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Adults are gross.
If you're over 30, get off the internet and go back to your newspapers and crossword puzzles
>>25104995
Nigger, there are people in their sixties posting here.
>children that think they aren't the cancer ruining /r9k/, 4chan, and the internet in general
>>25105016
yea, 40 is the average age here, in honesty. Most of us are actually just pretending to be young and NEET. It's like reliving our early days.
Is anybody else here tired of all the average 5 inch dicks whining about being small? I would kill for an average cock like that.
I've only gotten close to a girl once, and couldn't get it hard at all because I was so nervous. Only made it worse because my dick is also a grower, so I was <2inches flaccid. Everybody says size doesn't matter but it's hard to believe that with a dick like this I can really please a woman. Girth is also only 4", I think I got fucked here.
That's what mine looks flaccid.
>>25104977
dude youre a chubster, you probably have an inch under that fat. bone press you idiot
size does matter unless the girl is in love with you
not love, in love huge difference
Hi. This is your new friend, protagonist of an awesome story.
Dubs decide:
>his name
>his age
>where he lives
Story will continue accordingly.
>>25104935
>>his name
Jamal
>>his age
42
>>where he lives
Originally in Syria but fled to a rich European country to rape white women.
>>25105144
ho ho holy shit
>>25105144
So this is Jamal. He's Syrian but there is a war in his country so he traveled to Italy to get shelter. Reception is not very warm.
Dubs decide what Jamas do for better integrate with the locals.
how do fat ppl get fat tho? i never have ben fat but i eat a whole lotta junk food and i do not leave my room or my bed tbqhwufam and i just rlly dont get it
>>25104932
Same senpai, I don't think I could get fat even if I tried. I guess fatties just don't have any self control whatsoever. Alls you gotta do to not be fat is only eat two meals a day instead of three.
alcohol contributed to it a lot for me
>>25104932
Bad parenting mostly.
I was taught terrible eating habits from such a young age that I was obese at 10 and probably earlier than that.
Also, some people eat way too many bready or sweet things, which are very calorie dense and gulp down sugary drinks like they're nothing.
>year
>major(s) and minor(s)
>career path
>funny story from your uni
Sophomore
Stats and English double major
Either be a wagec.uck with the Stats degree or pursue a PhD in English and become an Eng prof. Unsure if the college bubble will burst soon so I dunno.
Some guy in an Intro to English class said women were more emotional and less rational than men. The women promptly proved how rational they were by calling him a sexist for the rest of the class.
>We don't do that shit here. I'm in my third year out of four whatever the fuck that translates into
>Zoology
>Wagecuck job in national research branch that hires people straight out of the course
>Roastie on the first day of lectures fell down the entire flight of stairs, smacking her head on each level, broke her nose.
go for stats, not english. You'll be sorry otherwise.
College is specifically for wagecucks with no ambition. I mean, really think about what you're majoring in and if this is really what you see yourself doing until your student debt is paid off. I just dropped out. Now I'm trying to git gud at drawing.
(1/10)
Anyway, here's a feel.
>Be me a couple years ago, sophomore in hs
>we have a tornado drill, so we have to get out of class and lean up with our heads against the wall in a curled up position with hands over our head
>a girl I dont know ends up next to me
>9/10, with black rectangular Ray-Ban glasses and bangs, says her name is Gabi
>we talk for a bit, eventually tornado drill ends
>the next day, I see her in the hall, she waves and comes over
>shit continues for a month
>eventually we gradually stop talking
>i really fucking liked her
>i wish i would have made a move
I learned my lesson here. Make a move while she is interested. At the time I thought we had moved on. So senior year comes, I get my first car (2007 Accord). That comes into play later. I decided to take AP U.S. History as a senior, most people do it as a junior, but I decided to take AP Psychology as a junior instead, for it was an easier class and I would rather have a better grade as a junior so I would have to worry about history for only the first semester as a senior, because I would already have gotten into college at the time the second semester of senior year kicks in, and I would do better that way. So it was basically me and a ton of juniors.
>the second day of class, I am walking to class and on the way, this 6.5/10 called Annalise introduces herself to me, we click instantly.
>we talk for a bit
>eventually one day at lunch, me and my bros decide to go to this off campus park to longboard
>come down hill, Annalise is there with a couple of her friends in the back of her friend's 5 speed Honda Fit.
