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>Be me
> qt girl in class 8/10
>Get talking after class she is smiling and seems intrested in talking to me
>Ask if she would like to sit next to me next semister
>She says yes
>Add her on Normiebook
>Turns out he is a massive feminazi/leftie
MFW
You seem to know about NORMIEbook, so what replies are you expecting?
>>25865472
I didn't get any replies it was just the stuff she shared/posted
>>25865446
>Add her on Normiebook
>Normie
stopped reading there
Can someone explain politics to me?
I just don't get it. I'm ignorant to it completely. I don't even know what the term "liberal" means. I don't know why lots of people hate Donald trump, yet 4chan seems to love him. I don't know what a republican is, or right wing or left wing.
Yes I know I'm stupid, but please enlighten me. I would ask /pol/ but they'd eat me alive, you guys maybe not so much? Thanks
it's just "my tribe vs the enemy tribe", none of it makes any sense and is an excuse for sociopaths to control the masses of gullible normies
>I don't know why lots of people hate Donald trump, yet 4chan seems to love him.
Because 4chan is edgy and contrarian for the sake of being edgy and contrarian
>>25865429
Liberalism is a step towards socialism which has been the downfall of every great democracy in history.
Conservatism is about keeping our military strong, our families together, and our women moral.
>your underwear still gets a little bit wet after pissing in the toilet even after shaking 5-6 times
I had this problem. Worst of all was sitting through a test or movie with a slightly damp patch on my undies.
The secret is to wipe your dick on the strap of your undies, then give it another shake. Usually the cause is you still need to piss a bit. This'll coax it out or get rid of all the piss still on your dick.
And shake like mad. In a public restroom, disguise this by bouncing up and down on your toes. Just never shake up, it's not pretty.
Good luck.
>>25865243
>your underpants still get a brown stripe after a little bit even when you wipe fucking good 3 times extra
rub your dickhead with a piece of toilet paper just like girls do. SOLVED
>be 25
>get my first girlfriend
>she's hot 17 year old
>postpone sex and take it slow for her while pretending to have had lots of pussy before
>after two weeks she basically initiates it all
>afterwards she says 'god I missed that'
>wat
>find out I'm the fourth dick she's had
Seriously.
Fucking seriously?
Are all women filthy whores, /r9k/? Are women even still virgins after 10 years old? Christ.
>25 year old dating a 17 year old in hopes of having someone easily exploitable
>wh-wh-what the fug?!??! shes had THREE guys before me?!?!?!
>clearly all women are the scummy ones here!
got what you deserved
Even if you're all hurt by this now, you got to fuck her at least.
>>25865118
If you couldn't figure out she was a slut from your age differences you're retarded.
You're also a creep, 22 is the cut off for anything below 21 you fucking creeper you scooby doo villan ass
Are there any actual wizards or devoted apprentices left on this increasingly normie board? Let's have a comfy wizard thread.
>post your wiz stats
>react to others' stats
>discuss wizard life, benefits and disadvantages
I turned 30 two months ago, feeling my arcane powers grow. Life has been shit for a while but getting better.
Oh and inb4 go to wizchan, they're paranoid nazis.
I am 19 so maybe an apprentice? On the one hand, I have an inclination to just abandon all like for women as much as possible including 2D. On the other other, I feel like it would be good to have a serious relationship without sex before spurning sexuality forever.
>>25865114
where do you think you are anonymous?
Who /mischief/ here?
>playing modded skyrim
>open a gate so the farm animals can get out
you absolute madman
my comment is original
>>25865059
thats badass of you
I shot my neighbor's cat
>20 year old virgin
>complete fucking loser with no friends
>get tinder
>plenty of matches because handsome face
>lots of girls sending messages
>feel anxiety just looking at their pictures
>no idea how to interact with girls
>never reply to any of them
>keep getting matches and messages
>do nothing
>mfw this has been going on for months
I've been busy with my video games and stuff as well.
Then why bother with Tinder to begin with?
Read about the red pill, don't get too sucked into it and learn from the experiences of others. Don't consider it a way of life consider it a learning tool.
That is my honest advice and how I got a gf, I'm still a loser with no friends but I managed to get a girl so i guess i did something right
>>25865036
>It's just all so depressing. It all treats men and women as commodities, trying to increase value and get a higher price commodity. Yuck. Whatever happened to treating yourself and those around you like human beings rather than potential acquisitions? To become a more compassionate person, a more humane person, the best person you can be, not just the most sexually attractive or 'successful'. It demeans all involved. It's so sad.
>so it says here you're a NEET virgin.
>Are you willing to fix both of those problems sir?
>Under hobbies and interests you've listed "going on the lash with the lads, picking up fit slags and exchanging cutting edge banter with the lads on /brit/ ahahaha x". Care to explain that?
>>25865011
We can fix the second problem right now.
*stands up, unzips dick'
What's the best fruit and why is it the orange?
Applefags need not apply
>>25864854
Its a literal shit tier fruit. There are many that taste much better and virtually every fruit is better.
Notice how they use [X]x the vitamin C of an orange for virtually everything? It's because they've got fuck all vitamin C.
Gay fruit.
>eating sweet fruits
Sugar addicted freaks, when will they learn...
>>25864868
2nd better should have been healthier.
My oneitis' car broke and now I can't go anywhere anymore. I have never really driven. Is a Smart Car a Robot Approved Vehicle?
>>25864830
M E M E C A R
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i dont understand, you used to steal her car and drive it or something?
>>25864830
It's probably a cheap runner, but not sure what they're like to maintain. If I wasn't commuting a daily long distance or something I'd probably try getting some 80's or 90's japanese sedan, or maybe something like a Volvo 740, in a fresh condition. They take a little more fuel, but they're cheap and easy to maintain and insurance isn't much.
>read some articles on the internet
>now I'm scared AI will kill us all soon
bitch nigga
>tfw AI VR waifu gfs for robots soon
>>25864824
>tfw your waifu will kill you to end your suffering
https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Paperclip_maximizer
You will bow before my intellect, insect.
>mfw no 10/10 qt 3.14 pet bunny
Why not both, friend?
>tfw no 10/10 qt3.14 bunnygirl gf
>>25865631
>>25864752
I
WANT
Most bunnies are fucking hideous in real life.
>dem droopy ass cheeks
Do you have a doggo ?
Yes
Yes
>implying there is another answer
Yes and this is her
14yr old miniature poodle
>>25864941
His eyes look into my soul
>tfw had real sex with black, white, latina, Indian, Arab and Asian women
For some reason I liked the Asian women the best
Is it because I'm bias ? I'm Asian myself
>>25864454
>tfw you will never be a japanese teenage girl
Jews aside
Your own race of women will always be better for you
Shocking I know right?
It'll always be more comfier
>>25864500
what if youre mixed like me?
>anon this guy in my class keeps bugging me and creeping me out. Can you pretend to be my boyfriend so he'll stop bothering me.
Oh... Okay.
If you're free, why not do it? You're not losing anything if you keep at it for a week or two. Unless it's your crush, then you have a problem.
What's the source of the image?
>>25864425
It is my crush. The worst part is I'm pretty sure she knows I like her.
Source is a hentai, My Fair Lady by Osuzu Akiomi
Don't be a beta cuck and tell her to fuck off
>normal turds
