I did not get her back anons
>Text her saying it was a virus
>she says she is not stupid and now im a racist
>tell her please dont tell
>she allready told her friends
>call her a subhuman chink gook and i never liked her
>she says she is showing this to the dean
Should i post her nudes then kill myself
>>25106793
>Should i post her nudes
yes
> then kill myself
up to you mate
Theres no way this is what that anon did you are a shitposter.but yeah. Post nudes
Use the nudes as leverage. You'll leak them if she reports you to the Dean.
im too much of a pussy to break skin when i cut
any ideas?
>>25106752
just get a sharper knife, I have a dull one which just gives me scratches that bleed a little.
What's the point of cutting yourself? I can't think of anything else other than attention.
>>25106808
to feel something, feel pain, or they might just like harming themselves.
I cut on my inner leg so no one sees it.
Hundreds of millions, if not billions of people around the world would literally commit murder for the chance of becoming an average looking young white male from a middle class+ family. You've won the lottery of life. It's absolutely absurd for ANY OF US to complain.
I used to think I was ugly, short, poor, dumb. I posted on PUAhate and those other loser forums complaining I wasn't a male model. Then I got some perspective. I'm a decent looking, 5'10, blonde, green eyed 20 year old from an upper middle class family. Do you know how many niggers,...
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original gomment to bump
>We were given everything- every opportunity and we squandered it.
I wasn't given anything. Then again, I'm not from a middle class family.
Yeah if you're a white guy and can't get a gf then you totally fucked up, and should commit suicide.
Indians should be the only people bitching.
>He doesn't have blue eyes
Like why even?
black eyes masterrace
>>25106683
Eye color isn't very important, especially in men.
>>25106700
I concur. My pupils are indistinguishable from my irises, especially in the winter months.
This girl says she's a fembot and is browsing this board right now. How does it make you feel?
definitely not a stacy singh
Makes me rage inside to be perfectly honest.
Fuck roasties.
I'd befriend her ASAP not many fems are cool with this stuff. She's a rare one.
If you don't pop a boner to this picture, you are gay.
>>25106536
Shut the fuck up, anon, you fucking faggot.
>>25106536
Her face looks very weird.
you can tell she dyed her hair blond
Is there literally any way to go to a bar alone on a Saturday night without looking like a beta loser tool?
Pretend you're from out of town and you're here on business
>>25106537
This. Do a roleplay, whos gonna call you out on it?
You can be whoever you want to be.
>>25106520
Sure. Dress well and confidently mingle with other people, don't just sit quietly at the bar.
>she calls herself introvert/shy/socially anxious
>her profile is full of partying pictures
>she has hundreds of friends on her friendlist
>she has a bf
>her recent comments are about partying
>wahhh only I can be sad
>>25106524
hi roastie, you seem to have misclicked
>>>/cgl/
I dont even care anymore
>Original comment
A bearded wizard allows you to go back in time to your 11th Birthday. You can bring 5 piece of paper, each containing one advice to your younger self. Once in the past, you'll lose all of your "future" memories and skills, except for those 5 pieces of paper, that you'll know be from your future self. What do you write?
I'll start:
>kiss her when you have the chance
>kiss her when you have the chance
>kiss her when you have the chance
>kiss...
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>BUY APPLE STOCKS
>BUY GOOGLE STOCKS
>BUY YAHOO STOCKS
>BUY FACEBOOK STOCKS
>KISS SABRINA, SHE LOVES YOU
>>25106450
This, if you're not using the information from the future to make huge profits you're a complete fucking moron and don't deserve to go back in time
>LOL FUCK YOU FAG
Mmm.....
Oh, hey there, wagie. Didn't see ya there.
I was too invested in this delicious Christmas lefse; I made enough for the entire week!
I guess you just didn't have enough free time to do the same, huh?
Well, on the bright side... Another day, another dollar, right?
I'd share some of mine with you, but I don't think Mr. Gutenbullock would want you snacking on office hours.
But hey, at least you still have a total of 18 hours of free time until you have to get back on commute! Think of what you could do with all that time, you could...
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hahahaha, i love this guy.
waiter! more red wine please
Every time he says "another day, another dollar" I imagine the whole crowd chanting along.
>>25106397
Here you go, sir.
Boy, what a great show, huh?
Almost Christmas, still no r9k gf
>>25106147
what the fuck is wrong with top-left and top-right faces?
>>25106419
What are you talking about? Top right is a qt
>tfw all the cute girls are sluts
/comfy/ skype thread
everyone get in here who is willing to be 'respectful' in a certain extent, no bully but also no hugbox.
Drop your skypename so the thread stays alive and visible.
Post your Skype first, OP
>>25106159
oh my bad, jikay2k
>>>/soc/
r9k isn't for you to circlejerk with your soc buddies about how much pussy you're getting
Fembots and robots alike, would you date someone mentally ill?
>>25106079
If she's at least 8/10
And I mean a real 8/10, not some kind of asian/anime/twitch landwhale/skeleten that people on this site like
I'm dating a girl who's bipolar. It hasn't been easy.
As long as she's not an Anglo
>tfw last talked her 2 weeks ago
>tfw she said she wanted to remain as friends
>tfw drunk right now and about to text her
give me one good reason why I shouldn't text her robots
>OP's pic
>she has the eyes of my crush (oneitis at this point?)
You can think your attraction has long died, but then one bit of resemblance gives your hart a pang.
First tell us what are you ging to say
>>25106109
is she turkic mustard race too?
>>25106128
"hey, how's the job search going?"
Ask an immigrant Robot anything.
You think it's hard being white and ugly, try being hispanic and ugly, people will hate you even more.
You have pretty eyes.Will you be my boyfriend?
>>25106104
I'm too autistic i'll fuck the relationship up like I fucked my life.
>>25106040
Your eyes are nice and hooded. Your eyebrows look nice too. Your cheekbones are g
You probably look fine. Stop worrying