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>tfw my sister is raping my dad in the other room again
Now this is something I can get behind
>>25089032
What is "What his sister just said to his father"?
>>25089114
I'm more high than I thought I was
>"So why'd you try to like kill yourself or whatever? Dont you know how sad it would make your family? Do you have a girlfriend or somebody you live with we can call?"
>>25088948
I've never tried to kill myself.
>>25088948
Going back to the psych ward on Wednesday senpai
If I don't I'll probably do it
I've felt like it, but I couldn't kill myself. I feel like it wouldn't make much of a difference if I disappeared but I don't know. I want to keep going to see if it gets better but all I seem to do is mess up and get worse
Are you better looking than your dad?
>>25088933
Don't know. My dad is handsome I am cute
>>25088933
To the exact specification of whom?
>>25088965
Could you cuck your dad if you had to? Or are his Chad genetics too strong?
I don't understand women, I have the worst luck with them. They make you try to figure everything out and are never straight forward.
>Example
>Girl types to me on Snapchat didn't send the message though
>See she's typing for a minute but didn't send a message
>I send one her a message to make it easier for her
>make small talk
>ask if she wants to hang out because she texted me randomly
>doesn't respond at all after
Why they do dis?
>in b4 not a robot because a girl talked to me
There's a fine line between rape and staying a virgin
>asking girls out over chat
She doesn't want to go out because you're a beta.
>>25088741
rape???
>comment not original bs
When I was seven my friend's dad wiped my ass. Another time I walked in on him taking a naked dump on the toilet.
>>25088635
doesn't everyone get naked when they shit? it's so liberating and makes the shitting more comfortable
>>25088677
What would be the point? It takes 30 seconds to take a shit max. You'd spend more time getting undressed than actually sitting on the toilet
>>25088677
>doesn't everyone get naked when they shit?
god I fucking hate normies
>tfw i can hear my wagecuck neighbor arguing with his wife
Poor fella, he just got off from work and now he has to listen to his wife shriek about some dumb shit.
Divorce soon
Oopsy, the boss won't gonna like this at all
>>25088630
good choice of pepe
>>25088630
>not banging his wife
You disappoint me neet
>tfw no 70s Carrie Fisher gf
>those feet
This is an original comment about sexy feet
>>25088595
She was stoned out of her mind on coke for 99% of the time between 1977 and 1985.
Hope you don't mind a junkie gf
>>25088595
>multiple coke nails
she was so beautiful too
Even if I found a girlfriend, I'd probably scare her off with how much of a needy wreck I am.
Anyone know this feel?
Why'd it have to be like this shinji
>>25088441
Don't worry about it. You're never going to get a girlfriend. Cheer up.
>>25088441
I know that feel all too well anon. Actually I think there's a girl interested in me but I want to push her away because I know I'd become dependent on her. My khv brain doesn't know what affection is and would probably over react to a sudden dose of it
I need a reason to live. Should I become a wagekek?
Get a job. Some friends. Lots of booze and drugs.
And just go in a cycle of that
It kills some months and it's fun
Start a punk band
>>25088472
Name: Wagge Kekkers
DO IT!
>Be me, 6 weeks ago
>Meet 9/10 goth girl online
>She likes me, I like her
>Makes racist, antisemitic, LGBTAVMDWK+phobic jokes
>Supports Trump
>Smells of 4chan
>Go to mall with her
>Goes well
>Fast forward to today
>Go for a walk in the woods
>Getting dark
>Get lost in woods for two hours
>Hold hands
>Find our way out, walk home
>Make a joke about being otherkin
>Say I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
>She starts reciting Navy Seals copypasta
What do? I have the power to make her mine any second I choose to.
>goth
>9/10
Pick one.
Sounds like /b/ tier garbage.
>>25088136
You have to ask her to be your gf with memes, like that one autist from reddit did for prom
This guy can get married, what's your excuse?
>>25088108
I'm not looking. I'm taking the normies' advice and waiting for her to come to me.
I'm 20 years old and I'm a college dropout who has never had a job because I'm too depressed to fill out applications and I don't have any references and I don't have friends and time is like a black hole that is just sucking up more and more of my life every day as I choose to do nothing
>>25088108
how can fat losers even get girlfriends???
ITT: Give yourself five reasons why you should remain completely celibate.
>I'm an extremely insufferable, annoying, and unlikeable person IRL, I feel it would be almost disrespectful to even involve myself in a women's life
>I'm terribly awkward with women anyways so what's the point (why else would I be here?)
>I never wanna have children because I'm afraid that they'll be just as mentally fucked as I am (or better yet, worse)
>I'm a literal laughing-stock, all I do for the most part is unknowingly embarrass myself in front of people, and that's only going to add even a lot more embarrassment to any woman I'm with
>if anything, at my absolute best I would make a terrible boyfriend
i'm ugly, and fat, and a wizard
>>25088078
oh well anon, I'm not that great either. why do you need to come up with these reasons to be celibate when they supposedly already make you celibate? Like why think about trying to be eternally celibate when you don't need to think about it?
I got molested as a kid and feel like shit now.
Normies always say "It gets better" but does it really ?..
It's something they say to get you to stop talking to them.
>>25087928
no you just get used to it.
It doesn't get better by doing nothing. Most people can't conceive of an existence without making an effort, so when they say it gets better, they are refusing to have such a low estimation of you as to accept that you do literally nothing but complain about your shit situation.
But yeah, if you're making an effort, things get better.
Who here /Smash/?
>>25087921
bayonetta seems OP as fuck
This Monday I get to play as cloud
HELL YEAH
>>25087957
Sakurai seems to have a habit of adding new characters who look more complex as time goes on
Going to be smoking some weed with "friends" this weekend.
I haven't smoked in about two years, what do I do? I forgot.
>>25087910
Stick half the pipe into your mouth, kinda like you're sucking a dick, and just blow.
>>25088120
this, you cup your right hand under the piece like you're stroking the balls and blow as hard as you can
Enjoy feeling awkward and uncomfortable as you get noided out and they all converse like normal people and you realize you aren't one of them.
