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Why haven't you contracted jungle fever yet, robots? It's the perfect solution to the >tfw no gf problem.
Forget stacies and tranny shit. Black girls are the future.
>>25081712
BECAUSE BLACK, WHITE, OR A FUCKING CHEROKEE THEY STILL WANT CHAD YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
STOP MAKING THIS THREADS
>>25081712
Nhhhyheehs.... Yhh... Yesssss... Nyhehehnnnnmmmm
GOOD GOYIM
OC
Do girls get jealus of other girl boobs like in anime? And do they get bullied if they have big boobs in middle school like I read in some doujins?
I ask this for science.
If they do, why? Big boop aren't attractive, and I heard they hurt your back.
>>25081236
no, girls are not like the animes
>Good breeding consists of concealing how much you think of yourself, and how little you think of the other person
What's a good soul crushing insult/comment to say to a female?
I was thinking "you're ugly" as it attacks all their self worth (looks) whilst lowering their SMV and making me above them.
But then I thought about calling them "creepy" as they always do to guys, they would be so confused as to why they were creepy lol.
Anyway share your favourite insults, tips and tricks to destroying a females self esteem and hurting their feelings.
>>25081130
Kek you'll just end up getting beat up by chad
Had a drink thrown on me once for calling a girl fat. They HATE being called fat
>I don't love you
Note: Only works if you're Chad.
Why are you racist, /r9k/?
Just to grind people's jimmies. I don't care about race or anything, I'm just racist ironically for the keks.
A nigger killed my dad at a gas station.
grew up in the ghetto. real life will make you racist.
Would you ever date a blind woman?
If she's hot, maybe?
>>25080471
If she's cute and has a personality that's compatible with mine, then sure.
>>25080471
Only if she had previously been able to see. My autism would have a hell of a time thinking of abstract ways to describe worldly objects to someone who has never seen
A Fat Thread for my fellow Blubber Brothers and Sisters.
Post fat feels
>tfw ate all of the Christmas cookies mom made for her office party and now I'm in big trouble
>>25080460
>and Sisters
Nope. Fuck you, shill.
>tfw bought a 22 piece loaf of bread, a pound of chicken lunchmeat, and a pack of cheese yesterday
>it's mostly gone now
>used to be a fat fuck
>lost a ton of weight
>can see my ribs
>still have love handles and birthing hips
life is suffering
So I found out my GF of 5 years kissed another man. My friend saw her when she was very drunk and she kissed a man for about 20 seconds, then stopped and pushed him away. My friend says I shouldn't care because it was just a little kiss and not a big enough deal to break up a 5 year relationship, but I myself am devastated and very angry.
What would you do?
>>25080373
That's the sunk cost fallacy. 5 years is too long anyway. Trade her in for a new model.
It's either let go of the sinking ship, or show her that you have no integrity whatsoever, causing her to normalize that behaviour.
Whichever you do, you're gonna lose her.
>>25080373
If you don't break up with her, you will be effectively telling her that she can cheat on you and still be with you.
Breaking up with her and taking her back later would at least show her that there are consequences of cheating on you. But you already know she's reckless and disloyal
Hello, /r9k/
I tried this on /x/, but no response. I'm not sure where to go with this, but I'd like to discuss this with people, anyway a topic to talk about:
It's about perspective, what makes you - you?
If technology ever reaches a point where the human body and mind can be 100% augmented, your memories reprogrammed into your brain, including physical mannerisms and your speech patterns, are you still really you?
At that point, when your mind and body is replaced 100% with machinery and electronics, what kind of conscious would that be? It's no longer organic. No longer human, technically. So is the real you now dead, and replaced by a machine, or is it our memories and thoughts that we created in our life that makes us who we are?
Say you do this, and from someone else's perspective of you, they don't notice any difference(They never knew you became a machine). The only people knowing this are you and the technicians doing this to you.
So with everyone's consensus that you are still you, and you are still creating memories, is it others' perspectives that therefore make you who you are, and not you being what you think you are?
>>25080337
This famed, hyped 'problem' is Buddhism-tier non-problem.
'You' is just a word that refers to a slice of particles, with the added distinction that it is dependent on the context. When you say 'that tree there', it is also just a word that refers to a slice of particles, with the added distinction that it is dependent on the context. Asking 'what makes you, you' is literally like 'what makes that tree there, that tree there'. The answer is, evolution of the English language.
