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I got hit on for the first time in my life today. I don't know what to do or how to feel. I'm a straight male and was hit on by a dude. I feel bad.
>xmas shopping by myself for fambily
>pulling into parkinglot of strip mall
>guy pulls in behind me
>woman kinda blazes past me, doesn't really faze me at all
>older dude wearing leather and a "Harley Davidson" hat catches up to me
>"Woah! I think she was trying to run you over"
>laugh and say "if she was I hope she'd make it quick" awkwardly
>he just laughs a bit too and asks me what I'm doing here as we both walk across the parking lot
>just shopping, we're going to different stores
>"Nice day out today, isn't it?" he asks me. I agree. Making some small talk. He's a lanky dude in leather. I'm average and boring.
>"Hey have you had lunch yet?"
>Tell him I have.
>We talk a little more and he asks me what store I'm going to, tell him I don't know (I really didn't).
>He gives me a side hug and clasps me on the shoulder and says goodbye as we part ways
Okay was he gay or did he think my joke was serious?
>>25118279
Hmm, this one I'm not sure about. I think some pics are in order before we can give you a definite answer.
>He's a lanky dude in leather
Robot just wants to make friends with another, dumbass. He knows it's you
>>25118448
C'mon mang. This thread should be testament enough to the fact that I'm so anxious I'm unable to believe others would find me attractive. Don't make me do that.
>>25118506
I highly doubt it. he was driving a BMW
ITT we post average guys. No male posters allowed!
Average 5/10 male.
Several beta features 2bh.
I just *love* plain guys, they're super cute
5/10 nerd
kek definitely a virgin
>be 26
>no close friends, only acquaintances because I suck at making friends
>went out alone again to a bar tonight, just drove back home after one beer
>realized I should probably just give up "making the most of my twenties" and embrace an asocial hermit lifestyle indefinitely
I've already reached all the typical normalfag milestones and I'm gainfully employed so why bother?
Any advice for a 20 year old
>no job
>dropped out of college
>no friends
>no gf
Only escapism has been video games but I am growing tired of them
>>25118106
Legit me.
I figured at this point I'll start picking up a few new hobbies and focus on my health by getting back in shape.
>>25118388
Do you live in America or Europe?
>"You should talk more anon, you're so quiet!"
She doesn't look as enthused about that statement as that exclamation point tries to make her seem.
>>25118010
Ok. Can you help me define Power in relation to the State?
Sorry if I've made you uncomfortable. I'll try I guess. What do you want to talk about?
Tell me about her, /r9k/
What's she like?
Why's she so special to you?
Does she know how you feel about her?
>>25117953
There used to be someone. Back when I had hopes and dreams. There hasn't been a "her" for a long time. I've forgotten what that feeling of elation is like. It seems like my capacity to fell that way towards someone is diminishing with each passing year. I wonder now if I ever happen to make myself desirable enough for someone, will I even care enough to reciprocate? Oh well...
Well she know already how I feel and she feels the same.
She is basically like me with more ambition, goals and beauty. She is introverted, young, shy, has eclectic taste, somewhat critical but she is prone to hide her feelings.
Met her a year and a half ago. She moved over a year ago. So it's been some tome since we've seen each other. But I text her almost every day. Hell our conversations don't even end properly one of us falls asleep and pick up where we left off. It's interesting. She's also a smart person I can genuinly talk to her about anything. She knows my feelings for her are strong and frankly I think hers are too even of she tries to hide it. I know she wants me.
The reason I think about her often I don't look t her as an object of pure sexual desire. I genuinly believe she is a caring interesting person who I can trust on bringing me joy or just letting me vent my problems.
On top of all that she is thin has long legs and pretty feet cute face, Beautiful nipples. Her ass is nice but still kind of flat and her breasts are kind of small kind of average. She hasn't sent me a picture of her Pussy yet.
>>25117953
tall, blonde, beautiful, fun, smart
she feels the same way about me but has a bf
the cuck lyfe chose me
Is being a careercuck even worse than being a wagecuck?
If you're in a good field that pays well being a careercuck is the best life. You get the satisfaction of doing something useful with your life while also making money.
how is doing something professional that you actually like a bad thing?
>>25117961
because you're still enslaved to work 40-50 hours a week for most of your life. Many tell me they work even more hours, because they get paid a salary instead of hourly, boss can work them whenever they are needed.
Well /r9k/, tonight begins my journey to unfucking my shit. Before I leave temporarily, I'm going to leave you with a nice song from Judas Priest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rRB5wv2N4Q
>>25117726
What are you going to do buddy?
>>25117742
Unfuck my shit. I've fucked my shit over really badly in the past couple of months. I'm gonna plan everything out and then unfuck it.
>>25117761
Well, can you greentext your story?
>Not FBI
>Everyday at 10pm my neighbors husband leaves to go to work
>like clockwork at 11 another guy shoes up
>hear loud fucking everyday at 12
Tell me again why you want to get married?
record it.
make a little money...
>>25117671
>Not blackmailing the wife
Of cause this doesn't actually happen does it OP?
>>25117671
Why don't you film him leaving, the other guy coming, and put it on a flashdrive that you tape to his windshield?
Other than me
>>25117636
please post I'm lonely
>>25117834
>>25117636
I'm a /saddrunk/ too f@m. What are you sad about? My life is slowly falling apart and I'm trying to fill the eventuating holes with alcohol.
No booze left. It's sad times. Stores can't sell it for 5 more hours.
What's up with my cat? She's not eating right now, can't walk properly, and isn't pooping or peeing. She drank some water but that's about it. Any of you who have experience with pets know what's happening? Please help, I already feel awful enough as is.
She sounds extremely sick, go to the vet immediately.
Shes dying anon.
My old dog was doing the same thing before she eventually died.
She was 15 years old though so it wasnt totally out of nowhere.
Please take her to the vet. :(
How do I stop being so autistic and so asocial? I want a gf already.
I fit the description perfectly: can't communicate, can't express feelings, can't maintain eye contact, don't understand body language and I hate people touching me.
>>25117500
You need to get friends first. Then once you get friends, you can get a GF if you are attractive enough. If you have no friends you cannot really get a GF very easily unless you are 9/10 or just lucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_UJt8pgt0o
Why do you want a gf if not to communicate with her and touch her?
I just want to be wanted, I want to be missed
>>25117410
we can't miss you till you leave.
Maybe i'd want you here if you posted some OC
>>25117429
but if I leave I wont be able to feel missed..
it's all a cry for attention
ITT: lies you tell yourself
I'm not an alcoholic i just really enjoy drinking
I will win the lottery
Some day I'll get a career going
>>25117363
Anon-kun you got this in the bag!!!!
Let's start a country, /r9k/.
Upon this rock we shall grow our church.
>>25117232
RUSH LIBRARY
>>25117232
>Not grorius Jap busido beta uprising
>tfw no affectionate bf
>>25116943
im a chad whos too good for you, but ill pity fuck you if youre not morbidly obese
A pity fuck than I ever got 2bh, I would feel bad about making them feel obligated afterwards so I'm conflicted here
>>25117042
im not going to feel shit. im just going to fuck you and leave
