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What do you think robots? Once a cheater always a cheater? Or can people change?
The only real difference is she'll dump you and go fuck another dude. I suggest avoiding
She hit the wall, but she'll jump any chance.
If streets were paved with dicks, she'd be walking on her ass.
>>25843373
She's not with me though. She has a real life boyfriend. I'm just a guy that used to sext her a bit.
I hate feminists especially fat ones.
>hates feminists
hello reddit
>>25843316
>hello reddit
Go back to tumblr with you trans otherkin furry fat feminist mangina.
>>25843289
The worst thing she is doing in that picture is fucking up traffic.
>In Chile and Brazil kids use a kind of kite string called hilo curado and cerol respectively in each country, used to cut each other's kites and then steal the stray kite
>this is some very dangerous shit
>bikers and cyclists get beheaded by those lines, people have their throats slit open, your own fingers get all fucked up by playing with it
>I personally saw how fucking destructive this shit is, you can cut an apple in a half by forcing the razor floss on it
>now picture the following:
>You decide to murder someone
>go after the unsuspecting victim at a desert area
>Have a long line of razor floss with two heavy objects at each end of the line, like rocks or something
>Throw one of the rocks around the person's neck for example (can not be covered by clothing)
>It rolls around the neck
>Place foot on their neck, push with the leg and pull with all the strength of your arms
>person is beheaded clean, head falls off as if it's nothiing
>doesn't even require a strong person to do it, there is only one bone on the neck, with a cartilage division, you just need to pass through it
>and you don't need to full behead, you can slit their throat bad around the bone and leave them to die
>Now imagine a serial killer who murders people and leaves them with their limbs chopped off and their heads off as well on the streets
>as if it's some kind of bizarre beast that tears people apart
>when it's just razor floss
An example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2t3Mlss_A
So, how y'all think this kind of shit would turn out realistically?
BUMP HARD PLAY HARD
>>25843187
So is this like shigawire or something?
>>25843187
>that pic
fuck off you r a troll
How does it feel knowing you are a God and wasted your life?
Wouldn't me being a god mean that I live forever and thus have an infinite amount of time to waste?
>>25843057
That is correct.
But wasting a life in the human realm is dumb.
>>25843057
Technically true, but with eternal recurrence being the bitch it is, you'll waste the same X number of years you're alive again and again.... forever.
Ask a 30 year old robot anything.
My life is pretty much over but maybe I can offer some insight to the younger members of this board.
>>25842803
how to deal with people who think and speak ill of you without reason
>>25842803
Why should I listen to the 'insights' of a prospectless loser who is probably filled with ressentiment and self-loathing?
>>25842803
how many skittles can you fit in your mouth?
I want nothing more than to nightly recline next to a cute woman in our bed and spoon feed her icecream. When she protest that she has had enough, I want to run my hands sensually over her growing body, reassuring her by touch that with every spoonfull she indulges I find her that much sexier. I want to whisper in her ear "just a little more" and see her looking back at me with lustful eyes and lips already wrapped around the spoon.
Why can't I just be a normie who wants to stick his dick in a vagina?
Making someone else unhealthy isn't sexy, it's disrespectful.
>>25842787
No shit, hence the lamenting
>>25842787
Sounds like a roastie
answer honestly. /r9k/, when did you lose your virginity?
April 17 2015
>>25842430
5 years ago. havent seen pussy since
when i was 16, so 5 years ago
>one or two matches every three days
>spend $10, upgrade to tinder plus
>20 matches overnight
literally pay 2 win
holy fuck the game is rigged
I mean women just want to be with rich chads so yeah def pay to win
what exactly is tinder plus?
>tfw no charlotte gf to playfully mock for having entry tier taste
Guys, I think I may be actually losing my mind somehow.
I don't know how to say it without sounding completely pathetic.
But, I am uncontrollably obsessed with Elliot Rodger. I mean- I've been told I'm in love with him. I try not to think that's true, because that's crazy.
But, I fantasize about him constantly and not just sexually. I imagine normal things like going places, talking, cuddling. I use recordings of his voice to go to sleep to. I paint him constantly. I sometimes cry over him.
I've almost completely lost the will to go after alive men anymore which could be less painful in the long run and save me the feel of rejection. But wanting a dead person this bad is also extremely painful.
Any of you have experience being ridiculously in love with a person you can never meet?
i need to see your elliot paintings pronto
>>25842432
Dude.
I paint like I'm five.
They aren't good.
I destroyed all but two of my Elliot ones.
>>25842389
Not surprising you love him so much OP, he was literally the perfect gentleman.
Nothing should stand in your way OP you will finish, what the rodge started.
Who here /INTJ/?
>tfw literally too smart to make friends/have gf/function properly amongst normies
>tfw people automatically hate you because they realize they lost the mental lottery
>tfw I'm the King and they're the pawns
>>25842268
Woah dont cut yourself on that edge there bro
>This is why you don't have friends
>It's because you literally are a narcissist who thinks they're smart
>>25842268
I am sure you are just a special snowflake (^:
Yup, sounds like an INTJ autist to me.
>too smart to make friends
jesus christ
ITT: this shit
Why do they post stupid emoticons on every picture?
>>25841823
So you know that you're supposed to laugh.
>>25841810
>emojis
thanks i really needed to get triggered
>Thanks for taking me out anon. It's so refreshing to find someone who isn't completely judgemental. I mean it has been over a decade since I was a pornstar! It was just a dumb teenage thing I did.
>>25841782
>tfw sasha grey will never be you girlfriend
Lmao nigga you know she took a gigantic shit after ingesting that combination
>>25841782
>that feel when no cross eyed Jewish hipster former pornstar
Anyone here been an extra?
What movies or TV shows were you in?
What was the experience like?
Did you have a speaking role?
I was in the newest star wars movie in the scene where one of the planets blew up
>go in for first day
>picks from a literal horde of people wanting to be in a scene
>no food
>really hot because of the mass of people
>stand in this crowd for like 3 hours
>get picked
>no line
>just looking up
>they give me a lanyard
>show up the second day
>walk around a bit
>don't get to meet anyone famous
>actually filming that day
>?
>profit
>>25842042
Was the pay minimum wage?
>>25842085
no it was volunteer
they said there would be food but it was always demolished the two times i checked
I got diagnosed with cancer , its stage 2 melanoma on my back. I think i will refuse treatment and spend whatever money i have on a trip to London and Marrakech. AMA
>>25841777
Are guys meant to keep their asshole hair trimmed?
>>25841777
>chked
how many skittles can you fit in your mouth?
I live in London, go to the other place.
> don't want to be chubby anymore
> not even sure why I want to be skinny either
Who the am I even doing this for?
What size girls does r9k like, and why?
u want attention
>>25841717
You're doing it wrong. You should get a bf first, then gain weight. At least that's how each and every other girls does it.
as a normal human being with rational thought women are attractive regardless of race, size, hair, eyes, etc. sure it's great to have sex with someone that really turns you on but not everyone can have a huge titted / big ass gf. do whatever the fuck you want to do. only being interested in specific women is pretty shallow but can be understandable if you're standards aren't extreme.
