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Kylo Ren is Han's son and Darth Vader, the guy who killed Obi-Wan, is his grandfather. Han dies.
xD I spoiled le new epic movie guiz
nice bro!!!
>>25101491
is this movie not a rehash of the previous ones
>>25101512
>being this upset you can't watch your new star wars movie now :(
Someone I knew in high-school just messaged me on facebook effectively telling me they were homeless.
She started the conversation just after 2:30am, and I figured 'oh god she's probably drunk and going to tell me about her undying love for me'.
That being said: I don't want anything from this girl.
I feel bad for her though, I know how much it sucks to see the 'message seen' and not get a response. So I responded, turns out she got addicted to ice and is now $200 shy of having a place to live. I'm not going to give her money, though. I don't nurture dependence, and I don't do favours for people I haven't spoken to in seven years and who I barely even knew in the first place.
I've just gotten over several addictions, none quite as bad as ice, I've tried ice, but it was never something I was stupid enough to make a habit. That being said, I made a habit out of synthetic weed so who am I calling stupid.
I don't know if this girl is exaggerating things, but I offered to catch up. By the sounds of it she's alienated her friends and family with her addiction, and she's finally nine days sober and really trying to stay off for the first time... But that could just be because she's broke.
So I told her I'd be willing to catch up in three days. I don't know why, I feel like I need to, I just feel like I need to believe in something, even if it's myself. I need to believe someone out there would help someone like her, even if it's only me. Finally, I know how fucked she is without a halfway decent social life. Meth withdrawals last a year, I know from similar experiences that the only hope she has is at least one straight friend.
But there's this one thing on my mind, this one question, this massive fear: Am I making a huge mistake?
She's going to try to bang you for money. She isn't staying sober, she just needs more money for ice. Junkies are money black holes, I know this from experience. You are making a mistake, I can tell you that right now OP.
>>25101143
>Am I making a huge mistake?
probably. you're gonna do it anyway
>>25101143
If you have a disposable income, you should fuck her for money.
If not, cut all contact and dont meet up.
It's time for the age old question, robots!
Who loves more/harder, men or women?
which gender is more prone to kill themselves when dumped from a serious long-term relationship?
same answer senpaitachi
>On r9k
>Asking which gender is better at doing something
>>25101161
Seriously. You might as well go to a baseball stadium and ask who the best team is.
>tfw the cops are out to get me because I'm on the verge of discovering the scared truth of the I Ching
They've been passing by like five times an hour now. I shut my blinds but there's still a camera outside. I just rolled this sequence:
>The Superior Person preserves his freedom under oppressive conditions by watching what comes out of his mouth, as well as what goes in.
I keep getting the same sequences, what is going on?
>>25101040
How would the cops know you've been doing this?
>>25101040
Where are you OP? Maybe we could meet up and sort this mess out.
Which site is the best for getting a robot laid?
>>25100938
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
>>25100938
Try Backpage.
Pick up a tumblr slut on Okcupid. Just say you like Neutral Milk Hotel or The Frontbottoms or some shit.
tick tock wagefems, your weekend is pretty much over, time to go clock in and leave the qt introvert nerd boys (all sweaty and hard bodied from their gym visit) to us femNEETs
R9k is so shit
>tfw no wagefem gf
>>25100949
i am surprised the robot did not block this.
Well great.
>Go into work
>No one is talking to me as normal
>They give me weerd looks
>Get called in by boss
>The IT team caught me searching on pol
>they went on the site and found porn and racist stuff
>get fired.
WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHIT
>>25100874
If you browse /pol/ then you deserved it.
>going to pol at work
You deserve it
>>25100874
this is what you get for browsing pol
If we make r9k into a religion we can practice our believes or atleast troll a lot of people/normies. All we need is to create some sort of god figure. Discuss.
>>25100858
I volunteer this man as God of /r9k/
We shall call him "The Grand Trilby Wizard"
I am schizophrenic so I could be like your prophet or something.
That would mean I'd have to kill myself eventually though, or get killed, which I'm okay with doing.
Where would we worship?
