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Dear robots,
Fembot here who had my first one night stand last night. I guess this means you hate me, even more than you hated me before. Sorry I let you all down.
>>25082250
Just fucks up your future, doesn't effect anybody here.
>>25082250
You're the one who has to live with it.
Stop calling yourself a fucking fembot, and stop browsing here if you can manage to attract someone to fuck you.
Why don't you have a submissive bf with a cute boypussy yet, /r9k/?
>>25077943
cause im not gay.
Because I don't want hook-ups, I want love.
>>25077955
What is bi?
ZZZZAP! Uh oh... zzzZZZZAP! ZZZZAP!!! What could be happening? ZZZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
Looks like you forgot to take your SSRI, anon. ZZZAP! Better take it now if you want to feel happy. ZZZZZZZZZAP! Do what Dr. Sheckle says, remember that he only wants the best for you. ZZZZAP!!!
The way people talk about anti-depressants on this site make me think that in 50 years they're going to thought of as we think of bloodletting today.
Never took zoloft which is surprising
Currently only on Xanax for anxiety and seroquil as a sleep aid. When I'm in my "happy"stage I tend to stop taking any anti depressants, at least try to feel normal
>>25077267
Yep.
Like how bloodletting didn't work all of the time, but was sometimes a useful procedure.
>high blood pressure
Just sayin'.
FUCCKKK
>I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND 3 WEEKS AGO
>TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO HER
>LET HER SLEEP IN MY BED
>WAKE UP TO A "what the FUCK ANON" at 1:30 am.
>SHE TOOK MY PHONE WENT THROUGH MY PICTURES AND SAW ALL MY REDPILLS ON NIGGER SHIT
>SHE HAS AN ADOPTED NIGGER BROTHER
>SHE BREAKS IT OFF WITH ME AFTER 20 MINUTES OF FIGHTING
>IVE BEEN CRYING FOR THE LAST 10
WHAT DO I DO
>>25073376
Why do you autists do this shit to yourselves?
>>25073376
Fuck her man. What makes her AND you think it's okay for her to look through your phone.
It's only been 3 weeks and she's already acting like a fucking lunatic? No man. You're better off.
>>25073376
>I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND
And I stopped reading right there.
>tfw my dad is raping my sister in the other room again
wew lad
>>25091446
Pics?
Oc
>>25091492
She's underage so no
>>25091446
film it for us, OP.
how does anal orgasm feel like?
>>25091205
that's a pretty unnatural weight gain
Feel FEEL, not FEEL LIKE you retard.
How does it feel? What does it feel like? NOT How does it feel like THAT's STUPID AS FUCK STOP STOP STOP iT i SEE IT EVERY FucKING DAY AHHHH
>>25091205
what the fuck are those dates
>hey, whats an attractive guy like you doing alone on a friday night?
what do?
>>25091038
"bitch I'm lookin for some tendies"
>>25091038
browsing 4chan all night. how about yourself?
turn around to see how handsome the guy behind me is
you gotta adapt
>>25090988
I just jerked off, and it was a doozy. I'm not in the mind set to get all worked up over bullshit.
>>25090988
i'm the catcher in the rye. i'll catch you every time you fall.
and i don't want the world to see me~
>>25090988
Is that amber rose? why would I care what some bald feminist meme has to say? I'm not gonna be the one fucking her anyway
>just want to be accepted and liked by people
>"just get hobbies bro"
>get hobbies, both normalfag and autistic ones
>"just lift bro"
>lift weights to the point that strangers ask me questions about exercise
>"just go outside bro"
>go out places several times a week
When are you normals going to finally admit that you have to be born into the normie club, not initiated. And that because of this we will never get gfs or good jobs or experience happy times with others.
I can accept that some people are born into shitty inescapable positions, I just don't want some smug privileged normalfag saying everything to do with how my life turned out is my fault.
You fell for the just matryoshka.
Whenever you fulfill a 'just...' a normie requests of you, it turns out there is another 'just...' required within.
