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Who else here has gotten a nutritious sandwich made personally just for THEM by a qualified Subway sandwich artist lately?
I work at subway ask me anything
>>25857143
What's in the sandwich senpai?
jimmy john's is infinitely better. i dunno how subway gets away with calling their dog food fresh
She is right you know
>>25856973
She is wrong. It's 2016
>>25856973
i want to kill all women when i see shit like this
>all that matters
Into the hellfire it goes.
What's more important? Body or face?
i would practice gf her.
If she's real gf material I'll stay despite the face
Face.
Granted, you can't be totally busted, but it is slightly more important than body.
>We will never go back to a pre-social media, pre-smartphone Internet
I think about this every day. I hate what the modern Internet is like and how much it's warped things. The sad part is how it all went downhill so quickly.
>>25856900
>tfw it will never feel like the wild west again
>>25856900
Sure but people said the same thing when the Internet first got big too. People don't like change
>>25856900
>The sad part is how it all went downhill so quickly.
True. Internet euphoria is definitely over for most people.
/fit/ here
>Look 10 years younger than I am
>/r9k/ always cries about how they will never experience young love
>I'm 25 but I look like a ottermode teenager and I date 16 year old girls all the time (legal in my state)
Feels good, bud
You're fucking children tpqh familia.
You are literally a pedophile.
>>25856841
>You are literally a pedophile.
Not according to the state or to Canada
>that one mid-20s guy that brags about dating 16 year olds
top kek
Is rape a womens fault ? or society for failing the rapist ?
syd?
rape just is
nah women's fault for taking the fucking apple, they had literally one job, one job and then boom, no eden for anyone.
Nin hao, wagecucks! What am I up to you ask? Just investing some of my leisure time in Harvard University's Open Learning Initiative, where I can learn everything from East Asian Languages and Ancient History to Abstract Algerbra to Masterpieces of World Literature to... oh, sorry my corporation cuckolded friend, forgot you're on the clock and aren't allowed the luxury of personal growth and self-improvement. So I'll stop here, Mr. Shekelstein NEEDS that new lake house, so you better be a good little wagie and make the customers happy!
Hi wagecucks, just here to remind you that neets are happier because we value our time over money
http://spsp.org/press_release/valuing-your-time-more-than-money-linked-to-happiness
hah, you soo don't understand my job.
stay jelly, neet.
cao ni ma nongmin
>go to class
>pay attention, highlight stuff and take notes
>go home
>don't remember a single thing
so don't go home then
That guy's story is unsettling to me.
Society and the state have penetrated the world so deeply that there is practically no more 'wilderness' anymore. The guy just wanted to be left alone to live a solitary hermit's life, and the state blew MILLIONS of dollars and thousands of manhours to bring him back in this rotten system of control. Its a lot like Ruby Ridge. There is literally no escape from the modern world. You either play ball and tie your destiny to the state or get rolled over.
It used to be you could just move west and start over. Build your own homestead and nobody would bother you. Those days are over. You'd have to retreat into the most remote wilderness and even then it would cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy the land to make it 'legal' to ensure you'd never be dragged into a prison somewhere for trespassing on government land.
>>25856728
>Committed 1000 burglaries
>"Guys story is unsettling to me"
Daily reminder that being a woman is only fun if you're attractive and outgoing
>will never be able to use my looks to get Instagram followers and gifts
>will never joke loud and obnoxiously with friends
>will never be invited to parties
>will never be that girl guys get into fist fights over
>will never get guys who are 8/10+
None of those sound very fun fampai.
I'm really average looking but I have friends and things are working out.
>>25856589
You've done some of those things if you have friends
>>25856866
We've been kinda loud but not really. I've been invited to parties but I don't like them. It's not great. I still hate loud sounds.
>watch trap porn all the time
has anyone here had an experience with a trap
what's it like?
How do these traps keep getting huge cocks?
Yeah, I dated a trap for a few years.
Your webm makes me think you mean transgirls and not traps though.
>>25856901
Penis pumps. Most are impotent.
Are there any video games that are just a huge grind like runescape that also had that comfy feel? I keep searching for that high but i cant find it. i know this isn't /v/, /v/ is just one big shitpost. help robots. also post comfy vidya pics.
>>25856409
this game brought some good feels.
>>25856409
maple story is suuuuper close to what your talking about, can also make online friends!
>>25856409
Everquest p99. Runescape is much more EZ mode though, prepare to get your ass kicked mercilessly on Everquest.
Anyone else feel like they have surprisingly good self-awareness?
>>25856325
being socially isolated encourages introspection
I have exceptional awareness of my brain but incredibly poor physical awareness as if it's just a puppet I control. Feels bad man.
