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>using omegle with random strangers
>girl actually grimaces when I show up
Do they know what they are doing when they do that
Are they doing it to make me feel bad or do they really think I'm that ugly.
They are women, you think they have any empathy at all?
Grow the fuck up, this is reality not an anime, movie, comic or book.
Women are vile I am sorry.
Yeah I tried Omegle once and that is EXACTLY what happened.
Felt pretty sad afterward.
They consider you sub-human for being so ugly.
>>25119122
I remember the story that goes with that image.
![2ACA5ED900000578-3173137-image-a-11_1437730464619[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4NQvmjp.jpg "2ACA5ED900000578-3173137-image-a-11 1437730464619[1]")
Who's gonna win the election and why is it trump?
Hillary Clinton of course, finally the first female president.
>>25119061
Until she nukes someone because of her menopause.
>>25119061
Pls no
Trumpai will make anime real, America need you Trump.
What do you want from Mrs Claus this year robots
>>25118927
A paper bag
>>25118927
tendies for 366 days (yap it's a leap year)
>>25118927
Cookies and milf
>talk to girl
>ignored at first
>ask question again
>she turns to me
>visibly repulsed and just puts in enough energy to say something that will get me to go away
EVERY TIME. I'M SICK OF IT. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
I was just asking her if she wanted fucking cutlery. All the guys were polite. All the older women were polite. The kids were polite... but girls around my age just can't see me as anything but a freak.
She even said she wasn't eating just so I wouldn't give her cutlery but just after I left she got cutlery from someone else
>>25118907
...are you paid to hand out cutlery or something? Also I've never seen the word "cutlery" written out so many times in a paragraph's worth of words.
>>25118907
going to need context on this cutlery shit
>>25118942
>>25118952
OP probably works as a waiter or in catering or something. He's handing out knives and forks and stuff what with you eat a food.
Would you date a tranny if they were 100% convincing?
You'd still have the knowledge that they were once a dude though.
Not a chance.mentalillnessblox
>>25118737
weve been over this
yes
but a convincing tranny wouldnt date me
>>25118737
Yes, but I'd hold them to any standards I'd hold any cis woman to. It doesn't matter if you have a natural dick or vagina, if you look like a man, I wouldn't date you, if you're cute, then alright.
>tfw no bossy femanon to make you lick her feet
>>25118623
Yes, I know that feel very well. Bossy girls are amazing.
I want a bossy gf so bador just any kind of girlfriend
Cut out the middle man and just lick the floor.
Why cant women stay faithful?
>>25118598
In what world is that image not fake?
>>25118614
>omg my waifu wud never do dat its fake i tellz u
>>25118598
I refuse to accept that this is real. It is just so incredible and unless someone can show proof, I don't believe it.
Which district is the best one?
I only know a spec of District 4
and uh. it's alright, afterall the living space is what you make of it. Environment preference is up to you
District 2 no question.
12 > 11> 1 > 13 >the rest are shit
>tfw he paints your face
with cum
>>25118135
>>25118862
>you draw Pepe on her face
>Chad smashes her box back at his place
HOLY SHIT IS THAT PUPINIA?
How much test is too much?
>>25118059
When her stomach isn't flat
>>25118059
once she gets rolls on her stomach honestly
>>25118059
>>25118079
>>25118088
as long as her shape is still curve in in the middle its all good.
God-tier albums to listen to while on shrooms
>plz no pink floy or tame impala
https://youtu.be/QEQBfJwYlLY
https://youtu.be/wEiRKpflgQA
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL94gOvpr5yt1ub98TNxjXS7j89NlCFgmf
Sit back and enjoy the trip
Kind of blue
Cosmogramma
Court of the crimson King
Sgt peppers lonely hearts club
Honestly it will come down to what you want to listen to, make a play list and don't try to listen to something new you may or may not like
>>25117903
>no tame impala
Was I gay the whole time friends?
I feel my little hope in life disappearing.
>20 years old
>always figured I was straight, not into dating dudes
>my parents joke about gays being weird and they arent bad people to me
>dad is a huge homophobe
>a few days ago
>add boy that I find out is fairly similar to me
>he's really nice to me and says cute things
>wants to show me picture of him in a skirt
>hes insanely cute
>we played video games and talked for like 3 or 4 hours today
>not a dull moment in the conversation
i dont know what to do... i think i might want to be his boyfriend. if i do that I know my family will practically disown me and my dad will hate me.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.13_[2015.12.18_21.25.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KVMn1aN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot 13.13 [2015.12.18 21.25.07]")
>>25117851
You don't have to tell them. We have this saying here "pour vivre heureux, vivons caches".
>>25117909
i guess but it would be hard to hide that forever, what if i seriously end up wanting to move in and be with this boy?
plus id feel kind of bad saying to him "oh yeah my parents dont know im dating you" or something...
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.46_[2015.12.17_20.13.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xMVNtxy.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot 01.46 [2015.12.17 20.13.36]")
>>25117923
>what if i seriously end up wanting to move in and be with this boy?
"hey mom and dad, here's [boy], my flatmate".
> "oh yeah my parents dont know im dating you"
"If I tell my parents I'm dating you they'll kill us both"
Rate these girls in order robots.
here you go
fuck the rob0t
none of them really scream "yes this is my type"
best to worst:
7
11
5 (I am a fan of those eyebrows)
2
9
10
4
6
3
8
1
>>25117831
>>25117826
Funny you both rated the 7th high she is quite big
>10th straight year being a NEET
>hate my fucking life
yeah. neet master race, amirite?
it's so great right...right?
>>25117788
we sure showed those wagekeks....
>>25117717
So, like...what are you doing?
With, like...your life?
I don't understand what's appealing about being a NEET. Why don't you go get a fucking job or something?
I'm almost as ugly as this woman. I went from an okay looking 22 year old to a fucking manly skeleton creep at 24. Butterface mcgee.
; _ ; this isn't who I am inside
so I will save up for facial fillers etc. I will spend hours per week applying natural looking makeup. I will get plastic surgery. and I will still have a shit personality.
>>25117716
That's not a woman, that's a dude.
I never had a pretty girl face. O well.
Dude just be a CD Maria Bamford impersonator, you'll make more money than her.
