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When was it that your light went out and you lost your personality?
I wish I could be human again.
>>25081781
I don't remember. A long time ago. I remember when I was a kid full of energy, imagination, dreams and curiosity and I see now that I'm an empty shell but I don't remember exactly when my soul left.
When I started worrying too much about money and not enough about what made me happy.
>>25081781
Honestly I've always been empty, a spark that was quickly snuffed.
Why don't you just do steroids? In one cycle i managed to get a job, gf and a nice body. It fixed all my problems and all for the low price of 60 quid
I'm so beta that they would use me instead
>>25081700
>Why don't you just do steroids?
because they have extremely dangerous and unhealthy side effects
>>25081723
It's impossible to be beta on them, it doesn't allow you to be
Starting college soon, I'm afraid of not making any friends. What if no one likes me?
>>25081595
Don't worry, they won't.
>>25081595
join band you absolute faggot
if your uni has a marching band you will almost certainly have a better time if you were to join
>>25081619
Thats a good idea, I don't like band though. Do schools have other stuff like art club?
>there are men on this board who seriously prefer asian women over other races of women
>they'd gladly take a flat ass and no tits or hips over a thick black woman with a great ass or a hot white woman with big titties and nice legs
>they actually think flat noses, flat faces, and frog eyes are sexy
>they think women that try to look like children are sexy and alluring
>they think high cheekbones and well defined faces which every culture on earth(except asians) find the most beautiful is "masculine" features, and that the fat, chubby, doughy faces of asian women are more attractive than a refined facial structure
Asiaphiles are fucking trash and have shit taste.
>there are actual people who sit on r9k posting threads about race all day
>>25081400
Don't be mad, la'que'esha. If you are a masochist in the least bit, I'll raceplay with you all day.
>>25081422
Asian bitch detected. Shouldn't you be seeking out white dick, you fucking slant eyed bitch?
Are rappers gods? Since gods don't really exist they must be
>fit and skinny as fuck
>perfect hair lines
>act cool
>have millions of dollars
>presumably big cocks
>carefree fun attitude
>able to fight and use guns
>payed for having swag
>can fuck anyone they want
>revered by most the population
Lucky niggers
I'm NEET and I love rap
There's something special about those nigger rhythms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eA6pVXajX4
Guess who's back!It's Pedro
I'll give you a hint. His or her name starts with a P.
i need proof rose is boring IRL.
i don't want to be in love with my imagination anymore
>>25081157
>lip
>ring
Pick none
Alcoholics thread.
What are you sipping on tonight? Any plans?
>>25080914
It's noon, if I can muster the will to get out of bed I'll start drinking right away...got a friend's B-Day shit later. Drinking pic related, it's good and cheap as fuck but it gives me crazy gas
Some vodka before I see my family
dunno, whatever's left in my fridge later. some korean beer I picked up at an asian supermarket the other day, probably.
*eats chicken and watermelon loudly*
WEfilter bypassing
WUHZ
KINGS
18 year old high school senior here
I've heard sophmores and freshmen sperging out about redditfrog constantly for the last week, I've seen them draw it on walls, and I've heard teachers mentioning it to make them laugh
reminder that posting pepe is like posting a rage comic these days
it's way too mainstream now lads
>>25080818
the sight of pepe makes me sick now
>>25081346
At least we have our two legged Spurdo
(Sorry forgot his name)
>>25081387
His name is tall spurdo newfag
How come sandwiches taste so much better when you half them into two triangles?
Because triangles are the most powerful/stable shape
You can fit a corner of them them farther into your mouth, like a penis
How come sandwiches taste so much better whenmy mummakes them?
;_;
When is the last time you pet a dog?
>>25080702
No dogs allowed growing up, so never touched a dog in my life.
I petted my pupper less than 5 mins ago.
Two days ago. I walked them too. My mother has two dogs but since they're strong as fuck I'm the only one in the family who can walk them.
I had a wet dream about my pet frenchie last night, I came so much
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.51_[2015.12.17_20.10.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zEQhsTa.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot 00.51 [2015.12.17 20.10.57]")
>>25080562
I thought you had a new pet !
>>25081146
Literally dropped the same day, he was annoying as fuck and I missed you. You're the far superior pet
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.34_[2015.12.17_20.57.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9v6cT7m.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot 03.34 [2015.12.17 20.57.53]")
>>25081181
>he was annoying as fuck
But it looked like he was a nice pet in my thread.
>You're the far superior pet
We both know this is not true.
> be me
> chestlet
> 21 yo
> A cup
> feels ok since guys are still interested anyway
> the end
Did I do ok?
you did, now go
>tfw some men have bigger boobs than you
>be me
>chestlet
>25 yo
>B cup
>got married
>the end
How am I doing guys?
OMEGLE THREAD
Come in here and have some robot fun with us
tag: r9k, omegler9k
last time I was in there a girl broke my pathetic half grown heart.
Never again.
>>25080385
dont let people judge you on omegle u dumb
>>25080406
He most likely grew attached to her and when she disconnected it "broke his heart".
who /skelly/ here
no muscle
no fat
just bones
I am. Life is suffering
Better then fat at least.
Here. Trying to gain weight, need like 30 pounds.
