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Are these shoes autistic for a college environment?
>>25120431
Autisitic colourway.
>meme green swoosh
Would also look pretty autist if you wore them with shorts, with pants not so bad.
>>25120431
the green stripe wont match with jackshit.
>>25120431
just get an all white non-autism sneaker
Get in here, friends.
>>25120392
Haven't seen this one yet, but it's in my backlog
What are you planning on watching today? I'll probably watch The Falls (1980)
what's happening with /tv/?
>>25120392
Seriously it's fucking ridiculous how Star Wars shit is overruning the board
What's stopping you anon? Literally easy
I'm not 6'4
>>25120372
Even better, you'll see results quicker
>>25120372
So it will be even easier for you.
>built a gaming pc one year ago
>everything went smoothly and is smooth even now
>suddenly started to worry about it failing or breaking, some weeks ago
>worry quickly became anxiety
>listening to every little noise it makes
>too scared to even dust it, worried that I might break something
>even if everything runs fine I can't keep this crippling fear away
this was supposed to be my haven
Buy a console next time, they just work. Console master race, amirite?
It is going to break eventually
Congradulations you have ocd.
>get /fit/ as fuck
>still can't ever take off my shirt because of acne scars
>>25119991
post routine, diet and roids
>>25119991
>down to 180 from 250
>still have gross hangy belly
>feel like i look exactly the same in the mirror
when surgery is the only option it's time to give up and find a hobby
>>25119991
my chad bro takes his shirt off all the time and he is covered in surgical and stretch marks
I can't possibly be the only Horner on 4chan. Any Ethiopians or Somalis here?
>No ajanebis in this thread allowed. Bowlegged Red ears and Bantu Hutus banned
>>25119951
Bumping with bow legged meme
Somali here.
Death to all adoons, brother.
>>25119985
Ayyy. Degme da ka timi?
Hey /r9k/ I just had a mutual break up with my girlfriend and she still wants to be friends... What the fuck?
Also relationship and breakup feels general
>>25119924
>mutual breakup
>having a gf
Normie pls
>>25119947
Haha I am sorry for triggering you my robotic friend
Pls keep talking shit to bump my thread pls
>>25119966
lmao implying I don't sage every normie thread
>Gee anon, why'd you get me a beer THIS BIG?! You think I'm an alcoholic or something? ha ha ha
>>25119856
I didn't choose the size of the mug
Ask the waiter or something, Jesus Stacy. Stop trying to be funny all the time
>>25119856
HOW BIG IS YOUR BEER?
>>25119856
That's a big beer.
my boyfriend of 2 years got killed by a drunk driver three months ago. ever since ive been suicidal, miserable and lonely. I stopped going to work and I haven't spoken with anyone, not even my mom and dad. should I just kill myself?
his sister told me he was going to propose to me on new year's eve at his funeral. i cant live like this, not without him. someone please talk to me
>>25119831
allow yourself to feel sad
thats grief
look up the stages of grief and recognize them as you go through it
surround yourself with people who love and support you
>>25119831
christ that's awful man. I'm sure you'll be able to get back on your feet if you give yourself enough time but damn that sucks.
>>25119846
>>25119854
thanks guys... but I don't even know how to begin picking up the pieces. everything seems so empty. honestly I haven't even showered in two weeks and my room's filling up with takeout boxes. i cant bear to do anything about it, all i can think about is him and how i'll never see him again
How do you scape reallity?
*escapenot original
>>25119797
I'm not really sure how i got to the point, but i have a few shots of bourbon and give these long, rambling speeches to myself.
I just pace in circles in my dad's basement giving these, weird monologues... sometimes for 4-6 hours.
Except for that i'm stuck here in reality.
>>25120054
>sometimes for 4-6 hours.
I find that part hard to believe. really?
>tfw no bf to hold the key for me
>tfw no bf to lock in chastity
D A L L A S
A
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A
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>>25119734
le cuckold cock maymay
>>25121286
I'm not a cuckold I'm just subby...
>tfw no man will lick my asshole and Pussy
Life isn't fair
>>25119648
this made me giggle
>>25119648
i liked a pussy once and it made me gag
i'm still not sure if she saw me gag or not but she hasn't asked me to do it since
>no cute tripfag hating robots will ever gangrape me
just END IT!!
>tfw sister is having a party
>like 30 people are here right now
>i can hear them laughing yelling, playing music, and can hear empty bottles being thrown in the bin
>tfw im so hungry
>i want left over pizza but its all the way in the kitchen where they are
>tfw im scared to get out of my room knowing her normie friends will laugh about me, say i smell, look like a bum, and make fun of my unshaven face and receding hairline.
h-help me
Don't leave your room, don't make a mistake
You don't need the sun, if you smoke a cigarette
There's nothing make sense, when you're out
Especially, the loud voice of love
Just visit the restroom, and be there right back.
Oh, don't leave your room, don't make a mess.
Because space are made out of the pass
And ends with a meter. But if she will come, alive, willing to say a word Just make her go with no undress.
Don't leave your room, just imagine you're ill
There's nothing more interesting, but table and chair
No need to come out - you'll only be hurt
Nobody will make you still.
Don't leave your room, and dance like you're crazy and nobody's watching
There's unfamiliar smell of something bitter & strange in hallway.
You wrote too many letters;
and one of them will be away
Don't leave your room.Oh, just let your room be the only one, who can guess how you look; And if you're thinking - that means you exist
As a heart-shaped substance could notice. Don't leave your room
cause outside it doesn't heat.
Oh, don't be such blunt, be something
like out-of-the-way.
Be timeless.
Don't leave your room - unleash the furniture and merge your face with the walls. Shut yourself down and hide with a cupboard
From chronos
space
eros
race
and the virus.
>>25119618
Sneak to the bathroom.
Quick shower.
Quick Shave.
Dress nice, Lazy nice. Wear beanie cool style.
Go get food, Act fucking casual!
?????
Post results.
>>25119642
Fuck off cunt, before i went for a walk not remembering she was having a party. As soon as i came to the front door i had to climb the fence and knock on my parents window so they can open the garage for me so i could get out the rope and and hook and climb up to my window.
I wish i was lying.
How do you reject someone without coming across as a bitch?
Suck his dick immediately after rejecting him and make sure you swallow all the semen.
>>25119430
Nah. That would just send him mixed signals.
>>25119406
Just give the poor guy a chance, rejection sucks
Can I kind robot explain Absurdism, Hedonism and Nihilism and then explain which one is best?
Thanks in advance.
Go read a book, dumbass.
>>25119435
My attention span not very good.
I read NHK novel and loved it but it still took me very long time to get through it all.
>>25119405
Absurdism is a rejection of nihilism that yet maintains that there is no true meaning. You live your life in a personal rebellion against a fate you know you cannot overcome.
Hedonism is the embrace of pleasure and basic experience.
Nihilism is retarded.
