, Im currently reading "Theories of International Relations" by Scott Burchill, I recommend you give it a look over some time...oh that's right, Tu es completement debile, you cannot read. But this is the life you have chosen for yourselves, comme on fait son lit, on se couche!

paka paka!
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>>25845726
I'm a NEET but holy shit that was cringey to read
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>>25845751
*Conseils fedora*
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>>25845726
Hey fellow neet. Is that an app or something to learn new languages? What's it called?

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>Manlets get to talk about how being short ruins their life
>Virgins get to talk about how being a virgin ruins their life
>Blackbots don't get to talk about how being black ruins their life
>If you try you're called a nigger and your thread is deleted
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>>25844668
Tell us about your problems senpai. This anon will listen.
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>>25844714
>Try to get educated
>Everyone you know calls you a traitor and uncle tom
>"You just wanna be white"
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>>25844668
If I was black I would go into Special Operations for the Army or Navy and completely give up civilian life. I'd go EOD, SEALs, or Rangers. Your rank and accomplishments would be the only way you would ever gain respect from others. It would be the only way to set yourself apart from "being black".

If I didn't make it, I'd kill myself.

My fetish is being sleep deprived. I love the feeling of cumming when I've been awake for a couple of days.

>ITT your odd fetish
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I fantasize about being severely tortured by a hot girl and watch shitty movies just because they have female on male torture scenes in them
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>>25840894
I have this weird thing about coming to 4chan, (preferably /r9k/ or /pol/) and for some reason I enjoy it, I think I'm some sort of a sicko, do I need psychological help?
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DIAPERS!

really kinda weird

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Who here /obese/?

I'm not talking fat, I'm taking massive. Even if a girl was somehow interested in me, I'm so large that sex isn't possible. I haven't had an erection in years and even if I got one I wouldn't be able to masterbate, I cannot touch my own penis due to my weight.

Share your misery with me
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Serious question: How did this happen anon? And why?
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>>25850197
The more specific question is how did he allow himself to do this to himself.
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The source of your misery is tangible and self-inflicted. Do something about it.

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I'm an employee at UCAS

AMA
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What type of milk do you prefer?
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>>25848597
semi skimmed
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Which Biochip C. album should I listen to after this.

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Hey /r9k/, criminology student here. I'm doing my dissertation on Elliot Rodger and the Isla Vista killings.

I know many of you have a deep interest in him, so AMA. I might even learn a thing or two off you
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>>25848135
How pathetic was he on a scale from 3 to 9?
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>>25848155

He was not the greatest murderer to have ever lived by any means, but I'd say he was quite above average. I'll go with 3/5 on your scale.
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This guy was cool but anders breivik was better imo

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> ctrl-f
> high test
> no results

Let's fix that guys.

High Test Thread!
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>>25848133
>says high test
>posts and obese
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High test is just another way of saying chubby chaser
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>>25848133
this isnt /fit/ faggot

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Do sugar mommy's exist /r9k/?
If so, are any of you robots in a relationship with one?
Also how do I find myself a sugar mommy?
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>>25847620
>sugar mommy's
They do, but they don't like boys who don't understand basic grammar.
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>>25848076
I doubt they like annoying pieces of shit who comment on peoples grammar either.
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I make more money then my boyfriend. Shithead got himself into student loans, lul what a fag.

but i love paying for things. feels powerful.

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How's the book coming along anon?
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>>25847380

Wasted years with pretending that I don't need all that shit and that I would eventually become a great author.
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>>25847380
kill yourself David
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Officially done with one chapter

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>friend invites me to sublime cover band concert
>say yes because one of my new years resolutions was to go out more since i haven't been out in over a year
>go on youtube and listen to some sublime songs because i pretty much only listen to black metal
>don't enjoy them at all, can't imagine being able to have fun at a concert with that hippie garbage playing
>already bought the tickets for me though

holy fuck. how the hell do i even act at a concert? last time i went to a concert was 4 years ago and it was mac miller and i felt so weird i just left. also what do i wear?

i think i'm just gonna get hammered and chainsmoke while i'm there desu. is that acceptable concert behavior?
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>>25846809
just follow your heart
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>>25846809
Get drunk and enjoy music somewhere in the back. Maybe try to strike a conversation with girl who looks out of place.
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>>25846809
> i pretty much only listen to black metal

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Does you familly still asks you Why you don't have a girlfriend?
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>>25846571
No, they given up after i told them that i dont want to create a family.
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>>25846571
Only my dad.
>His line dies with him.
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They stopped bothering asking in my late twenties.

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>I don't like [ingrained aspect of my personality]

>"just change it"
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>i can't do anything about my behavior or feelings
>but somehow i can complain about it
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>>25843219
Well, yeah.

You can't do anything about height but you can complain about it.
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>if you are unhappy with your life just change something in it bro!

Don't they understand; nothing works

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Who /sleep to escape/ here?
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>>25843051
It's the only thing left to so sometimes.
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>>25843051
You should take something before hand.
I've fallen in love with tramadol.
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>>25843080
What does that do though?

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