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Honestly, what's wrong with these? They're just sneakers.
>>25102106
are you trying to gather the /fa/scits again?
They're hideous sneakers, that's what's wrong with them.
They're for running, not for everyday use.
We did this a while back, we made a /wagekek/ thread on /biz/
The first dubs or above decide what kind of r9k thread we make and on what board
Link the thread after we have a get
lets do this on /x/
another wagecuck thread on /biz/
>>25102010
Let's ask /his/ what the origin of NEETdom and wagekeking is.
If you post "HESTIA IS BESTIA" in this thread you will get a loving gf in 2016
Harem anime should fuck off and die in a ditch.
I don't really care about getting a gf anymore tbqh.
In fact I don't want one, too much wasted time and money
HESTIA IS BESTIAunique post
>Are you interesting? Physically fit? You look as though you don't lift, do cardio, or watch your macros.
To the person who inquired last night, yes, I am physically fit, and yes, I count my macros.
Pic is me famo.
6' 174lbs
Now please, tell me how to get an r9k qt (not a fat girl).
>actually counting macros
look at this homo
as long as you eat reasonably and make sure to get enough protein everything else falls into place well enough
>>25101939
>tfw can't win with you people
>>25101939
>>25101912
Wuts a macro? Last time I used a macro was in excel.
OP are you a nigger btw? You look a little brown desu, that probably voids your query I'm afraid.
Tiddley ho! wagecucks
Hope you're enjoying this find Saturday
Just a friendly reminder that the weekend is now half over and you will be returning to your regularly scheduled slaving shortly
These thread are SO retarded god just stop already eugh.
>>25103125
We have a live one folks.
>>25103125
wage in a cage rage
its chad bingo time, lets see how many chads on r9k
>Had >10 girls crush on me
Dont know if they had a crush but i had sex with 15
>Girls come up to talk to me
>Played a group sport in HS
>Not a virgin
>Travel around the world
Dont know what regularly means but ive seen the 5 relevant continents
>Squat 2x bodyweight
>Extremely good at public speaking
Dont know about extreme but when there's a group presentation people want me to present
>Have at least 5 drinking buddies
>Had a threesome
What do i win
>>25101817
well that was quick
Played football in highschool
>Textless post not allowed
all your friends in the 20s who are now married, have kids, a house, cars, will lose everything in their 30s. I will laugh their faces when it happens, normies never learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
death to normies
>>25101594
used to watch these videos while I was in the middle of a mental breakdown, not very fun desu
>>25101536
>uh gotta get home the old ball and chain ya know
lmao dumb normalfags
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN.
Rise&Shine, SalarySlaveCu-ck-holds.
Hope your booze and sleeping pills made it possible for you to sleep after a long day at the office. Now, get some coffee in you so you can wake up. Don't forget your morning smoke!
Only 43 hours until it's back to the grind for Mr. Goldshekelfeinberg. Bye-bye, wagey.
Funny, I'm at work now. I recently got a promotion, and am a probation officer. Last night was my birthday, and my wife and I had drunken, lewd sex in every room in my house (which we both bought and pay for). Tonight aftet work I am having my friends over to plan a new years party, and i suspect they plan on throwing me a surprise party tomorrow.
It feels good working for what is yours, and having others care about you emotionally and physically.
Something you"ll never know.
Enjoy being awake at 2:47 tonight knowing you have been, and will continue doing, since high school
>>25101607
>Funny, I'm at work now.
On a Saturday?
Fucking kekerino
>>25101607
>probation officer
I would honestly rather kill myself. Everyone must hate you.
who /femNEET/ here?
who /gets spoiled by wageguys/ here?
who /rejects neetboys/ here?
any wagieguys wanna be my bf and buy me stuff?
inb4 500 replies fucking roasties
>>25101344
Come up with some OC you dumb fuck
tfw no gf
nobody to buy gifts for, so im just gonna buy some tendies and play vidya.
Have you ever felt that you could fullfill a higher purpose? Have you guys ever wished to team up against the selfdestructive normie society?
Why can't we team up, form a society, community, something that will make our case heard outside a single branch of an imageboard? That fact that we are the victims of hypocrisy and victim blaming makes us see far more clearly the truth about our society and the possible solutions for fixing it?
Individually our asperger , anxiety and/or rage stricken minds are vulnerable, abused and isolated, but imagine if we could work together to summarize , improve upon, share and present our views and our collective case.
We could work far better than any normies who only use low manipulation and animalistic might to achieve their goals, and their constant nature-embeded competition impedes them.
We on the other hand would be mutually supportive and operate under the mantra of making the weak strong, not the strong stronger,like today's social darwinistic society. Nobody should be forced to believe that they deserve to be stepped upon or to kill themselves.
We were not created to live in this world(many people with aspergers can relate, including me) , so why don't create a better one?
We could be the enlightened ones who, if united, would find solutions to normie society's abuses against us, rather than just identifying them as we currently are now.
We truly could have the possibility to guide the world to a better future.
Sincerely, a bulgarian aspergers sufferer who wishes that he isn't constantly surrounded by arrogant chads and oblivious normies(I've never seen a real life robot in my country)
How do meet to talk about ideas???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Ridge
Let's wait for sexbots and artificial wombs. Womyn will lose 99% of their power.
*burp* *fart* Do I even need to say it?
>>25101244
YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN
GOOOOOD MORNING, SalarySlaves. I still haven't gone to bed yet. Such is the life of NEETdom. I woke up at 4pm yesterday and enjoyed my Friday evening, while you stayed at home because you were too tired after work and happy hour to stay out exploring the nightlife.
I'm just gonna stay cozy in bed (I haven't moved in 15 hours). Better get dressed! You have a big day ahead of you visiting the in-laws and doing other wagecuck bullshit, instead of enjoying your Saturday morning and afternoon in your home.
Only 43 hours of free time left, kekies. Then it's back to Mr. GoldShekelsteinweissberger's office. YAAAAAWN *fart*
>>25101244
Excuse me? Yes I think you should say it
>>25101405
holy shit made me kek so hard
>tfw zero appetite without weed
non-addictive my fuckin ass
>>25100985
How is that addictive? You have an a problem that weed is treating. Go see a doctor.
>>25101006
no, before i started smoking weed i had a normal appetite. i smoke daily. now when i dont smoke im just not hungry at all
Have you been taking anything else?
fuck off /int/ edition
1st for maisie and /brit/
Another wasted day off.
>tfw work tomorrow
Should I just go NEET? I fucking hate work.
second for /brit/
Reminder that if you're one of the below:
>rich (middle class or higher)
>have friends
>attractive
>big dick
>fit
>ever had a gf
>had female attracted to you in the past
You are a normalfag and need to leave
>>25100084
>big dick
Nigger please, that don't mean shit if you're not attractive
>>25100084
Everything but the first
fuck off, I'm here to stay
Rich, have a few male friends, ugly, big dick, skinny, never had a gf, dont know if a girl has ever liked me
Imagine how amazing having a sister must be.
I bet none of you anons with sisters have one as beautiful as this girl.
http://xhamster.com/movies/5459340/not_brother_hurry_up_to_cum.html
People have told me my sister is a 9/10. I'd agree that she is attractive.
Too bad she is a narcissistic, manipulative, compulsively lying bitch. Still surprised I don't completely hate women after living with her for so long.
I hate having sisters
Being an uncle is the ultimate cuck
Need to watch kids but get no sex
>>25100028
>ywn gag yourself with your qt big sister's dirty panties and socks
