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Jealous, /r9k/?
It's okay if you are.
Not really, I just eat a diner mint flavored iced cram
What is there to be jealous about?
Why are those chocolate chips even there? You can't taste them and they get stuck in your teeth.
Pepe is dead and for normies now so lets just move on and have brett take the mantle I mean comeon look at this he got on the cover of meme boyz
brett will just be adopted by normies in a few months
probably the next one has to be weirder
>>25085693
Here ya go senpai
Just gonna dump some brett
There are a some American students in my faculty and all of them wear ugg boots. What the fuck is wrong with your women?
>>25085588
There's a reason we send those people out of America.
>>25085622
They come here on their own
>>25085588
ITS CALLED HYPER-CONSUMERISM
SAVE US PLEASE
H E L P
How do I steal girls nudes photos like ones they've sent through text or Facebook? Literally my biggest fetish is amateur nudes and violating girls privacy. I have girls from high school I'm still obsessed with and I just want to jack off to their naked bodies without their permission.
I'll dedicate the rest of my disgusting neet life learning how to hack. I just want to be able to see my high school crushes boobs and maybe post them all over the internet. Its like a really really minor version of rape and its the only thin that turns me on.
By a wifi pineapple and a mobile M-cell and learn to sniff their traffic
Use tools like wireshark, nmap, btsniff. If you name your pineapple SSID to ATTWIFI their phones will auto connnect if they have at&t as carrier. Redirect their facebook traffic to phishing pages and steal their logins/maybe nudes.
I've never done this. This is all just theory.
>>25085490
>you'll never receive a girl nude pics
thank you jesus for making me such a failure
I've given up on making friends IRL, so how do I make them online?
I've never had an online friend
>>25085475
You drop contact info like an email, and from there you can give people kik or steam or something when you feel comfortable with them. That's how i do it anyways
>>25085475
My online friends became my IRL friends after I've moved to the city with them, best feel ever.
>>25085510
What if you're like boring and your life is like empty and uninteresting? What do you talk about?
tick tock femwagies
enjoy your two days of freedom, it's always the weekend for femNEETs
>>25085396
Are stay at home moms NEETS?
Way to meld two shitposts into one.
This deserves a reply
Tick tock fem"bots"
Every day you postpone having children, the chance of having a kid with down's syndrome increases.
>post some bait
>people insult me because of it
>get angry instead of laughing at them
What the fuck am I doing?
I wish people didn't treat r9k like their personal blog.
Your lives aren't as interesting as you think they are. Your struggles are mundane. Your feelings are pedestrian. Your thoughts are banal.
>>25085258
are you the one who's making those daily neet threads?
>>25085330
n'ah, I'm a wagecuck working 12 hour shifts.
Congratulations, wagecuck. You just completed another week of slavery. Enjoy your two days of freedom. Just keep in mind that your next week of slavery is just a tick away.
Tick
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How can wagecucks ever recover?
Well, hopefully they can at least somewhat in those two days, though I wouldn't count on it. Their boss could call them in due to being 'short staffed.'
>>25085181
NEET comedy thread pls.
>>25085271
>>25066231
this one's still going
pick one virgins
I used to be an asukafag
But I'm into rei these days
Always number one
>>25085120
rei is fucking god tier
asuka's just an obnoxious whore
Any real robots left in this cesspit of a normalfag board? Remember when this was our home?
Why do you gotta be weird and call it stuff like your 'home'
This place is so broken and god forsaken just why?
23yo hugless virgin here.
I'm a 19 kissless virgin does that count?
>why are you so quiet all the time?
>>25084471
because im too intelligent to talk with stupid whores
>>25084471
Because no one ever bothers to include me and when I actually do get a chance to speak, either no one listens or they interrupt me.
>>25084471
Probably because stupid whores like yourselves make that face.
Which freak would you choose to bf?
i will penus the venus
>>25084319
Probably beast. Not even into cosplay wookie inter-species sex, but I can check that off the list.
p.s. You don't shave her but trim her down.
Spider Sisters
How would you even get with a girl who has literally hundreds of orbiters?
Don't be an orbiter. Interest her then make her come to you.
>Planets orbiting stars, just a larger and larger cycle of orbiting until the complex pulls of gravity can be witnessed and predicted.
>>25084594
The public humiliation would be too much. I'm talking about someone who has tens of thousands of fans.
>turn 30
>KHV, just starting to get my wizard powers
>meet a grill through a friend of a friend
>when we started talking she had a bf, so nothing happened
>see each other at a halloween party
>she tells me they're "on break" and she moved in with her grandparents, since they shared an apartment together
>ask her out for drinks a few nights later, she agrees
>she has a son but not with her recent bf
>never married
>paraphrasing, said she's done riding the cock carousel and wants to settle down
>bring her back to my place and we fuck on the first date
>didn't want me to use a condom, but i did anyway
>we've been doing this for the past 2 months or so
wat do
>>25084261
Don't take care of another man's child. Keep fucking her, keep using a condom. When it ends, it ends. How's her pussy? Have you ever been inside without a condom?
I hope he sticked a dick into the chicken after the video, otherwise it's a wasted chicked.
>>25084261
>she has a son
just cuck my shit up
Hello (passable) (post-op) transsexuals of /r9k/. I have a question for you: What's your stance on disclosing your trans status when having casual sex/a boyfriend? Do you disclose or do you just have sex/date someone and not tell them?
>>25084108
a trap has a cock, anon.
The whole point is you think they're a girl until it comes down to it and then you get stuck with a cock.
>>25084136
I don't know all the terminology. Now my thread is ruined.
I'll just blatently say I'm a man. I'm a newhalf, not a tranny. I'm a man who is feminine. I don't belive in gender, only sex.
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