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Who /nightwalk/ here? Post nightwalk experiences I guess
>>25113562
>TFW I will never experience a nightwalk like that
Fuck South Florida
>>25113562
There's a place up here that has a landmark that looks like Death Mountain at night. It's a huge standpipe with a railing at the top with lights around the railing and you can see the lights from anywhere in the city.
It's a pretty comfy place to walk to, think about shit for awhile, then walk home.
>>25113729
>tfw live in a place so similar to OP's picture I thought it was my town
>tfw it's so fucking cold here you can't enjoy a nightwalk
ITT
greentext your last 24 hours
>>25112721
>wake up hungover
>lay in bed contemplating suicide
>finally get the energy to shower and shit
>lurk /r9k/ for a while
>go to sleep not wanting to wake up
>get wasted
>go on the r9k omegle video chat we had yesterday.
>actually was pretty fun
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to my retarded job that im on the brink of quitting
>browse r9k
>>25112721
>On airplane
>guy in front of me leans back and squishes the shit out of my knee caps
>get up first to get off plane
>row 14
>have to wait for everyone in front of me to get bags and get off plane
>get to bag claim pretty fast
>find good spot not too close but not too far from belt
>dickweed stands in front of me
>bag comes within 10 min
> mommy picks me up
>chat for a bit before bed times
>sadly no tendies waiting
>sleep
>wake up at 8a
>still no tendies
>make myself eggs for breakfast
>mommy makes me get haircut
>bitch at hair place cuts it too short
>also have to listen to her life story as she is raping my hair
>get back home
>bout lunch time still no tendies, but a slice of pizza instead
>shit post on /r9k/ while laying in bed
>take a nap at 3p
>wake up at 6p
>eat nachos for dindin
>fold some clothes for good boy points
>find this thread and am writing this post
Fellow fembots, come discuss your feels here.
>tfw you wake up to two robots saying "good morning" to you on their own accord
>tfw get to play the benefits of both when I want because you people don't know when to quit
>mfw no QT Syrian Refugee boyfriend
Why even fucking live?
>>25110483
Femanon here.
You are a disgrace to our gender.
Anyway:
>tfw putting in a nuva ring and feeling it uncoil in your vagina
>tfw pulling it out after 3 weeks
>>25110546
>>25110543
>>25110483
You fucking cancers kill yourself. And are you fucking women so fucking isnecure and pathetic that you have to make your retarded inferior gender out to be like a racist, as if you were gender nationalists. Fucking autists quit obsessing over your doing-nothing-except-fuck-men-everyday-for-millions-of-years gender.
which one would you ''fuck''?
>>25110471
rolling for a 67
rollported
94-98 is objectively best
Some blowhard in my town is threatening to do a mass shooting. They closed down the school district and now the mall. I think they may have had the Facebook profile deleted as well. Please tell me he isn't a robot.
"If you think the police have enough time to stop me this late at night then you know nothing about IP addresses."
More of his threats
Anyone who makes an online diatribe like this detailing everything they're gonna do, isn't gonna actually do it
>>25109786
good ol plainfield hahahaha
Welcome to the Frog and Feels Tavern!
Pick a drink, share a feel. How's the Christmas break treating you so far? What's troubling you today?
>>25103923
Hey Bartender, how are you holding up?
I would just like a whiskey on the rocks.
I don't have too much on my mind, just want to have a drink and reflect a bit.
>>25103923
Sup faggot
Make yourself useful and grab a beer for me
Oh, and it's on the house.
Thanks brah.
>>25103998
Things have been going fine for me, thanks.
Here's that drink you ordered.
Any robots here got a favorite comfy game?
I quite like Skyrim despite what people say although I have played the shit out of it.
I want to know what games you all like and any you would recommend for being comfy, I have plenty of time to start playing a new one too.
empire earth is pretty comfy senpai
watch your little city of niggers grow into an empire as big as the romans, then get fucked by the pc, so use cheats to summon +500 units and make the greatest war ever
i know it's very old but my computer is shit
I play Minecraft on Peaceful with keep inventory on death active, also Jetpacks.
I like the lego part of the game, but not so much the challenges.
>>25102073
Ico
What drugs out there make wacking off better with the exceptions of weed and addy
>>25119469
meth tbhfam
Sharpie in pooper
!!!
Muted!
>>25119499
this is true, but don't do meth please
I rigged this audio to play automatically when my boyfriend's gift is opened. The opening of the gift will also trigger a bluetooth stream to his TV of a muted version of this video file.
So right now the gift is under his tree. And I'm getting more and more anxious as Christmas gets nearer, cause he's gonna open it and it's gonna play and I'm just feeling more and more like the audio is shit and the gift is subpar and the experience is going to ruin the mood.
Anybody else /wishtheyjustgottenagiftcard/?
Link is the video.
https://youtu.be/Tl38-54c6BY
No-one cares what you got your Chad. You should be able to filter women who aren't virgins.
total autism
>>25119310
What makes you think I'm a woman? All users are obviously men. And most of them are gay. Can't I just be gay?
