Adults are gross.
If you're over 30, get off the internet and go back to your newspapers and crossword puzzles
>>25104995
Nigger, there are people in their sixties posting here.
>children that think they aren't the cancer ruining /r9k/, 4chan, and the internet in general
>>25105016
yea, 40 is the average age here, in honesty. Most of us are actually just pretending to be young and NEET. It's like reliving our early days.
Is anybody else here tired of all the average 5 inch dicks whining about being small? I would kill for an average cock like that.
I've only gotten close to a girl once, and couldn't get it hard at all because I was so nervous. Only made it worse because my dick is also a grower, so I was <2inches flaccid. Everybody says size doesn't matter but it's hard to believe that with a dick like this I can really please a woman. Girth is also only 4", I think I got fucked here.
That's what mine looks flaccid.
>>25104977
dude youre a chubster, you probably have an inch under that fat. bone press you idiot
size does matter unless the girl is in love with you
not love, in love huge difference
Hi. This is your new friend, protagonist of an awesome story.
Dubs decide:
>his name
>his age
>where he lives
Story will continue accordingly.
>>25104935
>>his name
Jamal
>>his age
42
>>where he lives
Originally in Syria but fled to a rich European country to rape white women.
>>25105144
ho ho holy shit
>>25105144
So this is Jamal. He's Syrian but there is a war in his country so he traveled to Italy to get shelter. Reception is not very warm.
Dubs decide what Jamas do for better integrate with the locals.
how do fat ppl get fat tho? i never have ben fat but i eat a whole lotta junk food and i do not leave my room or my bed tbqhwufam and i just rlly dont get it
>>25104932
Same senpai, I don't think I could get fat even if I tried. I guess fatties just don't have any self control whatsoever. Alls you gotta do to not be fat is only eat two meals a day instead of three.
alcohol contributed to it a lot for me
>>25104932
Bad parenting mostly.
I was taught terrible eating habits from such a young age that I was obese at 10 and probably earlier than that.
Also, some people eat way too many bready or sweet things, which are very calorie dense and gulp down sugary drinks like they're nothing.
>year
>major(s) and minor(s)
>career path
>funny story from your uni
Sophomore
Stats and English double major
Either be a wagec.uck with the Stats degree or pursue a PhD in English and become an Eng prof. Unsure if the college bubble will burst soon so I dunno.
Some guy in an Intro to English class said women were more emotional and less rational than men. The women promptly proved how rational they were by calling him a sexist for...
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>We don't do that shit here. I'm in my third year out of four whatever the fuck that translates into
>Zoology
>Wagecuck job in national research branch that hires people straight out of the course
>Roastie on the first day of lectures fell down the entire flight of stairs, smacking her head on each level, broke her nose.
go for stats, not english. You'll be sorry otherwise.
College is specifically for wagecucks with no ambition. I mean, really think about what you're majoring in and if this is really what you see yourself doing until your student debt is paid off. I just dropped out. Now I'm trying to git gud at drawing.
(1/10)
Anyway, here's a feel.
>Be me a couple years ago, sophomore in hs
>we have a tornado drill, so we have to get out of class and lean up with our heads against the wall in a curled up position with hands over our head
>a girl I dont know ends up next to me
>9/10, with black rectangular Ray-Ban glasses and bangs, says her name is Gabi
>we talk for a bit, eventually tornado drill ends
>the...
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>I start telling her that her friend should learn to heel-toe and double clutch (I am a major automotive enthusiast and fucking love cars)
>she laughs and doesn't know what that means
>i laugh
>she asks me if i have any weed
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>i enter race, turns out to be the USATF state trail championships
>i place third overall, people are beginning to know my name and she thinks im talented
>i let her know
>she is so fucking proud of me
>1 week later, early november
>homecoming is coming up, its november 7 i think
>i hear news of a school formal dance called charity ball that is december...
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>the day after that i go to harris teeter (a grocery store) and order a cookie cake that says "Charity ball?" on it, in her favorite colours (purple and yellow)
>i am going to ask her out to charity ball, (if you didnt already know where things were going)
>homecoming day comes
>after history class, we walk and go out to the mandatory pep rally my school puts on
>she wanted to go, i didnt, i gave in, didnt want to...
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Post your fart fetish stories and pictures!