>>25090871
Oh, and the end goal of it is fucking nothing, too.
>>25090839
my hobby is reading cs journals, i don't lift and i live in a dungeon and never go outside except for work. I am popular at work and accepted by people i know. I don't give a fuck, but i don't think anything they're telling you is correct.
I eavesdropped on these normie girls talking about what kind of men are ideal;
>Omg, I want my next boyfriend to be a bad guy and treat me badly. Just like my ex. I like it this way, I'm not sure why. I know it's not right but I can't help it.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with women?
>>25090430
>What the absolute fuck is wrong with women?
daddy issues and unresolved problems and so they live their lives through them
also bad boys are exciting, girls would rather be beat than bored
>>25090430
Give them what they want OP
>>25090487
>daddy issues
I keep hearing this meme phrase. Can someone finally expand on it?
Your thoughts on the following:
>books
>comics
>film
>TV series
>music
>videogames
>books
confederacy of dunces
>comics
the invisibles
>film
spring summer fall winter...and spring
>tv series
currently Hannibal
>music
chopin bach yung lean
>vidya
BOI, nuclear throne, FO4 atm
>books
Literally the only acceptable means of transferring knowledge given it is understood that verbal description is a subset of symbolic description such as of math.
>comics
Half-assed hybrid.
>film
>TV series
Same.
>music
Legit as long as it is instrumental and insofar as it makes no cultural references (outside of intra-musical ones) that need context to understand.
>video games
Source code is more interesting than the end product. A good programmer would be able to imagine and play a game in his imagination from just reading the code, anyway.
>books
entertaining and classic.
>comics
childish tee bee h
>film
entertaining in multiple ways, and as an actor myself, it's fun to be part of something and apply skills to make an artistic work
>tv
hardly ever watch, only sometimes. Usually, it's just netlfix
>music
yea m8
>vidya
fuck no. Playing vidya is autism, and seriously might as well just be a sign that you're a fucking loser. Outgrew them when i was 15
Hey guys, look who I found on Tinder! A Jedi!
I hope she likes dark siders...
rofl kill yourself thirsty motherfucker
>getting matches on tinder
Fuck off chad cunt.
>be a 19 year old kissless virgin
>qt girl invites me over to watch movie with her fiend
>friend doesn't show since her stomach hurt
>watching some Netflix
>we start talking and she learns im a KV
>skeptical but said "any girl would be lucky to take it"
>talk some more and go in for the kiss cuz I think she is interested
>we start making out (I had no idea what the fuck I was doing) and feeling each other up out after we cuddle for a bit watching
>stop before clothes come off because I didn't bring a condom and was terrified of sucking
>next day her friend approaches me calling me an asshole skeptical I was a virgin and was just trying to take advantage of her after she ditched us
>happy thinking that i'm not an obvious virgin anymore like I was when I was younger
>>25090250
shit shit shit wrong pic
>>25090267
whatpic was this supposed to be
>>25090267
Anon, why do you have gifs of dancing naked men on your computer?
>tfw some asshole sitting near me at dinner tonight spoiled Star Wars
>>25090223
Star wars is awful and cringeworthy
>>25090223
Kylo Ren kills his father, Han Solo. The negro hooks up with the white girl and her cuckold staff while the little cuckball rolls around representing white men in the film.
>>25090223
you're not missing much, trust me. If he said what I think he said, then there are no other surprises
HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?!?!?!
With what he's done to himself via the tats and what he's showing in this pic, I think he's the one competing.
>>25090112
>gyno
No one wants to inferior genetics.
>>25090112
I-I cannot.. I cannot compete with the cleanliness of "the game's" bathroom. I cannot compete with his advanced lighting and especially the fancy dimmer switch. Bbbbbbut i really can't compete with the clean and organized towels (2 fucking sets!? Omg!), and in no way would i ever be successful with competing against the rope flair on top of them.
To answer your question, I have no idea how to compete... Maybe start with clean matching towels and go from there.
Thanks for de-masculine-izing me again r9k..
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