Whoops.
Buddhists always create non-problems.
>>25080407
And correspondingly, the 'does structural in time change make x non-x' is also a Buddhist definition game. If you can, you can define 'the same' (as it is the definition of 'same' this is about now, not the definition of x) as meaning 'having the same circumatomic identity' -- consisting of the same atoms, even if in a different arrangement. Or, you can define it oppositely, as 'having the same arrangement identity' -- consisting of different atoms, even in the same arrangement. Choose whichever the fuck you want. It is irrelevant either way.
Whoops.
>>25080496
>If you can
*If you want
>even in the same arrangement
*except in the same arrangement
how do you feel about dis? how do you explain it? how would you convince a hot girl to date/fuck you?
I'm fit/atrractive and have a massive fetish for fat girls. So I'm probobly a huge part of the problem.
I'm so sorry.
>>25079605
One of the worst people alive. You're bringing down western culture by catering to cunts.
It's all bullshit.
This whole fat acceptance thing will be known as a strange time in history.
People are gonna look back on this and say:
"What the fuck were they thinking?"
>there are people right now who unironically liked the movie
>they support kuck culture
moderator please remove anti semitic images
>>25079321
you guys are pretty much just right wing tumblrinas.
>>25079387
heres your reply
originalcomment do not steal
Welcome to the Friday edition of manlet feels.
First things first, you 5'8" & 5'9" faggots can fuck off. You're are not disadvantaged in anyway.
this thread is only for the 5'7" and below.
Hows your life going guys? Mines pretty suck.
>Made a pass at a chubby/fat girl that got ignored
>Rage quit Facebook this week after seeing the amount of couples talking about Christmas with their love
>Parents are having family over for Christmas. Everyone in family has a significant other but me.
>Still miss my oneitis
>Contemplating suicide
manlet feels thread
im 6 7 u little fug
>>25078964
5'11 king manlet reporting in
Tfw ill never be 6' just kill me now...
should have posted this pic instead
>10 page research paper on league of legends due at 3pm
>haven't started
I finally understand why people make these threads.
school sucks desu family
>>25078377
>100 word essay due tomorrow
>>25078377
>over 30 minutes since i made this thread
>0 pages done
All of these movies suck.
>>25077558
I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't seen Schindler's List.
I've never even heard anyone talk about it in real life.
>>25077558
Braveheart is red pill-tier
I think silence of the lambs is still kinda good. I also like braveheart.
But the rest sucks, yeah.
How are these shoes autistic?
WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?
They got vaccinated
>>25077568
/r9k/s footwear of choice.
Alright fags, I see threads about low testosterone quite often, and when I comment people ask me all kinds of shit. Figured I would make a thread to see if I could help some people.
My story
>20
>Start working out
>Go completely autistic calculating everything regarding food and training
>Work out for 3 years, barely any gains to show for it
>Libido sucks but I was a virgin at that age so I didn't think much of it
>Try this nofap thing
>Reach 75 days without a problem
>Still no rockhard boners
>Still no gains
>Feel tired quite often
>No energy, no motivation
This is when I decided to get my blood levels checked
>Take bloodtest
>Testosterone levels are at 13nmol in a range of 12 - 70 nmol
>Basically means I have the test levels of an 80 year old man
>Doctor refuses to put me on TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy)
>Spend many hours researching all kinds of supplements, zinc, fish oil, herbs etc.
I gave up and said fuck it
>Start research steroids and everything related to steroids
>Spent quite a while researching untill I know a damn lot
>Purchase testosterone and everything I need
>Administer my own testosterone once a week at non crazy anabolic levels
Fast forward to now, I've been on TRT for 1.5 years, aged 25, and life has never been better
>More energy
>More motivation, working on my own company
>No more depressed feelings
>Healthy libido
>Have a girlfriend (inb4 normie, fuck you)
>Great gains in the gym
>Enjoy life
In short, my quality of life quadrupled or something like that
My testestorone levels are now at >70nmol in a range of 12-70, so I'm happy as fuck. Recently tested my sperm count just to be sure and everything is alright.
Ask me anything robots, I would like to help you if you think you may suffer from low test aswell.
I can post my bloodtests from before and after but I will have to edit some private shit out of it.
>>25076897
Post blood tests
Aren't the shots absurdly expensive?
>>25076897
Where do you buy testosterone