>Starts rambling excitedly about how her friend is not good at driving stick and always jerks the car a little bit
(2/10)
>I start telling her that her friend should learn to heel-toe and double clutch (I am a major automotive enthusiast and fucking love cars)
>she laughs and doesn't know what that means
>i laugh
>she asks me if i have any weed
>i pull out some seaweed in my bag (i sometimes eat seaweed because mom has hashimoto's thyroiditis, a condition which requires a lot of iodine, and seaweed has a ton of iodine)
>she laughs
>i notice her ass and she has pretty nice tits too, lots of cleavage showing
>i start to like her a bit
>fast forward to history class, its the last class of the day
>i bring out my seaweed
>whole class is cracking up
>i give her some seaweed
>i also give other classmates seaweed
>we look at each other and laugh
>after class we walk back together
>shit continues for a few weeks, i occasionally show up at park for lunch, and we walk back to the bus loop (she doesnt have a car) then i walk to my car once her bus arrives
>one day she mentions that she needs a car
>my car expertise kicks in
>she says she wants a yellow beetle because its "happy looking"
>i warn her because volkswagen reliability is kind of sketchy on some parts of beetle
>i remember the car chart on the front page of /o/
>perfect opportunity to ask for her number so i can send her the pic of the chart (quints gets her number)
>i get her number, send her a pic of the chart
>she texts me back
>we text almost every day
>i preach to her about the glory of Hondas and Miatas
>meanwhile, i am training for a race (i am one of the top trail runners in the state) , and i am driving after school to the course to run it and practice it out
>on the way to the course, i spot a yellow VW Beetle
>take a pic and send it to her
>"want me to steal it for you" i joked
>she really likes it
>i also begin to send her videos of me playing guitar
>she says i'm a really good guitar player
>i begin to like her even more
>fast forward to race weekend
(3/10)
>i enter race, turns out to be the USATF state trail championships
>i place third overall, people are beginning to know my name and she thinks im talented
>i let her know
>she is so fucking proud of me
>1 week later, early november
>homecoming is coming up, its november 7 i think
>i hear news of a school formal dance called charity ball that is december 12
>during the week of homecoming i invite her out to chick fil a, see if she is interested enough in me so i can follow through with step 2 of my plan,
>she says yes
>we go to chick fil a
>she says she had a really fun time
>perfect, time to execute step 2
>next day i ask her if she wants to hang out after school the day of the homecoming game
>she says yes
>the day after that i go to harris teeter (a grocery store) and order a cookie cake that says "Charity ball?" on it, in her favorite colours (purple and yellow)
>i am going to ask her out to charity ball, (if you didnt already know where things were going)
>homecoming day comes
>after history class, we walk and go out to the mandatory pep rally my school puts on
>she wanted to go, i didnt, i gave in, didnt want to piss her off before i asked her
>pep rally ends
>we meet at my car
>we talk, apparently both of our dads do the exact same thing for a job (telecom executives)
>i take her to this major state park
>we go in and are about to go hiking
>its raining a little bit
>im a little nervous, not sure if she is going to like this
>she says its fine
>rain slows down, thank god
>we start walking on this trail, and i tell her this is where i trained for my races
>she thinks it is cool
>towards the end of the trail, we come up to this giant oak tree growing out of a series of rocks that have been upturned on a 90 degree angle by geological processes to be vertical (think garden of the gods in colorado, except with smaller rocks that are gray and closer together
>"this is what i have been waiting to show you"
>"this is amazing, anon"
>pic related, it is us under the tree
>we walk back, eventually we reach the trunk of my car
>"before we leave, i want to ask you something"
>i pop the trunk and i take out the cookie cake from the cooler bag i have it in
Post your fart fetish stories and pictures!
Not a fetishist but my sister farts in my face everytime I'm around her
>>25104645
Fucking disgusting meme fetish, degenerate trash
>>25104645
OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxauGR0qPC8
Well /r9k/ you've heard the old saying, you only fail when you give up.
Now I dont exactly agree with that.
But....I figure what do I have to lose? I'm thinking of going out to a restaurant/pub to try and meet someone tonight.
Specifically I'm going to whats known as a "cougars den".
Anyone been before?
Any tips?
Am I wasting my time?
pic sorta related - what i hope to find
Just don't drink too much and make a fool of yourself.
Even better, drink before going and slowly sip on one or two drinks.
>>25104638
It won't even be funny. Wear a condom, every one of those milfs was blacked.
rawr
don't get bitten
Hello robots. I have abilities beyond those of mortal men. Let's play. Ask me anything. I'll fulfill almostany requests. Of course depending on the question and task, I'll take more or less time.
how do quantum mechanics actually work?