>18
>live with parents
>constantly yelling at me for quitting college
>they think getting a degree actually means instant 100k job
>they don't realize you have to work 4-5 years entry level to gain "experience" to start climbing the corporate ladder
>they don't know that a degree = high school diploma 20 years ago now and is pretty much usless
>think i'm lazy when I really suffer from clinical depression and am exhausted from wagecucking 2 to 11 every night to pay for car, insurance, etc.
>try to tell them about depression they blow it off as being selfish and feeling sorry for myself
>criticize me for smoking even though my father has done it for 15+ years
>think the reason that I don't have a qt 3.14 gf is because i'm self centered and lazy, not realizing that dating today is different than it was when they were teenagers. Unless your rich as shit or Chad Thundercock you cant get qt grills.
>constantly put down any interests I actually have
>think i'm an all around failure even though I have a stable job and a nice car that I pay for completely on my own, not that bad for being 18.
>going to get my A+ in a few months and try to land tech support job, they still think I have no plan for the future and will just waste my life away doing nothing
>"Why can't you be more like your sister anon?" She has never worked a day in her life, has her car payment given to her by parents, is going to school as some kind of art major (like literally painting and shit) and they think she is going to be completely successful in life.
Neither of my parents have any kind of degree and both work 50K a year jobs. What do?
>>25119248
Move outand fuck the robot with your massive NEET dick
whoa bud, I hope you don't expect me to read all that text!
>>25119248
>18
>I suffer from clinical depression
>I smoke
>I'm totally not self-centered or lazy
>hurr durr my parents are so bluepilled, they don't even browse /pol/!
You're such a raging faggot holy shit kill yourself.
Why does LITERALLY EVERY TEENAGER think they have depression?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCg3ZdGtMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePivN7CEhxo
gee, i wonder who the robot is here
Its the trap, right?
>>25119048
All of them?
Kid actually looks cool, he probably, you know, grew up into a normie
the darkie
Want to stop degenerate sexual behavior? Stop consuming sluts.
Consuming them = enabling them.
You're almost just as guilty.
Stop liking their pictures.
Stop flirting with them.
Stop fucking them.
Stop giving them any sort of attention.
They'll get the message that being a worthy wife is actually what matters, and they'll stop being whores.
Boycott a product and it loses its value.
< You're basically fucking up this.
To be honest family I have never had a chance to consume sluts. So please normie reee.
>>25119041
>I've never watched porn
Sure I believe you.
Define degeneracy?
pIease do this
immoral; decline or deteriorate physically, mentally, or morally; not generate
Degeneracy is a spook.
Fill this out
>day to day physical symptoms
>thoughts/feelings/behaviors you experience/act out on a daily basis
>official diagnosis (if applicable)
>thoughts of an hero? Yes or no
>are you doing anything about the situation
>>25118346
>day to day physical symptoms
I'm a sedentary, debilitated vegetable NEET.
Back/shoulder/pelvic pain from not leaving bed, tinnitus from ?, constant headaches from blurry, computer-damaged vision and neck pain, tired constantly
>thoughts/feelings/behaviors you experience/act out on a daily basis
dissociation from browsing mindlessly on the internet, depression from being a shell of a human being, anxiety from embarrassing past memories and fear of the future, frustration in these three things either leads me to having a panic attack or punching myself in the head.
>official diagnosis (if applicable)
Only anxiety. I don't provide all of the information during therapy sessions and never went to see a proper psychiatrist.
>thoughts of an hero? Yes or no
Yes
>are you doing anything about the situation
no
>day to day physical symptoms
Anxiety and depressions symptoms, racing and thumping heart, fatigue, no motivation, gastric problems such as cramps and spasms like I'll crap my pants, occasional panic attack
>thoughts/feelings/behaviors you experience/act out on a daily basis
Constantly miserable, emotionally numb, can't stand to be around other people as im so caught up in my own little world. Always worry about dying from some disease (bad health anxiety). Stay up late shit posting, sleep in, and stay in bed all day shut post or vidya
>official diagnosis (if applicable)
Severe depression and anxiety
>thoughts of an hero? Yes or no
Nah
>are you doing anything about the situation
Tried to take meds, but they made me really sick. Parents still want me to take them, but I don't like them
>>25118565
Shit anon, that sucks. What do you mean by dissociation from browsing? I think I may have that. I tend to just mindless consume media as a distraction or escape if you will.
Am I the only one who finds him funny? Love his videos, better than constant "let's play" and "its a prank bro" faggots.
ey b0ss
Love him, hate his cancer fans who do the ayy gime da pussi b0ss meme. Even Papa himself said he hates the cancer memes
>>25118347
>>25118319
are you retarded?
he's lame and his "lolsonransom" hunor actually panders to normies.
have you fucking seen the comment section in his videos?
literal 16 years old humor.
>>25118347
If he hates it then why the fuck does he still do it, instead of just burying it.
