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Who /biggest problem/ here?
>19
>Search up a fetish roleplay on Omegle
>Meet this chick into the same shit as me
>She's 16
>Start talking to her
>She starts acting really affectionate toward me
>Eventually talk over skype
>She won't stop ranting on and on about how cute I am
>Connect really well with her, but feel sketchy because of age difference
>She basically falls in love with me in 2 days
>Pretty much considers me her boyfriend
>She says she was raped a few years ago
>Really supportive of her, says she's basically never met anyone like me
>Says "when we meet, you're mine"
>Feel like she's gonna send me nudes soon
>Terrified because she's underage
So... basically, I've got an underaged girl completely in love with me who will probably send me cheese pizza of herself in the next few days and desperately wants to fuck me.
Wat do?
>>25095054
In most US states you can get away with this if you don't go bragging about it to everyone you know. With an age gap that small consent laws ain't a big problem. Just don't keep pictures on your computer.
>>25095054
Why're you shitting up my thread nigga
It's getting cold, isn't it? Are you all warm, bundled up, and powered through misery and hatred?
What do other 25+ robots do? Whether at this hour or any other hour?
Smoke cannabis, go to work and school and work out. Take Adderall, and repeat.
There are multiple time zones all across the world. I don't know which hour it is for you.
It's currently half past 2am where I am. I'm bundled up in my comforter. I really want to drink a beer but I have to stop drinking alcohol because it's giving me bitch tits.
Contemplating buying a Nintendo 3DS.
I'm helping my mother prepare for Christmas. Pretty comfy
> have no money
> no food
> havent eaten for four days
> body at breaking point
> ring family for help
> they tell me they wont help until I apolgise
> apparently I wasnt a good enough son
> wut
> told them to fuck off and hanged up
> realise I'll be dead by next week from hunger
> rip
> remember me r9k pls
Hang in there anon. Starvation isn't the way to go
ffs go to a food bank or steal some shit from walmart
>>25094864
I will send you money if you can prove that you are shit broke.
This was the one girl I've ever met that stabbed into my soul with kindness, she said just the right words that made me question myself existentially, it was all bare and brutal, every little thing about her was like some divine entity sent her down onto the Earth to pierce the darkness in my soul with a tender and sweet yet knowing gaze.
This girl is literally magical, but I'm just too evil for her.
I hope you're talking about the pretty one, but I doubt anybody here could talk to a gril like that unless she's using you as an orbiter.
>>25094711
>art
No thanks.
>>25094711
She's probably just polite and nice.
Men are retarded when they think we like them just because we're being nice, lol.everyone hates me though, nice or not
Is he one of us? Literally anti normie.
>>25094699
His parents didn't understand him.
Yeah, he's pretty ugly too.
>>25094699
No, we didn't kill our fathers named Han Solo
What do
I thought the guy who made the other thread said it was this easy
And here is her bio and profile
>>25094577
Is she 23 or 19?
>>25094571
post nine inch nails lyrics duh
Have you ever been fascinated by someone from here?
>pic related for me
>>25094521
I really need to put a name to this face, a country, voice.
What is she thinking?
I fell in love with this qt nigress that posted a bunch of nudes a couple weeks ago
>>25095246
can you share them?
Should you rape your gf if she beats you at a video game?
>>25094303
Should just rape them anyway.
Women are too inferior to get good at a videogame
You ought to reconsider that haircut before making that decision
Who /hates self/ here?
>tfw narcissistic misanthrope
It sure sucks being better than everybody else
Hi. Cry everyday because I'm such a shit. Write at least 2 pages about how much I hate myself.
iktf
Plus I know drepression usually has ups and downs, but this one down is lasting more than usual. I barely eat or do anything other than being in my bed and post on this shitty board, I used to be able to semi-enjoy music, movies and animu.
>tfw no qt arab boyfriend
Feels bad bruhs
Arabs are just shit tier southern euros
>>25094405
>shit tier southern euros
lol no. both south euros and arabs are amazing though
i see hotter arabs tho tbqh
>mfw the first thing americans think of when someone says arabs is some mountain afghan or a bearded iranian.
also north africans are the best looking arabs imho
>"A-anon Tyrell got angry at me again, c-can I sleep here tonight till he calms down?"
>>25093942
but you are not my r9k waifu
*refuses to open door and stands behind it silently until she leaves*
This will be my interaction with all my neighbors in the future.
is that the girl in that gif who smiles really cute?
What should I do if I win the Powerball jackpot tomorrow? What would you do?
Everything from preparing to claim the ticket to your long term spending and savings plans.
The advertised jackpot is $202 million, but I calculated it to an estimated $76 million if you take the cash value and pay the highest tax rate. If match only the first 5 numbers will still get about $500k after taxes.
I'm going to laugh at you retards who spend the money you barely have on some fruitless fantasy.
buy an island big enough for all the robots on the site to live on
women and normies aren't allowed, only prostitutes.
i'd be the xerxes of autists
>>25093877
I'd buy a house, quit work and focus on studying and getting a gf.
there are people on this board right now who unironically have a job. literally, why?
>>25093813
alpha cat
>>25093813
Someone has to be a wagecuck anon.
Thankfully that someone's not me.
>>25093813
Every king needs his peasants
>tfw cum inside a womans vagina without a condom for the first time ever over 3 yrs ago
>tfw it makes up for everything
>not even that angry or depressed if at all anymore
That's absolutely pathetic that your emotions were completely dictated by your sexual desires. I was depressed before during and after cumming bareback in a girl. It's called actual depression.
I dated a ftm with a pussy and i got to cum inside her for a good 2 months. Haven't had sex before that or since. I was 24 and i'm 25 now. So i've never not experienced sex without cumming inside a warm pussy.
>>25094027
>ftm
>i've never experienced sex without cumming inside a warm pussy
kek
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teen-youtube-star-arrested-sexually-exploiting-girl-12-article-1.2469158
>a 15 yearold "instagram/youtube star" has at more contact with women than you and you are 27
JUST
dat nigga looks 10
THE SEX POLICE IS HERE TO STOP YOU, CRIMINAL.
>>25093526
there is
L I T E R A L L Y
no reason to live if you're not living the life this kid is living, being 15 and fucking 12 year old girls
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