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What's your political orientation /r9k/?
I'll start:
>fascist
>textless posts are not allowed
Now that's just silly
>>25865851
What the fuck is left libertarian. That makes no sense.
Give me a link, faggot.
Does anyone here use drugs?
Yes, i have a hydrocodone and clonazepam addiction.
>>25865863
Waat is that
>>25865875
another name would be Vicodin and Klonopin
Is "it only gets worse" a meme, guys ? I'm 26 and my life is shit (and I mean khv jobless skinnyfat type of shit)
Does it really gets worse ? Everytime I come here I see the older robots complaining about how life is shit after 30 (girls hit the wall and become unattractive fatties, guys go bald, people only care about money and shit)
>>25865574
Man the fuck up you bitch
>>25865574
By those metrics, yes, life in your 30s is pretty shit.
As a fellow 26 year old, jobless KHV, but with common sense: why do you expect your life to become better in your 30s if you change nothing?
Well, it's only fair. I doubt a girl whose pure would want used goods.
Agreed. Good thing I'm pure.
>>25864850
i dont want a virgin gf
>>25864850
seems fair to me. good thing im still a virgin
>Reached the 100 match mark today with help of the ugly people tax (tinder plus)
>Still get ignored by everyone except bots
Why do girls even like me if they aren't gonna respond?
I tried everything, from a simple "hi" to a "hey" to a question to a cheesy pickup line to a comment on their bio but everybody fucking ignores me.
Some are really fucking cute but they ignore me
Why do girls ignore me
Why do they even like me or match with me
I've been using this shit for 2 months (already paid for 2 months tinder plus too) and I like almost everyone and I got 100 matches after all that time but everybody fucking ignores me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEiwannadie
so anybody else got some tinder stories or tips and tricks and advice or anything else to say?
Anyone? i need to talk
i'll start i guess
>/fa/
normies
>/soc/
normies
>/out/
normies
oh yeah no raiding or any of that jazz
>>25864055
>/out/
There is a reason they are called /out/itsts
>>25864055
/r9k/
angry autists
>/r9k/
reddit: the board
Tavern is open yet once again. Grab a seat, order a drink of preference and share what's on your mind lately.
slavkeep edition
Have about 10 shots of vodka and about 15 beers, currently on beer #9
i'll take two mountain dews and a qt gf, please
>Tfw absolutely love cheese but lactose intolerant
Green fairy? Is that even a thing anymore?
>that feel when random weird chest pains
I'm not sure I'm gonna make it, robots.
anxiety maybe
are you overweight?
blox
>>25858578
like if someone was stabbing your heart?
>born in a hispanic family
>hate everything about hispanic culture and want nothing to do with it
Anyone else hate their culture?
Fellow spicbot reporting
don't hate your culture, I wish I was able to speak Spanish. I'm not necessarily proud of my culture, but I think being multilingual is badass. Also the music and food aren't that bad, depending on where you're from.
I'm black and I hate everything about our culture. I'm ashamed to even say I'm black.
>>25858834
What don't you like about black culture?
Alright, I'll say it. I fucking hate homeless people.
Any Seattle bots know exactly what I'm talking about. The amount of bums in Seattle is alarming.
I fucking hate the way they say "can'ya helpmeout wih'anything so I cun get sumna eat" and look at me like they're pulling a fast one on a stupid, unsuspecting person.
>be me, walking in Capitol Hill
>homeless guy walks up to me and nicely asks if I've got a lighter
>say no but give him a book of matches, just because I happened to have it
>keep walking
>he asks for money too "so he can get something to eat, because he's reeeaaally hungry"
>offer him a burger that I just happened to have
>he acts insulted that I even offered and says "Nooooo I don't wanna burger I need money"
>tell him I can't help him and walk away
>be me, riding the 66 into downtown
>literally THE FUCKING SECOND I SIT DOWN a homeless woman walks over and plops down next to me and asks me for money
>say no
>she looks at me like I've killed her first born child and huffs off
>watch her go and hassle EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE BUS for money
>be me, walking home from work at night
>pass 3rd and Union
>disgusting nigger homeless woman literally dashes over to me as if her life depends on it and starts shaking her cup at me
>"CANYA HELMEOUT WIT'SUM CHAAAANGEE" "A-A-P PENNY??"
>tf is this bitch gonna do with a penny does she not get this or something
>she doesn't go away until I yell "NO, GET AWAY FROM ME" at her and scare her off
I had this other dude, who, after I said "Sorry, I don't carry cash" took it upon himself to politely inform me that there was an ATM nearby and asked if I had my ATM card. NIGGA TWENTY DOLLARS IS NOT FUCKING SPARE CHANGE.
Fuck off, homeless people. You give yourselves the right to harass everyone who walks by and shake your cups in our faces and be HUGE FUCKING CUNTS ABOUT IT because it doesn't make a difference to you -- you'll never see us again. If you were nice about it, I probably wouldn't hate you, but you immediately start acting like cunts the second someone says no. Thank god I have the composure to not fly off the handle at you even after you start being a twat; I'd feel too bad. You are rude, disgusting, indecent leeches and I hope your addictions kill you.
I can't believe I was ever dumb enough to give money to these people. It's sad that the actual nice, charitable, polite, funny, eccentric and otherwise good homeless people have their reputations sullied by these niggers who do nothing but harass the general public.
/rant
Meh, cheap blowjobs
>>25853864
>he acts insulted that I even offered and says "Nooooo I don't wanna burger I need money"
He was 100% going to buy cigs and alcohol with that money
tbqh most homeless are scum but I still donate used clothes and shoes. hopefully it makes their lives better
Benefits to joining the army:
> Feeling of self-worth
> Get in shape
> Chance to die and actually be called a hero
Why haven't you joined up yet?
>>25866738
Im a faggot, why else?
>>25866738
>Chance to die
You covered it
>>25866738
I joined about 3 years ago, and all I've gotten is
>chance to die
Why haven't I gotten any of those other things yet?
>tfw boyfriend won't stop talking about his new car
>tfw he brings it up in every conversation with his friends
>tfw he never talks about me the same way, even though I'm his GIRLFRIEND
What am I, chopped liver?
>bot
>boyfriend
He's respecting you as a person by not objectifying you in the way he objectifies his car.
>>25866194
But I want him to be proud of me. It seems like I'm not important to him.
my dog is eating all of my beans I need more
>>25864494
more pics of dog pls
>>25864494
Ignore that poster, post pics of the beans.
>>25864529
the beans are gone she ate them all
At what age is it appropriate to have children?
>>25863757
For a normal person, probably 22-25+
For you, never. Stay out of the gene pool. That goes for everyone that browses this place.
When you feel ready
>>25863757
>this girl is 15 years old
jesus christ i want to die
What games do you guys play?
I've been playing that one, it sucks dick.
Undertale, which is funny and cute but not really much of a game, would make a better webcomic.
My sister bought me some garbage point and click games from Russia and I hate those.
Pocket Mortys, also shit.
I hate video games and I wish i didn't have to play them.
Doom motherfucker.
Also RTS games
def jam
