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GO ON OMEGLE & CONVERSATE WITH FELLOW /R9K/ USERS
THE TAGS OF WHICH WE CONGREGATE ON ARE AS FOLLOWS: R9K, OMEGLER9K, R9KOMEGLE
tfw no qt
no thank you donatello
>>25117705
>R9K, OMEGLER9K, R9KOMEGLE
Why the redundancy? And if it's not redundant and best robots are on one of the latter, why the former?
Just a reminder. If you wear these, you're sending a signal to the world that you're autistic, and people are laughing at you behind your back
shoes? fuck off
>>25117460
>not being based HFA master race or an aspie
cuck
Help, I want to get boots but I can't differentiate OK ones from autistic ones.
>got out of high school
>don't have a job
>didn't go to college
>play video games and jerk off all day
>mom told me to find a job, told her to fuck off
>felt bad
Now I am watching one punch man
Wow what new and interesting content to /r9k/
>>25117435
>mom told me to find a job, told her to fuck off
That seems unprovoked.
>>25117435
you'll regret it man
when you do try to find a job it will be hell explaining what you've been doing with your time and why you have no experience for your age
I got lucky as fuck when I landed mine.
How are you guys doing out there?
How are you holding up? Keeping it all together?
I guess I'm doing fine. Only two beers left in the house and no weed so I can't really get fucked up like I like to, but my best friend is turning 21 in a few days so we're going to hang out and get really wasted. I'm just afraid that when I turn 21 in a month I'll become an alcoholic.
Yeah, I guess I'm stronger than before. If I had done the same shit I've done lately the year before I'd be depressed and crying, but I'm composed and have a clear view of the course of action I have to take.
It's just hard living thinking that you'll never be happy, but I'm learning to deal with it.
>>25117300
doing fine atm OP, thanks for asking. hitting the hay now, my mayor problems will be still there when i wake up.
>thank god for booze
most of my life no tail
>live in a small town
>everyone in highschool is already hitched up or is dating older dudes
>go to first college, sausage fest tech school
>it was so bad some dude fucked a chick and someone was in line to cuddle with her minutes after
>left after 1.5 years
>go to new school, everyone is strange there
>every girl is either hung up about some dude at home or
wants a fab femmy bishonen even the less desirable ones
> got to 3rd base with one girl, but she was possessive and often told me I was below her
she wanted to keep me around her all the time though
>dropped her and she flunked out shortly after
>tried to go out with several bitches, but it was always something that prevented me from dating them
>one girl was adamant about partner having the same tastes in music
>another only wanted a bishonen
>one wanted someone who lived close to her family home
>another wanted someone who was roughly the same height has her
the list went on
>stopped trying 6 months till graduation and focused on my port
>best in class
>after graduation things seemed more dour
>moved back to my home town and got a good job
>everyone from my graduating class has kids out of wedlock
>no dating prospects
>meet newcomers and people from adjacent towns, they are all drug users and/or alcoholics
>a few years pass
> turn 27
>finally got to where I need to be in life
>move to a new
>dream job
>go to class reunion
>every girl is married or has kids out of wedlock
>they all look the same as they wedhough
>in my current city everyone has kids or in a relationship.
i just can't win.
common dudes, someone else has to have these feels
>>25116985
I can relate... until the 3rd line. Never went to college because I got kicked out of the house.
Its hard to meet new people when you don't have regular access to a shower...
pls what is sauce to OP's pic
secondly,
I'm a virgin because people hate being around me in general. The idea of a person wanting to say hi to me and continually enjoy my company for several days until i lay on top of them is insane for me.
What is the best job for a robot?
I'm tired of being broke.
>Please God don't make this a neet vs wagie thread.
>We're all slaves in this world.
FUCK WAGESLAVES
Military or writing
Just do what makes u happy. Just b urself.
Lets play some CAH /r9k/
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=41
Password: fish
15 player limit
join faggots
lame normie shit
fuck off OP
2 more slots
Angry? Depressed? Why haven't you taken the pink pill yet, /r9k/?
>transitioning once you've already gone through puberty
enjoy your life as a manly he-she loved by nobody
>no more crying
women spend probably around 30% of their lifetime crying
>>25116002
it's fake crying to get what they want
Its not a fucking meme holy shit. They're right, theyre fucking right
>Women ONLY GO FOR CHADS
>mfw my oneitis who Ive been texting for months is in a relationship with a chad.
>Fuck this bitch
>>25115868
Now that you have learned, young robot, ignore women and ascend to wizardhood.
What the fuck is Chad?
>>25115977
More people would be inclined to do this if wizchan wasn't so fucking slow.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
Have you ever used self defense against a woman?
>>25115856
I choked a girl after she cut my face with her nails. I had five cuts that were bleeding pretty bad and I got in trouble because "you shouldn't hit girls".
Yes, but nothing on the level of a fight. Fending off, holding wrists to get her to stop hitting me.
I would only strike a woman if I felt like I was in serious danger, or if someone I loved was in serious danger. That goes for men as well.
there are too many qualifiers in place to be a man, I quit
Why aren't you doing everything in your power to improve yourself?
>>25115723
Tomorrow everything will change. Hopefully. A fresh start.
>>25115743
>Tomorrow everything will change
Thats what they all say
>>25115723
I'm taking it slow and focusing on one thing at a time. Right now it's losing weight, which is going well and I've lost 75 lbs so far.
I feel like once I lose a bit more weight, it will be easier for me to go out and find a job again.
Hopefully my ability to talk to people will improve after that.
>tfw no steam friend to play vidya together
>tfw no weeb friend to watch anime with
>tfw no suicidal friend to talk about death
>tfw sft are nice till the circlejerk shows up
>tfw these threads always fill up with normalfags that have real friends, interests and go outside.
>tfw no sissy white boy friend to play with our boypussies together
>tfw i've seen many of these threads in rapid succession.
who /darkcircles/ here?
I got those too. Mine are hereditary so I can't ever get rid of em
baggy as fugg
>>25114459
here
mine are just about the same as yours
who here /kickedout/
>turned 18
>got a job, got fired, neeted for a few months
>mom threw me out
>dad told me to fuck myself when i asked to stay with him
>homeless and panhandle for food
>spend my savings on cigs
>desperately trying to find a job so i can at least buy a tent or a cheap car that i can leave somewhere and sleep in
>on the bright side, i've made friends and met cool people during my time wandering the city
Where do you usually sleep at night?
Also you on mobile phone too?
>>25114338
Why the fuck do parents throw their kids out when they turn 18? You hear about this all the time.
>>25114422
American tradition. My mom kicked my brother out when he was 16
>Hey anon, why don't you place your iPod on the speaker dock so we can all hear your music taste :)
How fucked are you?
I'd play my mixtape. I made a music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZFOXZ4z2Vw
i literally only have trill wave
normies would like it, even if it has emo lyrics
>tfw Andre Nickatina starts blaring
