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>Welcome to the workplace, anon.
>Before you begin, we just have a precautionary question;
>How many friends do you have?
What do?
>>25087896
Nobody knows the number of friends they have, this is a silly situation that never happens.
Oh lots...
*waves hand dismissively*
Now, where do I sit?
>>25087939
>Hasn't even played the sims
>you sit down in the library
>you look up and see her
> she says Hi
what do you do next?
Say hi back
>start screaming REEEEEEEEEEEE while I shit on my hand
>spread the shit all over my face
>go apeshit
>start singing NORMIE GET OUT NORMIE GET OUT
>TIK TOK TIK TOK
>dies
>>25087742
Say "hi how are you?" Or something sort of dismissively nice. I have a gf already, and I can't be friends with women. I'd rather not talk in a library as well
Who is your weirdfu?
A weirdfu is a strange looking girl that you still find attractive despite, or perhaps because of, her unusual feature(s)
pic related is my weirdfu
I keep getting shit for this. She always looks high too. Also OP your weirdfu looks like a man.
>>25087741
she kind of looks like a bad trap? "weird" is one way of putting it
>>25087768
I like ay lmaos too anon
Why is it that there are several countries that are almost purely brown people, but there are no countries that have a similar concentration of whites?
>>25087706
Because the white countries are always better, so the shitskins go to them.
There's no reason a sane white person would want to live in shitskindanavia
iceland
A lot of Eastern European countries are largely white.
ITT post pictures of 0/10 women
honestly this tbqhwf la familia
>>25087686
Is this really a woman? Holy shit
>>25087686
if you saw her on a front angle she'd be a 7/10 at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLiOCw8O614
>>25087679
HAHAHA look at those little asian dicks
Maybe because their genetics are more prone to autistic traits?
>>25087679
white dude is almost fully erect lmao
talk about embarrassing
>Anon
>Just create a Tinder
>What do you have to lose?
>I get like 10 matches a day, it's so easy and I'm not even good looking!
>Spend the time and download it, set it up.
>Like most o the girls
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Not a single match
>Feels 100x worse then i was before.
Thanks /r9k/
>make facebook
>add a few people
>go to sleep thinking people request me to be their friend
>wake up
>they don't
>>25088540
>a few people
How many is a few to you? like 60? (What ever limit you get on tinder)
I suggest no other robots ever try tinder if you think you look ugly, because you probably do as I've found out the hard way.
>>25088573
Alright, i just used up ALL my likes again. If no match by the end of the day I'm literally giving up on life.
>eh anon just go talk to them haha
>you know they wont come to you, go out
>women don't even give you a chance unless you are above average looks
Is it ok to talk about other chans here. I'm from 8 chan it's down right now so I figured I would come over here and see if people use it or redditt or other boards . I've never used redditt how is it different?
Is like this topic taboo?
Gay soup anybody?
I think of making a chan where it is forbidden to use the first and second grammatical person, non-indicative grammatical mood, and use subjective terms (good/bad, pretty/ugly, big/small, loud/quiet, easy/hard, ...).
>tfw no tuko calling, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, jeepney driving, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>25087542
does the same autist post this thread every fucking day? I barely lurk and I see this every time.
>>25087542
where was yesterday's one
>>25087542
OP is Fag, yadda yadda yadda.
Why don't you lock your cock up? After all, you aren't going to use it anyway.
come and try. 4 and a half inches of pure Asian dick meat here.
>>25087444
Go home schlomo, and take your cuck propaganda with you.
I use it for fapping and pissing. Since you however don't seem to be able to use your brain, why not blow it up?
It's almost party time /r9k/, what are you still doing on your computer?
relaxing and having a drink before i head out to the bar with my friends
Busted foot, ain't going anywhere tonight, meng.
>>25087442
I have literally never went out with friends on a Friday night.
You'll be able to tell if it's me when I post in this thread it'll be obvious lmao so no need to trip or anything anyways help me find her faggots and hurry the fuck up my dick is getting dry
Also if any femanons want to wet my dick up while I wait post then idgaf kek
>>25087427
bumping this shit
>>25087548
superbump once again you niggers can't ignore me
>>25087427
why are you namefagging now kingblackchad?
you don't need to do that
>Finally got to go on a date with my oneitis (she's about my height but has a petite body and long soft blonde hair and a warm, friendly smile), but she decided we should spend it seeing the new star wars
>Excited to see the new episode and to get a chance to make a move
>Movie starts playing and I begin to realize the white female lead seems to not even view the white male characters as men
>White male characters are the butt of every joke, while black male main character is putting the moves on white female lead character
>Bow my head in shame as I come to accept I'm being cucked by the new Star Wars
>Oneitis notices how beta I am and her primal instincts are awakened by the black male character's cucking of me
>She has me watch her purse while she goes to the restroom
>After ten minutes, I get anxious and take the purse to go look for her
>Before I even make it out the theater, notice an african-american man fingering and making out with a blonde haired white girl
>tfw he's cucking me with my oneitis
>bow my head in shame
>apologize for interrupting
>Give oneitis her purse back
>Walk out to the parking lot and call my mom to get a ride home
>tfw
>>25087199
What is that pretty white girl doing with that nigger?
>>25087199
wut. u didn't even watch the movie its so not the cuck film r9k says it is.
i was disappointed that it wasn't.
>>25087244
You're wrong. You're just not perceptive enough to notice it.
>villain is a hooded white man swinging a burning cross at a dindu
>space nazi rally complete with sieg heil
>no white male heroes except the old guy who is dead now, and the other old guy who went into hiding literally because he had jedi guilt
>main heroes are a white woman and a black man who will probably have a relationship in the later movies
Dude are you a virgin?
>>25087027
Why are you offering? ;)
>>25087027
Well its kind of illegal for me not to be one...
Fucking pedophobe normies
Yes, is there anything wrong with that Chad and Brad?
>tfw no fat belly gf
>>25086826
fuck off faggot
>>25086911
tfw
nice dubs my man
562
Back to back dubs. How bout these fat sluts?
>>25086911
I will be anybody's belly gf as long as they'retall
