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Is this how you want to end your life?
The only way to do it senpai
this has been my life for the last 10 years
what makes you think it will change when i'm old?
I've had sex and relationshits and jobs and friends it was all shit anon
a powerful gaymen laptop + internet and food is only way to fly nigger
also he dies
1 (ONE). NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CAAAAAAAAAAAANT TAKE
MUCH
MOOOOOOOOORE (HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO)
I don't think you trust
In
My
Self righteous suicide
I
Cry
When angels deserve to
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Found out the surprise my GF is getting me for Christmas.
>Its a crosley vinyl player.
>Its a shit tier vinyl player that wrecks records.
>I cant accept this
>I probably will never use this to play my records EVER
>bummed out because I got her $300 worth of decent and expensive gifts.
>we saw an advert for it and she said "oh that looks neat" and I kind of nodded to silence my /mu/tant side.
>but now shes going to see mfw I open this shit up on Christmas morning
I don't know what to do lol
>>25122310
>gf
>GF
>GIRLFRIEND
I got my brothers girlfriend this for Christmas (pink though). Idgaf if it ruins records i hate shopping and she straight up just told me to get that for her
>>25122382
She might be a normie cunt but shes still going to notice how fucking dreadful the playback is. Like listening to a 128kbp/s limewire rip on a old Sony Ericsson.
Former wagecuck here. The NEETs really did make a good argument, so I quit last Friday.
Feels good to be a NEET, all this free time is going to be amazing.
Have fun with no money
It's better to be NEET
>tfw I really did just quit my job
Anyone else's first time perfect?
>>25122083
My qt gf at the time and I took each others virginities when we were teens in love
Couldn't get much better desu
>>25122083
Mine was. Cutie from work. We got a hotel together and a bottle of champagne. Spent the entire night fucking.
The last time I went trick or treating I got my first kiss.
S'ok
Introducing: Bizzaro Rodgers.
His thighs make me feel uncomfortable
>>25122021
>her hand on his thigh
>his hand hovering next to shoulder
Fucking beta, you wrap your arm around her back and put your hand on her waist
>no bulge
lol asians
>have a small dick, but think it's probably not that small
>start swimming so I can get into shape
>see 10 years olds naked regularly
>they are hung as fuck
>realize that the average 10 years old flaccid dick is bigger than mine fully hard
>I'm 23
F U C K,
J U S T
E N D
I T
Truuuuu
So very truuuu
>>25121903
how's that even possible
>>25121903
shit sucks man. mine looks small but grows up to 16-17 cm, still feels kinda bad. if anyone ever sees my flaccid sausage that would be embarassing as fuck and it's not like I can tell them "it's not that small wait till i get hard" lmao desu senpaitachi
You're a crusty old man shopping at walmart and this little girl comes up to you thinking your Santa
What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GbRIoAegfU
Remind her that America has a rape culture and tell her about the wage gap.
>>25121807
See this ass? You dont have it. Therefore no one will ever care what you say or do.
/cheers
Awww, that's actually really sweet.
literally r9k: the character
yeah, everyone's laughing at us
>not a neet
>doesn't hate women
>chad
not sure what you mean
We've been over this already.
OF COURSE the villain of an anti-white movie is a disenfranchised white male. This shouldn't be surprising.
Who /edgy/ here?
Everything either pisses me off or makes me cringe.
I don't know how to fix it but I wish I could.
Meh, yeah, I thought it would lessen as I grew up and stopped being a teenager. Instead I just found new ways to be cynical and more things to be angry about. I am starting to realise I can barely laugh anymore, when someone starts playing cringe nigger memes or vines or shit music in front of me, I'll go autisticragemode and idk my blood will boil and I'll have to tune into something else and distract myself when it's over. People call me grumpy, so maybe I'll just not hang around people, fuck em. I don't like people. Also the only people I have to be friends with are bitches or they are fake, I just want someone to hang out and judge stuff with me.
Everyone is like that at age 14 OP. Don't worry.
Lamest kind of edgy
Cool edgy is when you like Black Metal/Doom Metal and dress in leather and say hail satan and stuff and piss off old people
Making america great again?
Is Donald Trump going to make anime real?
>>25121528
Let's call it the United Flyover States of America
>>25121557
East coast is still there
>Star Wars is fucking feminist grrrl power propaganda, wtf I hate this world
>>25121445
>Caring that much about stupid fairy tale.
Who the fuck cares. You all need to grow up a tiny bit. Anime is fucking better than this shit. And i'm not even anime fan.
>>25121499
>Who the fuck cares. You all need to grow up a tiny bit.
the millions of normies who will see it and who will be brainwashed into being even MORE feminist
>>25121445
>completely missing the point that she's the least interesting character in the movie
>refusing to see that she's a mary sue in everyway and therefore far less engaging and relatable than she could be
>giving a fuck at all about this 4/10 marvel copy and paste
what is being the ugly sister like, /r9k/?
>>25121438
?
Both are qt
I usually like the older one, we make fun of the younger ones.
>>25121438
Is this the female equivalent for being the loser brother?
I really want to date and have sex with an autistic girl like Rin Tezuka.
Normal girls are cancer in my opinion so where are all the weird qts with autism hiding?
They're hiding away just like all of us
They're not gonna date you anon
but if you still wanna know where they're at, go harass this chick, she's asking for it
https://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/3xff0l/physically_attractive_and_aspergers/
inb4 leddit
>>25121428
What you want is an eccentric, not an autist.
I pissed in a bottle tonight and not for meme purposes. I've done a lot of things worse than that but I pissed in a bottle tonight.
This is apparently me getting my life back together
post more mara
>>25121385
>I pissed in a bottle
>This is apparently me getting my life back together
Did you piss your pants or the floor before that?
sup r9k,
dubs and I'll clean upjk naw
