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Any of you robots had success with quitting drinking?
haha no, its my only escape from this harsh reality
I quit drinking.
The main catalyst was reading the book "The Mood Cure"
There is some bullshit in here, but after reading it I quit drinking and smoking, and started cooking and eating well.
Got a gf within 6 months of going into a self-cleansing monk-mode. I was at home reading instead of out drinking myself to death
I'm 50% normie by birth though so ymmv
You have to address the reason that you're drinking or you're never going to be able to quit long-term. If you're drinking because you're depressed, get on depression meds. If you're drinking because you're stressed, get out of the stressful situation or find a way of coping without drinking.
The physical dependency is a bitch, but the mental aspect of alcoholism is where the addiction really is.
what is the most humiliating possible way to die?
for example, getting a brain haemorrhage from trying to force out a turd.
choking on a hot dog
auto erotic asphyxiation
>>25113237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Drinking thread. Whats in the glass?
cheap pilsner brethren
listening to techno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cguAMLEJIQE
>>25113222
water. trying to stay up until the next night since i got drunk this evening and i have got nothing better to do.
Just finished off my Yamazaki, now on Glenfiddich.
How is it possible to love your girlfriend if you know that she lost her virginity to someone else?
Don't you realize that she will always fondly remember her first no matter how long she is with you?
People always get nostalgic about the "good old days." Even if her virginity loss was awkward or bad, she'll remember it nostalgically.
The memory of the first cock that tainted her will be preserved in a special place in her heart forever - a place that you will never be able to touch.
No matter how much she says she loves you now, she will NEVER erase that memory. And you will always live in the shadows of the man who left his mark on her before you.
>>25113191
It really depends on who fucked her, and what the relationship was like.
If you are better in bed than him, right away it is hard for her to think back fondly.
If you are more dominant, like he wouldn't cum on her face or do anal and you are doing both, again, how are you jealous?
Less appealing but still better: If she was only in long term relationships, and never had casual sex with a guy who had a huge dick
All are better than being the guy who is not as good, not as hot, not as dominant.
>>25113191
all my ex-gfs were virgins, thats actually one of the non negociable condition for a LTR
It's not the sex part that turns me off when I hear the woman isn't a virgin. It's the constant drama and comparisons women always talk about when mentioning their exes. Even if you are complimenting a man comparing them to an ex, it always makes them feel uncomfortable. Just stop. A girlfriend that constantly brings up past relationships is a big deal breaker for me.
Was Korea always so close to Japan?No, it wasn't.
Close how? They're physically close.
But, they are not "close" since they fukkin hate each other.
>>25113176
AT LAST I TRULY SEEDOKDO IS SERBIA
>>25113176
South America is no longer north of North America.
>tfw no High School smoking gf
I was attracted to the smoker girls in my school mainly because they really had outgoing personalities.
Plus they were more likely to flirt with me.
I don't think they really liked me, they just liked making me awkward and sperg out so they could laugh at me later.
>>25113673
They just bullied me in the early years. Consider yourself lucky.
>>25113736
I'm sure they were doing it to bully me. I thought of it as flirting because I'm a sperg.
They most likely were bullying me too Anon. So you aren't alone.
Is there a polite way to ask a female friend if she will sit on my face?
It doesn't have to be romantic or anything, she doesn't need to jerk me off; I just really need the feeling of girlbutt on my face.
>>25113064
She almost certainly would say no, girls just don't understand how you feel
>>25113097
They would only do that for Chad or if you first offer a large amount of money. Any woman will do things for the right price.
>>25113064
>female friend
Unless she's a friend with benefits or your current girlfriend, there is no way you could successfully ask her unless you're 10/10
What does girl butt taste like?
I've heard it's sweet like candy.
>>25112888
idk man but mine smells like a vagina sometimes
It's pretty salty.
Sweat, skin, vag goo and shit.
So my retarded, autistic (literally) friend got a girlfriend before me. He doesn't even bathe.
Should I kill myself? I'm considering just drinking the rest of my life away.
>>25112824
you mean you don't already drink your life away? geepers buddy how long have you been a robot?
>>25112871
I did until I decided to improve my life, now I'm thinking sobriety was a terrible, terrible mistake. It hasn't improved shit.
>>25112824
Not sure what ur problem is, but that spaghetti look damn good
Are beta males born or made?
How can we change this?
>beta
>picture describes an omega
Beta males are basically suburban dad types. Married, employed, house, kids - just a completely normal "successful" person with nothing exceptional about him.
But to answer your question, being an omega is equal parts genetic, luck, and poor choices
>>25112814
beta is average, the top of the bell curve, "where everyone is above average!" is normie memue
Both.
Due to the halo effect, genetic qualities at birth largely dictate which side of the spectrum a person is on.
After that, social conditioning takes over. It's why you see the occasional Chad-looking rejects and unattractive Chads.
After 16-18, your role is pretty much concrete though.
>omg! there he is now!
>hey, needle dick!
*unholsters pistol*
*smiles devilishly*
"Hope you brought sun cream, because your going to HELL!!!!"
its genetic, im asian.
>>25112097
Why would you need sun cream in hell?
>>25112141
GENETICALLY
Do you feel smarter than other people? Do you think you are intellectually superior?
Just asking.
>>25111934
it's not like i feel that way, from my perspective it is that way, and as many chanses i can give many other people, i'm always let down by the results.
I am inferior in every possible way.
Whether I can or cannot improve is not important, because the competition is rough, the goal is inexistant and not worth it even if it did exist.
I just 'exist'
>>25111983
it's easy recognizing those smarter than you though
It was supposed to be a joke
Nigga wtf how autistic are you????
SHE'S LITERALLY GIVING YOU THE GREENLIGHT TO GET HEAD
Say "me too"
>>25111907
she looks pretty ugo from that pic
I closed my eyes.
Only for a second, but now the moments gone.
I feel like I've missed a train in the station of my life.
I've never felt like this before /r9k/.
Losing her feels significant, as if I've chosen the wrong path and the entire shape of my life has crumbled to the ground.
Hold me.
its ok anon.
we all get lost sometimes.
just remember not to make this mistake again.
you only get so many chances at getting your shit together.
before you end up broken.
we can just chill for a while though.
Star Wars 7 was fucking hilarious
It was a good movie but every time that beta faggot Kylo Ren came onscreen I was dying. What a little bitch
Overall>>>>the prequels aka lets normalfag star wars as much as possible and not have any unique ideas at all
7/10
>>25111350
I actually liked Kylo.
>obviously not completely evil
>punches his own wound to harness the pain and convert it into dark side power
>kills his own father, reluctantly
>is genuinely intimidating
How is that not cool?
>>25111350
You'd think there be a decent stolen quality rip easily accessible on the internet by now.
Fucking dinosaurs nowadays in the industry have no clue how content gets around outside a marketing viewpoint.
>>25111480
>>is genuinely intimidating
only part I disagree with, really
He was intimidating at first but with all those hissy fits and the fact that he almost got killed by a girl who has barely touched a saber in her life... yeah
