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>6 girls add me off /soc/ over the course of a few days
>they're all boring af
>they went through the effort of adding me but put no effort into actual interaction
>stop talking to them after a day
girls are boring, big surprise my man
A lot of the time I find conversation or whoever is talking is really just ome talking to themselves. Everyone is narcissistic.
>>25853938
Would a rare Brett make you feel better?
>Girl: "Hey, we have homeroom together"
>Me: "Do you like Kirby Superstar for the Super Nintendo?"
>Girl: "Yeah I guess uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go down by the creek"
>Me: "It's really multiple smaller games in one, offering gameplay diversity you don't usually find in-"
>Girl: "The teachers can't see what goes on there you know"
>Me: "-other titles, and it really builds on Kirby's Adventure rather than just updating the graphics, although-"
>Girl: "We could hold hands on the way"
>Me: "-Kirby's Adventure already looked pretty close to a 16 bit game despite being on the NES due to the quality of the spritework and masterful use of color"
>Girl: "I will kiss you right now if you stop talking about Nintendo games for at least ten seconds"
>Me: "What about Pokemon do you like Pokemon? I hope there's one for the N64 it would be awesome to see pallet town in full 3D-"
>Girl: "Actually....sure, I like Pokemon too, Kirby is my favorite. Let's go down by the creek...and talk about Pokemon"
>Me: *snort* "Kirby isn't a Pokemon they are totally different franchises."
>Girl: "Okay well I'm going now it was nice talking to you sort of"
>Me: "There's also a rumored spinoff being developed where you photograph wild pokemon on some sort of Safari, that sounds dope. Oh she left"
>videogames
>girls
Choose one. Unless you're geek chad.
>>25854028
Videogame girls. The waifu age is upon us
>>25853861
This hit hard for me OP
Why is this socially acceptable? Someone complains about their day and your immediate response is to shame him for not contacting you (which you feel entitled to some kind of discussion with him)?
Taken from my buddy's Facebook.
Yeah it's kind of a stupid, self-serving, oblivious thing to say, but who cares? I'm sure he'll get over it.
>>25853814
>Overthinking
Do you know what apathy is?
How do you judge such a one sided statement that harshly?
the person didnt shame him at all, maybe they are legitimalety worried about why they didnt call them and asked them a simple question
>>25853889
Also, it isnt socially acceptable, notice how its the only comment that doesnt tell him to cheer up
>lel wat do fembots think of dis
>and dat
>oh and dis
>what do fembots like in a guy
>lele
>wwhat about this
This board is getting worse as the days go on, be sure to report such pathetic threads.
>>25853789
What were the golden years of 4chan like papa
But really. I wanna know.
>>25853789
I blame the decline of this board almost solely on fembots
>>25853789
It's already over senpai, just ignore obvious bait and faggot posters, without (You)s they will get tired eventually
Anyone else like to make M&M/Skittle flowers
>>25853785
>mixing candy with chocolate
DEGENERACY.
I line them up into rows by color, and eat the least numerous color first and most numerous color last.
>>25853830
>aligns by color
>wipes out the least numerous first
ask me how i know you're a white person
What should this board's slogan be?
I suggest:
>Come for the /memes/ crush all your /dreams/
>>25853456
>tfw your dad didn't cum in the wrong hole
>>25853456
You should've been a wet patch on a mattress lad
>>25853456
>the scum lying on the floor of society is, by means of telecommunications, scraped with a broad shovel and thrown in odd patterns onto a board, then ingested by the weak, meek, and useless.
does getting your dick suck tickle?
>>25853127
Suck my dick and i tell you.
>>25853127
ive had my dick sucked by a guy when i was 12. Ya it felt funny. And I was giggling a little bit but it felt really good like wind
Getting a hamster in my mouth tickles really bad
This is sad. What's wrong with this guy?
>>25852950
Story behind this?
Just another nu male cuck, nothing to see here
>>25852950
He made a comment about her being fat and unfunny. She got mad at him and sent her sjw horde to attack him.
I love you robots
then make a move
why did you make this thread anon
i've made up my mind
holy fucking shit, why are roasties so fucking disgusting?
what's that yellow stuff?
>>25852786
That isn't disgusting you edgelord.
>>25852843
Seriously you pleb?
You really can't figure it out?
Do robots practice good oral hygiene?
How often do you brush your teeth?
Do you floss regularly?
>>25852590
I brush my teeth when I wake up before pooping.
Floss then brush before bed.
Feels good man.
I brush once a day in the morning for two minutes.
I floss like once a week.
I have cleaning at the dentist once a year and despite some obstinate stains on some teeth from coffee and such, they're very healthy
>>25852590
Brush them before I go outside or once a week
>coworker leaves his laptop open and forgot to logout before leaving for a break
>open up chrome
>go to his history
>ctrl + f "Porn"
>see this
How do I confront him about this? And why is he such a careless idiot?
SHINY >>25852567
SHINY POKEMON LIVE REACTIONS
>>25852567
You confront him about your invasion of privacy?
>>25852567
how the fuck does one go from a person having their first cheeseburger to cage fighting kids.
who here /niceposter/?
>tell people in suicide threads not to kill themselves
>give informed and authentic relationship advice
>give people the benefit of the doubt
>tell funny posters that they made me kek
Bless your kind soul OP and all others out there
>>25852509
Most of the time I'm nice and constructive, but sometimes I can be mean.
>>25852509
make this into a comfy thread op
i love pictures of womens feet and love the thought of rubbing them on my face but could i just be making it up to be greater than what it is in my head and not actually have a fetish?
It's totally possible that once you actually have the opportunity, or actually do it, you may not like it.
I actually have a 6" dildo that I've fucked before, sucked and shit. But idt I could ever have sex with an actual dude. I think its just some kind of fucked up kink from watching so much porn over the years.
Maybe I'm gay though, idk, I haven't met a dude I would fuck yet.
>>25852456
There was a shit-tier Lifetime movie about this
Horny little bastard had a porn addiction and got off to extreme shit but went to fuck a real girl and couldn't even get it up
>>25852510
im the same way, i only use my fingers though, i dont have a dildo but i would probably. i would have sex with a man though, it can just feel nice
>Losing an argument
>Report the other guy
>Laugh as he gets banned
top kek senpai my leg is in orbit
>recognize I'm losing argument
>it's been 1v1 the entire time
>start samefagging the thread, arguing against myself and insulting myself
>before long the person I was originally arguing against is drowned out by my own posts
>ultimately I'm right even though I've been getting BTFO the whole time
>make final post in argument
>not sure if it will get a rebuttal
>can't relax until thread archives with no further replies
>smile smugly and enjoy victory
