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You will never live in this glorious time. Why even live..
Did the School of Athens have wifi?
>>25098179
No but they had a network of intelligence better than the internet.
>>25098199
>Network of intelligence better than the internet
>None of them understand 6th grade level physics.
Hi /r9k/
/fit/ here. I know many of you are miserable fucks but if you want to change it maybe come over to /fit/ but please read the sticky first.
Its never to late to turn it all around and its been proven that exercise is the number one depression killer.
I mean... I'd rather be depressed here on /r9k/ than gay over on /fit/...
I don't have the willpower to work out. I'd go once or twice and lose all motivation.
Thanks anyway though.
>>25098186
>>25098297
ive been there too .. its not something you can do right away maybe one day when you have a good day you come back and find some motivation
what you can always do however is maybe eat better... even if its just for 1 or 2 days. Step by step.
>tfw you will never have a perfect gf
>>25098121
>so
>much
>makeup
surely you can't really find that attractive?
>>25098135
I'm afraid I do.
>>25098158
>>25098121
6/10.
Not perfect by any means
Was Kylo Ren meant to represent angry nerds that can't get a gf?
God damn he is ugly
what the fuck that guy just looks goofy as shit
>>25098042
This is the guy who kills Han Solo? Maybe I can get a gf after all
I was born in 1997, did anyone else have a...thing for these characters growing up?
>Gwen
Kinda
>Sailor moon girl
No
>That one character from that one show
No
>Girl sonic
No
>puffy ami yumi
No
>Kim Possible
yeah, Bonnie was slightly better though
>Misty
yeah
>Raven
yeah
>That other sailor moon girl
No
>girl knuckles
no
>3 random sluts
no
>Jinx
a little
>Starfire
yeah
>Jennyyes
>Anime girl
no
>Totally spies
Yes to all 3
>that girl from... American dragon?
no
>Dark magician girl
yes
>Frankie Foster
yeah
>Pepper Anne
No
>that one bitch from Hey Arnold
no
>who the heck are these 2?
no
>Terra
WHY DID IT HAVE TO END RIGHT WHEN SHE CAME BACK AND LOST HER MEMORIES
>Digimon girl
no
>Asuka
a shit
>Kagome
no
>Another sailor moon girl
no
>Blackfire
yes
>Marie kanker
yes
>some random girl from totally spies I think?
no
>Samus
no
>Star Wars girl
no
Not really. Raven maybe. And somewhat related, but the Kanker sisters gave me a foot fetish and maybe a bondage fetish too, with that episode where they bound the boys and made everyone tickle each others bare feet.
>>25097995
Man, I'm up at 4 o'clock in the morning with nothing to do. I might as well make one of these.
who /health/ here? Gonna start dumping something I just finished writing up, based on at least a solid year of research and deep thinking.
Your body's feelings are what largely shape your subjective experience of reality. Your diet has a huge long-term impact on your entire body; therefore a good diet will literally positively change your reality for the better.
One thing to understand from health/diet is that your body is designed to repair itself. See: a hammer blow to the thumb - you injure your body and it repairs itself. Yet if you were to hit your thumb every day with a hammer it wouldn't get the chance to repair itself and would eventually end up in a bad, irreparable way. This analogy is what's going on with your body on a larger scale. Keep shovelling shit (bad food) into it and the ablility for it to repair things such as organs and prevent diseases manifesting will be highly reduced. The body systematically prioritises what it should repair first and puts off lower-priority things (non-immediate death-threatening) for when it has the energy for it (from a good diet).
Continue?
Yea, please.
>>25098090
First thing's first: pay a lot of attention to your body at all times when it asks for it. It's been honed over many years of evolution to grab your attention, expect you to listen to it and respond accordingly. Pain is the body's attempt of getting you to listen to it and prevent further damage to it. That's the only purpose of pain and it will never happen at whim in any area of your body. Unfortunately, today's painkiller-culture goes entirely against this, so it will require an initial conscious effort and a change in attitude to your body to restore the relationship between pain and action.