Not a fetishist but my sister farts in my face everytime I'm around her
>>25104645
Fucking disgusting meme fetish, degenerate trash
>>25104645
OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxauGR0qPC8
Well /r9k/ you've heard the old saying, you only fail when you give up.
Now I dont exactly agree with that.
But....I figure what do I have to lose? I'm thinking of going out to a restaurant/pub to try and meet someone tonight.
Specifically I'm going to whats known as a "cougars den".
Anyone been before?
Any tips?
Am I wasting my time?
pic sorta related - what i hope to find
Just don't drink too much and make a fool of yourself.
Even better, drink before going and slowly sip on one or two drinks.
>>25104638
It won't even be funny. Wear a condom, every one of those milfs was blacked.
rawr
don't get bitten
Hello robots. I have abilities beyond those of mortal men. Let's play. Ask me anything. I'll fulfill almostany requests. Of course depending on the question and task, I'll take more or less time.
how do quantum mechanics actually work?
Will I ever get my crush to like me? Bonus points if you guess her name correctly.
>>25104568
Requesting that you summarize your abilities both succinctly and in detail.
Why is life so cruel
>about 8 months ago decide to change my life
>eat only whole foods, workout
>loose all my weight, no longer a fat fuck
>start working out 5 days a week
>making gains, decently muscular
>work on my attitude so I'm likable by people
>start feeling good about myself
>get a job
>get...
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>>25104530
So you
>decided to change your life
>actually did it (!!)
>got fit
>started hanging with successful people, playing sports, going out, in other words, LIVING LIFE
>went on dates and had sex
You're not a fucking robot you mong. If lifting and talking to people was all it took to turn your life around you were probably fat and tall,...
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>>25104530
Just b urself haha :^]
>>25104606
I'm only 5'11"
I've just never been able to talk to people without spaghetting out, which lead to people shitting all over me, so around grade 9(5-6 years ago) I just stopped talking to people. I have a hard time talking to people/reading facial expressions and body language. It took every fiber of my being to be able to pull this off so far.
Any girls into badboys? Not some poser who smokes cigarettes and has tattoos. I mean real badboys.
Define "bad boy"
>tfw no Jihadi john bf
>>25104570
ISIS soldiers, mercenaries, somalian pirates, etc. Use your head you lazy fag.
What went wrong?I know that these statistics aren't perfectly accurate but they can't be completely wrong either
As a comparison: How it should be
>>25104374
I don't need your kike-indoctrination fuck wad.
A high school degree alone is fine if you have the practical skills to back it up.
>>25104355
>Who is dumb enough to install the Alexa toolbar?
Forced to watch the new Star Wars by friend and all I could think about was how much I hated all the consumerist white people clapping at the dumbest most predictable plot points and booing the trailer for the OJ Simpson crime documentary lmfao. I think this is what enlightenment feels like, I can see people for who they truly are and they're brainless homogenized trash being fed junk and loving it. Fuck I'm glad I woke up to this shit.
Nope these thoughts are 2rad conform or be shamed into submission
nope this invalidates my belief about how deep and graceful I am, it simply won't do
you sound like a high schooler but tttt i feel the same
>>25104210
enlightenment means you have no contempt for them
post what happened in your life to make you so unhappy and bitter
abusive parent, school bully, manipulative female, and plain shitty luck stories welcome and encouraged
people who think bitter and unhappy people need to blame themselves for being that way or fix themselves, please find another thread to post in
I feel awful
thus I act bitter with others
I don't really know why I feel bad though
>>25104190
Having to deal with shitty toxic people all my life did it.
Even my fucking family is like that. They practically look forward to seeing each other fail so their own failures don't seem as bad.
Don't get me started on the faggots I had to go to school with. They were shitty in middle and high school, and the college ones aren't any better. "It will get better in college" is a meme.
>>25104371
>Don't get me started on the faggots I had to go to school with
You don't have to and aren't obligated, but please feel free to get started on the faggots you had to go to school with, this is definitely the thread for doing that
It's not CHEATING, anon, it's called polyamory and it's super progressive. What the hell is wrong with you? It's almost 2016, everyone knows an open relationship is perfectly healthy! Stop trying to keep me in a cage!
Yeah anyway...We're done.
>>25104025
Nobody can forbid women from acting this way and noone can forbid you from walking away from them for acting this way.
In just a few years every white woman will have finally been blacked. If you get into a relationship with a white woman, you need to understand that she will be sucking and fucking Big Black Cocks regularly and you can't do a thing about it.