Will I ever get my crush to like me? Bonus points if you guess her name correctly.
>>25104568
Requesting that you summarize your abilities both succinctly and in detail.
Why is life so cruel
>about 8 months ago decide to change my life
>eat only whole foods, workout
>loose all my weight, no longer a fat fuck
>start working out 5 days a week
>making gains, decently muscular
>work on my attitude so I'm likable by people
>start feeling good about myself
>get a job
>get along with all my co-workers
>start hanging out with Chad's at univeristy
>Go to night clubs, bars, play sports, go to the gym and shit
>Match with an easy 8 on tinder
>Go on like 5 dates
>handle it really well, I didn't act like a douche but I wasn't a human welcome mat
>Shag her a few times
>all of a sudden try to arrange another date
>no response
>try again a week later
>still to response
>fuck it, try to match with other harlots in tinder
>no matches, and none of my other matches wanna meet up
>try to talk to Chad's during Christmas break, and arrange something, no response
>Chad's stop talking to me, no gf, atleast I aced my exams
I'm convinced to matter how hard I try being a robot is an inescapable curse, somehow my autism shined through my forced chad-esque persona. I did everything right though, why am I still alone. Atleast I got to experience what it was like to be normal, but now I don't wanna go back to being a robot, but I'm so tired of trying to be somebody im not, I'm tired of feeling sore from working out. I wanna go back to the way things were before, but I don't. I wish I could just drop dead.
>>25104530
So you
>decided to change your life
>actually did it (!!)
>got fit
>started hanging with successful people, playing sports, going out, in other words, LIVING LIFE
>went on dates and had sex
You're not a fucking robot you mong. If lifting and talking to people was all it took to turn your life around you were probably fat and tall, which means being a reject was always your fault
>>25104530
Just b urself haha :^]
>>25104606
I'm only 5'11"
I've just never been able to talk to people without spaghetting out, which lead to people shitting all over me, so around grade 9(5-6 years ago) I just stopped talking to people. I have a hard time talking to people/reading facial expressions and body language. It took every fiber of my being to be able to pull this off so far.
Any girls into badboys? Not some poser who smokes cigarettes and has tattoos. I mean real badboys.
Define "bad boy"
>tfw no Jihadi john bf
>>25104570
ISIS soldiers, mercenaries, somalian pirates, etc. Use your head you lazy fag.
What went wrong?I know that these statistics aren't perfectly accurate but they can't be completely wrong either
As a comparison: How it should be
>>25104374
I don't need your kike-indoctrination fuck wad.
A high school degree alone is fine if you have the practical skills to back it up.
>>25104355
>Who is dumb enough to install the Alexa toolbar?
Forced to watch the new Star Wars by friend and all I could think about was how much I hated all the consumerist white people clapping at the dumbest most predictable plot points and booing the trailer for the OJ Simpson crime documentary lmfao. I think this is what enlightenment feels like, I can see people for who they truly are and they're brainless homogenized trash being fed junk and loving it. Fuck I'm glad I woke up to this shit.
Nope these thoughts are 2rad conform or be shamed into submission
nope this invalidates my belief about how deep and graceful I am, it simply won't do
you sound like a high schooler but tttt i feel the same
>>25104210
enlightenment means you have no contempt for them
post what happened in your life to make you so unhappy and bitter
abusive parent, school bully, manipulative female, and plain shitty luck stories welcome and encouraged
people who think bitter and unhappy people need to blame themselves for being that way or fix themselves, please find another thread to post in
I feel awful
thus I act bitter with others
I don't really know why I feel bad though
>>25104190
Having to deal with shitty toxic people all my life did it.
Even my fucking family is like that. They practically look forward to seeing each other fail so their own failures don't seem as bad.
Don't get me started on the faggots I had to go to school with. They were shitty in middle and high school, and the college ones aren't any better. "It will get better in college" is a meme.
>>25104371
>Don't get me started on the faggots I had to go to school with
You don't have to and aren't obligated, but please feel free to get started on the faggots you had to go to school with, this is definitely the thread for doing that
It's not CHEATING, anon, it's called polyamory and it's super progressive. What the hell is wrong with you? It's almost 2016, everyone knows an open relationship is perfectly healthy! Stop trying to keep me in a cage!
Yeah anyway...We're done.
>>25104025
Nobody can forbid women from acting this way and noone can forbid you from walking away from them for acting this way.
In just a few years every white woman will have finally been blacked. If you get into a relationship with a white woman, you need to understand that she will be sucking and fucking Big Black Cocks regularly and you can't do a thing about it.
