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If you would pick right over left you're obviously a low test fuckboi faggot
Does this video get interesting or what?
Do those two fuck? Fat lesbian on skinny lesbian sex is fucking hot as fuck
>>25107748
>fucking a literal pile of blubber
some chub is fine but that's just plain gross
If you don't have a gf, money and a good life, why won't you join the army?
>>25107721
I don't think they would take me. I have 2 psychward visits a semi history of mental illness and a dui, plus I'm 24
I've tried, I would need several waivers, so it's damn near impossible
>>25107721
Too old. They don't want me.
Would you fuck an Asian twink?
I'd fuck that one right in the pussy anime style.
>>25107873
What if he screams the whole time?
>>25107583
yes. si. oui. ja. ;____;
if he was as cute as in the pics i'd jump on him asap.
>tfw headphones broke
>can't play vidya or watch anime because normie family will hear
>no more escapism till I buy new ones
>no money, parents won't give me money till Christmas probably
>no more escapism for a week
Fucking hell wtf am I going to do
Read a book, nigger.
Preferably a self-help book.
>>25107580
maybe bitterly post a bunch of TICK TOCK WAGEKUK threads and lie to everyone and yourself about how great it is to be a NEET?
>>25107580
Get a job you lazy faggot
Fembots, why won't you end the misery of your robot counterparts by being their gfs?
>fembots
Memeing hard bruh
>Tfw sexbots will soon replace women
Who here /readyforthefuture/?
>>25107445
I'm a normie, robots aren't my counterparts. And judging by all the shit they talk about women who aren't 10/10 modelesque virgins, I wouldn't even be up to standard anyway.
I like smelly feet and smelly vaginas, what's your unusual fetishes, robots?
Bellies.
My gf lets me kiss and squeeze hers.
Have u even smelled one Idiot?
>>25107484
Yes, and I'm not an idiot.
Sometimes I tell my gf to don't wash them so I can smell and lick, what's the problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM
your thoughts, sunshines?
I'm a total right-winger but this is strawman shit. It isn't remotely like this.
>>25107430
>I'm a total right-winger
>>25107374
>going to the other extreme to prove a point
>Tweeting all the week about how she's a big Star Wars fan
>Gone to watch the new Star Wars dressing as Liea or the fuck her name is
>Now tweeting this
Why?
Normies latch on to trends and pretend to like them to fit in. This is not news.
>>25107362
because star wars has always been normie garbage
>>25107407
Nah, the movies are pretty good desu. Don't let these leeches ruin them for you.
Do men hate fat chicks because they have nothing to offer them as far as resources and sustenance?
Don't men get off on providing for their female and aren't fat females the pinnacle of self reliance, in the wild a woman that fat doesn't need a hunter husband, she can take care of herself.
>>25107292
High test men love curvy women.
Most men who like model-skinny women I've ever met were either overcompensating or low test.
lmao
>>25107292
Don't women hate fat women? Don't women treat fat men beneath humans? Don't at least men show some respect to fat women? Back to tumblr you feminist.
>>25107331
found the healthy 400lb womyn
Give me one reason why you manlets haven't killed yourself yet. Just one reason wil do.
There's lots of television shows I haven't watched yet.
Killing myself over 3 inches seems dumb
because through all the pain there comes moments in life that you are glad you're still alive
>tfw you will never be a beautiful lesbian
>tfw you will never have hot and sweaty lesbian sex
>tfw you will never rub your breasts up against your girlfriend's breasts.
>tfw you will never get to eaten out by a woman
Why live?
>>25107206
Why are women so beautiful and kind and men so shit and ugly?
>>25107206
What is the point in being alive if you are a straight man; it's hell on Earth.
>>25107206
I know that feel OP.
>You will never have a lesbian sleepover with your friends
Who else wants to leave this country and get away from this degenerate culture we live in? Been thinking about Mexico.
Yeah, I was just thinking I wouldn't mind getting my head cut by a gang of spics. When do you want to book the flight?
Have fun getting your head sawed off by a shit monkey.
Seriously, why would you even consider living in Mexico? Mexicans are literal trash.
>>25107183
>>25107211
You're thinking of Northern Mexico, near the border. It's not nearly as violent in the rest of Mexico. Mexican culture is better than the shit we're living in. I'd rather live in a place where the most degenerate thing you could do is be a slut than live in the country where Stefonknee is a person.
*BUUUUURP* Oh hey there, NEETfag, I just finished up a delicious meal at a quality Mexican restauarant. It was a little pricey but when you work for a living you can afford to go out and eat something other than hot pockets :^)
Speaking of which, is that the microwave dinging upstairs? Better get up out of bed and go grab those hot pockets before they get cold, if you can even walk up the stairs out of your parents basement.
I'd love to stay and chat but uh *gets up and stretches* I got things to do while I have the weekend off. Hey, Maybe you can do something with your day since you're sitting on your ass 24/7 as well huh? Peace out.
Where is the Pepe? Wagecucks don't get as mad without seeing NEET Pepe l. Photoshop him with a Taco Bell maybe? Very good authentic Mexican cuisine for us
>>25106906
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
Hey there, I just finished eating your closest friends asshole, smells like fancy mexican doesn t it?
NEETS have all the time in the world to hone their cooking skills and eat the delicious and nutritious food they buy with your tax money
Do you think Kurt had loads of sex? If i recall he mentioned he was a loser throughout his whole life.
>do you think a culture icon had loads of sex?
>>25106969
he was a cultural icon only for like 4 years
>>25106886
>he was a loser throughout his whole life
>made millions of his sold records
>became an hero
more than most of us will archive in our miserable life.
>tfw church got projector to replace hymn sheets
>can no longer look down during hymns
>people can see me not sing
>>25106849
>church
forwhatpvrpose
nice church anon
>christfags
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