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Post your interests, If another anon has a better interest picture then use that infographic
Text required lads haha
I never have favorites of anything. I just listen to the radio, watch whatever's on, get my news from 4chan, and eat whatever my mommy leaves in the refrigerator.
text ye
How do normal people act?
I want to become a normie, but I don't even know how to start.
Just do what everyone else around you is doing
Don't do anything autistic
Not that hard
You will learn best through observation.
Just dont be a retard
Why don't you just get a Korean pop star gf?
>she's famous
>she can dance
>she's pretty
>>25116732
fine you've convinced me and i will date Korean pop star gf.
>>25116758
You idiots have been wasting your time on Stacy when you could have been dating a Korean pop star this whole time
>>25116796
Who is Stacy? Yes i must date Korean pop star gf.
who here /drugs/?
this is a thread for non drugs fags wanting to learn to ask stupid questions to our xp /drugs/ bros
i'll start: i got a good dealer for but he can't get acid. How do i find an acid dealer?.
>>25116695
I used to be a binge drinking alcoholic.
I got my medical card now though so now I just smoke and im high 24/7.
I play video games and google pays for my games and my weed.
Its great. I was able to get rid of all my bad addictions with it.
It helps my muscles and calms my stomach down.
I used to pop antacids nonstop and I completely got rid of them.
Keeps my depression in check.
currently smoking northern lights.
20/10 would recommend.
>>25116895
>all my bad addictions
>all
I have some news for you.
You're very unlikely to find a dealer with acid. If he says he has acid, it's probably not real acid (lsd-25), but LSA, a research chemical like 25i, or something else.
Your most reliable source for real acid is the darknet.
Mushrooms are easy as fuck to grow yourself though.
what is it like to be the ugly sister?
laina and her sister
I honestly don't know who of the two would be the ugly sister
I mean the left one is doing a silly face so I guess it's her?
>>25116675
Yea I don't think they are that far off whether you think they are ugly or not.
Sometimes I get the urge to drop all my responsibilities and go on a long hike to somewhere far away.
Once I was walking around the neighborhood at 5AM. The sun had just come out and I got this really quiet and relaxing feel. But on the other hand I hate going out if I have to be around other people, it makes me feel pretty uncomfortable.
I wish I had all the time in the world to walk every road, hike every trail, and see every square inch of earth. Anyone here relate?
I think about it every day, OP
>>25116556
I wish I could just walk and ponder forever
Go for it, do you want to die a wageslave OP?
Would you settle for this single mother in regards that you will get a steady flow of sex?
>settle for a mud-shark
lmao no
Hell no.
She already fucked up twice by looking at the kids, why do i want to clean up?
>>25116465
>the younger child isn't black
Well, at least she learned her lesson.
You wake up from a coma and you see your nurse. What do you do?
>>25116321
I go back to sleep.
>>25116321
ask her to help me fap
Nurse I don't think my penis has woken up yet can you rub some life into it?
HELP ME FAMILIA?!?!
ask her to sit on your face
>>25116238
just tell her something boring, then she will lose interest and stop talking to you, that's how i get rid of people who try to conversate with me.
Tell her you want to eat her booty like you're trying to get the last remains out of a really long yogurt cup
This twink makes 300,000 a year as a male prostitute. Even sissy traps get more attention than regular guys.
>>25116153
wtf he's ugly
how do I into male prostitute,if he looks like shit and gets that much surely I can go places with my level of degeneracy
>>25116172
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/an-interview-with-britains-most-expensive-male-escort-873
Greetings fembots. I have a few pressing questions the robot community would be quite interested to learn
>Have you ever had sex with a black man? Did you cum a lot
>how many people have you had sex with ever?
>do you like black men more than white men? (Just admit it they're sexier)
>
Never had sex with a black guy
Only had sex with one person
No racial preference
>>25116140
Also
>have you ever cheated on your boyfriend husband, and elaborate
>>25116173
Never ever. The idea is repulsive.
I'm >>25116163
Why should you be allowed to reproduce?
because i'm a good personI couldn't write that without laughing
I shouldn't be allowed. I'm a genetic dead end. I'm ugly, mentally ill and have been physically sick almost my entire life. I'd make a terrible parent. I would just scar my child and make their life difficult.
>>25116110
I'm white and I have blue eyes.
>"I-is it in yet annon?"
I have an incredibly average cock and no girl has ever said this to me
>>25116145
because you are a virgin
No girl has had a chance to yet
Im 5 inches and every girl ive gotten in bed has walked out of the room laughing or gotten angry
>>25116329
>Im 5 inches and every girl ive gotten in bed has walked out of the room laughing or gotten angry
that's because you are sperggot.
A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss.
>>25115939
So this is what my middle school teacher meant when he said geometry would be an important skill to have later in life.
>>25115939
>The United States needs some theology and geometry
>geometry
sounds like we need to bring back beating autistic children when they act out..
YES
GEOMETRY
THE SACRED SHAPES
What is the point of life?
No really. Try and come up with one.
to stay alive and pass on your genes before you physically cannot live anymore ensuring the growth of your species' population
satisfied?
all memes aside, i actually thought about this and there really is none. like no matter what we do we just die, it never matter in the end. there is literally NO point. now i'm depressed.
>>25115890
never matters* fuck my life