Everyone's body chemistry is different and therefore their bodies react differently to certain foods. I strongly believe stomache aches especially and also other digestion-related pains are a sign that the food (or the food combination) you're feeding your body (even if it's considered healthy) is not what or how your body wants (it). In these situations, either some of the food in your stomach is blocking absorption of certain nutrition from other parts of the food, OR you're giving your body an imbalance of a certain nutrient or whatnot which will imbalance your body's system - both which will lead to systemic issues down the road which you'll really wish you prevented by listening to your body. I believe that just a few weeks or months of ignoring these signs alone will lead to diseases and chronic issues and which will never stop until addressed.
Aside from tastebuds also being one, there is some other mechanism built into your body around your throat area which will cause mild pain in certain situations to let you know you're having too much of something at once which will cause an adverse reaction (e.g. insulin spike). This is likely what the sickly feeling is when you eat a high-sugar food such as chocolate cake.
Continue? Back shortly, will leave thread open
>>25098257
Fuck it, here goes.
The main things to follow:
>advice above
>cut processed foods hugely or entirely out of your diet
>anything natural is good and best for you unless your body reacts badly to it (see advice above)
>proper detoxifying (see 'detox')
Some very healthy stuff to consume on a daily basis (google for doses etc):
>coconut oil (the raw, organic, cold-pressed kind)
>butter (melt it on ALL your veg and meat, fucking delicious too)
>berries (blueberries are best)
>nuts (walnuts are the superfood one, but google "phytic acid" firstly)
>avocados
>all animal fats (whole eggs, bacon/sausage grease, duck fat, chicken skin, etc)
>dairy (cheese, full-fat milk (preferably raw/unpasturised), butter)
>english breakfast (eggs/bacon/sausage) is a good one
>seeds (again careful with the phytic acid)
>dark leafy greens = god-tier
>herbs and spices
>high-cocoa dark chocolate
>1-2+ grams of natural mineral-rich sea-salt (celtic is best and safest out of all I've researched; this alone can have a big positive impact on your health)
>dairy (cream)
>liver (extremely healthy but bad taste; can take dessicated liver supplements instead)
>MSM crystals supplement (sulphur) - essential to good health; soil is largely depleted of sulphur these days
>sweet potatoes
>juicing (see below)
>raw apple cider vinegar
Stuck for ideas? Think natural.
Eating nutritious food as well as good fats means you need to eat less since your body is satiated and fulfilled, so this type of diet isn't necessarily more expensive, plus you likely won't get any diseases in your lifetime if followed consistently.
If you could fuck one celebrity, who would it be /r9k/?
Pic related, She resembles this dyke I know except shes in shape and fit
Yeah, Joe Rogan is pretty fucking hot.
till i`m collaps
>>25097895
OP wants to dfuck Rogan hahahaha
>Saturday night
>11:01PM
>Just got back from a glorious run, hot as fuck in Australia.
>Absolutely drenched in sweat, head to toe.
>Had a smirk the entire way knowing normies will do nothing but destroy their bodies, consume alcohol, be whores, suck random dick.
>Get std's, and regret what they did.
>tfw laughing at everyone driving those petrol guzzling cars being lazy fucks while i'm out there, the only one exercising and keeping my cardiovascular system in pristine shape
Damn, exercising feels so good.
>>25097869
>Australia
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>>25097918
At least i'm a healthy cuck, you fat blob.
>>25097869
I went outside earlier, almost passed out from the heat, came back inside, and sat in front of a fan like the NEET I am. Hate summer.
What are some mature animes for mature people like myself? No cliche dialog, cliche characters and moe shit.
I already watched most animes on this list.