What's your first impression of me /r9k/?
hitler would like you
>>25100830
good chance you're gay
probably a good bowler
Femanon here.
Yes, I know what you are thinking right now and I know what you want to write. But hear me out for a second. First, let me say that this is the first post and the last post in which I mention my gender. Ever.
I'm still a newfag I guess, I'm active on r9k for about 2,5 years now. In this time, I learnt to see the good in people. Also in you guys. I think some of you are just big assholes that spout the fotm meme to fit in, but some of you are geniuenly good people. Some of you have really good humor, some of you are creative, some of you are just nice. But when I tried to get closer to some of you (as friends, penpals, sometimes as potential lovers), you ignored me. Because you thought I was a guy.
So basically, I'm starved for attention at this point. This is the most lonely time of my life and it has been this way for years now. I know, I know, girls can't be robots. But would you really question me this way if I was just your normal robot, without a gender attached?
Nobody questioned me when I was just posting as another anon. I really am lonely. I can't sleep most of the time, I feel the guilt everyday. I dissapointed everybody. I hate how I look. I hate my scars, I hate my freckles, I even hate my tits. I hate myself.
So yeah, I'm going for the low hanging fruit now. I'm looking for anybody that want's to talk to me. Don't care about age, gender, job or anything. I know that this is a shit thing to do, but it's partially your guys fault becuase you would ignore me if I posted this without saying that I'm a girl. Maybe you would do the same thing if you had the possibility? Still, I know this is mainly my fault.
Please talk to me. Tellme about you.
[email protected]
>>25100629
Fuck you, you're not alone if you're a woman.
>>25100629
Shut the fuck up roastie whore, and stop posting anime.
>>25100629
you write like a dude.
faggot
The fact that the "alpha/beta" concept even exists, only shows that women can only value social status and nothing else.
And you can't refute me. All women are primitive, unevolved monkeys incapable of love, empathy or rational thinking.
>inb4 le angry virgin
Your ad homimemes won't have any effect on me
>>25100531
The fact that the alpha/beta concept even exists proves that you are le angry virgin
>>25100575
And he's le angry virgin because he has low social status so women won't fuck him.
>>25100531
But I have no status and get women attention.
BTFO
alright, fembots. tell us why you're a robot. were you bullied constantly? no attention?
i am because i'm afraid to leave my house and everyone hates me irl.
>"no attention?"
>makes a thread proving they even get attention here just for being women
lol
>>25100527
since when does online count? i'm talking to the girls that were too socially awkward to ever get asked out and eventually dropped out because they were embarrassed of how pathetic they've become.
Have any femanons been physically bullied? I always though girl bullying was more manipulative and emotional desu
>tfw my iq is 145
>tfw 2 bsc and 2 msc diplomas in physics and software engineering
>28 years old and now officially NEET
>do nothing but shitpost on /r9k/
>also KHV
what went wrong
how did this happen
>>25100448
you fell for the uni meme 4 times ya big doofus
if you're smart but you're an idiot you're only going to be more efficient at being an idiot
>>25100563
so what was I supposed to do
>one chance at life
>not born human
>>25100383
>born human
>realizing you have one chance at life
>believing 'you' is a thing
Don't even realise you're born different until it's too late.
>>25100530
Only attractive people are human, pleb-tier philosopher dicklicker
>"I've got a really weird thing that I do, I just get a sheet of bubble wrap and put it on the floor and jump on it."
>That's how 25-year-old Lisa deals with depression.
>Charities are warning the festive season is one of the hardest times for people with mental health issues.
Holy fucking lol. Attention whoring is like gas coming in to contact with a vacuum. As soon as it gets an opportunity it rushes in and occupies the whole space.
Not that I believe in almost all mental health pseudo science BS btw. Especially not depression.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35103515/jumping-on-bubble-wrap-is-one-way-of-staying-happy-this-christmas
>LOOK AT ME I'M SO QUIRKY
>LOOK AT ME
>LOOK AT ME
>PAY ATTENTION
>>25100396
Nothing else needs to be said really.
>TEE HEE ONE WEIRD TRICK AND MY DEPRESSION IS GONE
>I'M SO SAD DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS :^)