Blood meridian by cormac macarthy talks about self-awareness often. great book
Hello friendos, it's greentext stories time. Post your best greentexts of betas or NEETs. I'll go first.
>grade nine
>have beta friend, he's just so awkward
>talks with a bunch of girls
>brags about his "harem of female friends"
>direct quote
>think that he's a cool guy
>nope.jpg
>is a creep, all the girls are talking out of pity
>eventually, manages to creep out the last holdout
>his kingdom falls
>cries to me about how nobody likes him and that they're mean to him
>wtfbro.png
>block him
>he hung out with loser friends for the rest of high school
I actually have a story that just happened last night.
>friend call me around 8:00 last night and invites me to come over for a party
>wait twenty minutes to arrive fashionably late and take ten minutes to drive over
>he answers the door and asks why I'm here
"For the party, man!"
>I thought it was currently in progress but he tells me nobody else is here but I can come in if I want
>go in and sit on the couch
>we sit for a couple minutes without saying a word and he tells me he has to go do something
Sure thing, I'll just wait here
>He leaves and I'm left sitting on his couch
>thirty minutes go by and I'm just sitting there like a bum
>notice a colander or spaghetti in the sink
>hungry because I haven't eaten all day
>I'll just use my hands and eat a little bit, nobody will notice
>thebeastawakens.jpeg
>soon I'm cramming spaghetti into my mouth with both hands and getting it all over the floor/counter/myself
>door opens and friend comes in with a couple guys and like five women
>whip around slinging spaghetti everywhere
>knock it off the counter onto the floor
>friend asks what the fuck is wrong with me, everyone else is staring
>run past them, outside, out of the apartment, to the parking lot
>get in my car nearly in tears because of what a fuckup I am
>look over at the passenger seat
>it's full of spaghetti because I never let go of what was in my hands
>start laughing as I realize I was in a literal spaghetti story>get sad again because I'm autistic
Happened to me at the beginning of the school year
>2nd week of School
>Trying to reinvent myself as a social butterfly
>Guy from Chemistry class invites me to his Fraternity party
>S-see you there
>Take a few shots of vodka to loosen up beforehand
>Get to party, feeling nervous but doing ok socially
>Need to get more alcohol, then I put social skills to maximum overdrive
>Only beer there, no hard alcohol
>Beer gives me the shits, but fuck it, I'm sobering up
>4 beers deep, start talking to Chad who promises he's "going to get me laid". He's actually a pretty cool guy
>Stomach starts to rumble
>Oh fuck
>"H-hey man, where's the bathroom?"
>"Just down the hall bro! I'll probably see you in there!"
>"o-ok..."
>Run down the hall as quick as I can to get to bathroom
>>25856740
>Open stall door and apparently one of the stall walls has been knocked down so it's essentially two toilets in one stall
>wtf? doesn't matter, about to have explosive diarrhea
>As soon as I sit down, someone comes into the bathroom
>Chad goes into the second stall, and sits on the toilet right next to me
>"Fuck yeah bro! Let's take a buddy shit!"
>Trying with all my might to hold in the liquid shit that's building up pressure on my anus
>"u-uh, can you please leave. I-I'd like some privacy"
>"Come on bro! There's nothing like taking a buddy shit, it's a bonding experience!"
>At that moment liquid fecal matter erupts from my asshole like Old Faithful
>Chad looks over and give me the most disgusted look
>Shit is still spraying out of my asshole with enough pressure to strip paint
>The smell is enough to make him physically gag. It smells as if someone had vomited half digested rotten eggs and left the vomit on a hot sidewalk
>"S-sorry" is all I can muster
>Chad doesn't even wipe his ass and just pulls up his pants and runs out of the bathroom
>Jesus christ, thank god that's over
>Mopping up after the horrible mess
>Suddenly, a group of guys walks in
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE. WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING A SHIT"
>They open the stall and see me sitting there with my pants around my ankles
>They all start laughing and I pull up my pants and shove my way past them
>Run back to dorm as fast I can with shit still running down my leg
>Have to walk up 15 flights of stairs with liquid shit in my pants to avoid the elevator
>Cry myself to sleep that night
you know you'd fuck her.
she'd fuck me desu
>>25856220
is this the tranny thread?
id let her do me first
>tfw you're 20 and you're already visibly balding
what do
shave it off.
don't be "that guy"
>>25856186
I'm also 20 and already completely bald on top. I just buzz everything and workout.
Pretty much your only option. Hair transplant + being some pharmaceutical companies bitch and fucking up your body is too beta.
Looks like there's going to be a cure within 5 years anyways, but they've been saying that for over 30 years now.
>>25856282
Guess I need to start lifting then.
What program did you start out with?