>Mature animes for mature people like myself
Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Kiniro Mosaic, Yuru Yuri, Acchi Kocchi.
bumping for interest
>>25097853
this is a good list, saved
this is a good list except for Psycho pass
That was some shit tier edgy shit
people often say that nerdy girls cheat the most because they lacked the attention for so long that they latch onto anyone that gives them any
can the same be said for guys?
>>25097737
>can the same be said for guys?
no. nerdy guys are often permavirgins while nerdy girls are chads next meal
>>25097737
I'll give my story;
>be reclusive nerd in grade school
>foreveralone, no friends
>spend all my time reading books, manga, watching anime and playing vidya
>get bullied a little bit, but not too bad
>10th grade, meet a nerdy girl who was into anime
>talked about toonami together
>immediately smitten and do everything I can to make her my gf
>finally get together at the beginning of junior year
>halcyondaysofyouth.jpg
>dedicate my life to her
>started dressing better, eating healthier, and working out
>3 blissful years together
>never cheated on her despite getting hit on by one of her friends and other girls who noticed me as I became more /fit/
I'm sure you already see where this is going>breaks up with me in college wanting to explore new horizons(read; new dicks)
>find out she had been cheating on me the entire time with some older guy with a downtown condo
>her sisters knew and had been laughing at me behind my back
JUST
>>25097986
at least you got to fuck her though right?
Who here /unrealisticallypoor/
>parents have 0.00 in their bank account every other week
>house is so cold my toes are numb and winter hasn't even started
>don't have proper flooring have rag carpets that don't cover floor and there's loose nails everywhere ripping the few pairs of socks I have
>have thin as fuck walls can hear people breathing in other stories of the house
>have to wear coats and slippers inside
>have literally 0 food
>were all miserable
>have to use a tablet that's so slow that instagram makes it crash for 30 minutes and its too slow to even type on 4chan
>literally have to blindly type my whole post and then watch the words showing slowly and the typing sounds just run together
>when I was young all my friends told me they woke up too the sound of my parents fighting over bills through the thin walls
>room gets so cold in winter it has an inch of ice every morning on the INSIDE
>none of the windows in my house open and they're 200 year old wooden fixtures
>never been on vacation
>never saw the beach, rode an airplane, or stayed in a hotel
>all my neighbors and shit on welfare have nicer houses
>my parents brag about having nice cars in their teenage years and and riding snowmobiles and doing cocaine because their parents gave them a life
How bad is homelessness? I just want to run to new york and change my name.
>>25097668
>How bad is homelessness? I just want to run to new york and change my name
it's pretty bad but if you're going to do it then go to LA instead of new york
much better place for homeless people
I feel for you anon. I had a really poor upbringing too. Parents were always broke, 2nd hand clothes etc.
Never forgiven them. Try and find some income source before you run away.
>>25097668
damn dude that sounds really shitty im sorry
how old are you?
Girl in room
>>25097606
fuckin' dumb
I really prefer ironic humor to this post ironic s4s shit, it's like traditionalist vs contemporary art. I guess you're just 2deep for me.
I call this one mejoi
How you feel summed up in 1 image.
Trapped and powerless.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
oh lord
I feel lewd.
How do neets even get so fat? I've been unemployed for 5 years and I never leave my house yet somehow I'm not becoming a fucking whale.
Calorie dense foods, no exercise. A block of chocolate doesn't cost much and has like 2/3rds of a days calories
i got pretty chubby from drinking 3+ beers daily, had to work my ass off to burn that fat
>>25097443
>about to open a fourth beer
pls don't tell me i'm gonna get fat again
i've only consumed like 300 calories of actual food today
>Tfw you wanna go watch the new Star Wars movie in the cinema but haven't got any friends to go with.
>Anyone else know this feel?
>Should I do it bros? Should I take the final plunge and go watch a movie alone?
Anyone? Come on guys. Gimme your thoughts on this.
>>25097321
Only normies go to cinemas
you arn't a normie are you?
Kylo kills Han
heh... didn't see that one coming did you?
