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>that robots face when at 2:50
http://youtu.be/aW8BDgLpZkI
That look of disbelief tells more than a thousand words.
>>25089820
> the hero we need but dont deserve
>>25089820
This would just make me uncomfortable, I'd probably freeze up
>>25089820
This one hit me in the feels.
Leave the poor guy alone. Fuck.
I went out to dinner with a girl I met on tinder
This was my first ever date, and im 23 years old
I'm also 6'4.
We ate food and made small talk
I paid for dinner
we hugged and left>that feel when you realize you will always be too autistic to date
>that feel when she pretty much presented herself as down to fuck and you did nothing
>that feel when you paid 30 dollars to hug a girl and eat some shitty fucking chicken enchiladas
>that feel when you are finally content commiting suicide because you know just how dull you really are
>that feel when you realize your only hobbies are shit posting and video games and theres no way to explain this to women
>that feel when awkward silences
>that feel when minimal eye contact
>that feel when you somehow manage to talk about how you were bullied in school
>that feel when a fat ugly girl still wont fuck you because you're too autistic to even flirt
>that feel when you treat a date more like an interview instead of flirting like normies do
>that feel when want to die
Man, I even cringed about the bullying part and I'm a severe autist around women. It's your own fault for falling for the dating meme
>>25089488
When your so desperate for conversation, anything relatable to what the other person is saying comes out. We were talking about highschool experiences.
Also the family thing was pretty cringe too
I told her how my grandpa died an alcoholic, and she told me she had 9 brothers and sisters.
I think I accidentally made a racist mexican joke without thinking.
You'll be a little better the next date you go on. And even better on the next. You've already started the cycle. I call it "the poon cycle".
>ate 3 frozen pizzas today
>set 8 alarms (every two hours) with reminders like 'don't go out to buy pizza', 'don't go out to byt garlic bread', 'don't go out to buy sweets'
My life is a string of pains
How are my fellow fatbots dealing?
how the fuck can you eat three pizzas even i cant do that
>>25089332
I wish I couldn't... It wasn't at once tho
>>25089293
wish I had your prblms fatty
holocaust survivor here
To all the younger robots (ie. 18-20):
Do you think you'll ever be happy?
I don't think anymore anon... Thinking hurts
18 here, going to college in a few months. I have a feeling it'll get much better or much worse.
I don't know anon and I'm 21.
Ever since I was 16/17 I just haven't felt anything, everything feels like a chore or an inconvenience. I just sit at home on the computer although I've gotten bored out of video games long ago. I get incredibly nostalgic about the time I was 13-15 but no matter what I do can't get that feeling back that I once had.
I can't meet anyone I want to actually spend time with, I'm not sure if I'm just picky or I've become so introverted that I can't go an hour or so without wanting to fuck off and go spend time in front of the computer. I'm sick of all the SJW shit at my Uni, I'm not inherently evil just because of the way I was born and I just want to have a good life. Everyone at my Uni seems either SJW, full blown party Chad/Stacey that'll drop out by 2nd semester of 1st year or autists that are restricted to engineering/IT departments so I never see. Friends would probably make me a bit happier
Saw some anons talking about St John's Wort, considering trying that to see if it picks my mood up. I just have no desire to do anything, yet I don't feel unhappy, just nothingness.
So ive been thinking right, this idea is still kind of in the rough. but hey its something.
I figure a lot of us robots are going to be alone and not doing anything on new years.
So, i was thinking we could have a modest sized meetup/party on new years. No fucking normies allowed.
Just all of us get shitfaced and do some shit.
Only problem is i live in what is pretty much the middle of nowhere.rural michigan, US
Wonder if i could get this off the ground.
>>25089126
Shameless self bumping though
I live in wisconsin but I would be nervous to meet a bunch of strangers
Would love to spend my ny eve with people as retarded as me to bad i live in germoney.
>"Thanks again for taking me out for Ice Cream before dropping me off at Chads party tonight anon, nothing like eating some cold cream before eating hot cream! You really are a great fri- Why are you looking at me like that anon? Is there something you want to say?"
never heard of a place that serves hot ice cream
its froyo u cunt
THE NOSE KNOWS
WITH JEWS YOU LOOSE
>tfw no steam bro to play vidya with
>tfw no weeb friend to watch anime with
>tfw no suicidal friend to talk about death with
>tfw no friends at all
>tfw spend christmas all alone again
What's it like to have friends?
>>25088704
I feel you on so many levels...
>>25088730
p-post your steam ID?
>>25088739
BoomAeol
YLYL: You (fall in) Love, You Lose
original post coming through
>>25088172
>fall in love
Looks no longer matter much to me.
Obviously decent looks are a must, but if a woman only have looks but is a bad person, you might be sure i will trash her even if she begged for my dick.
>>25088172
Did somebody call for some tiflaat?
>>25088172
>loving some whore
Swing and a miss, OP.
I'm just going to post things that make me cringe.
Why do these things make me cringe?
Today I was returning my books to the campus bookstore and there was a guy with an Asian girl. The guy was skinny and not very tall, and he had triforce earings and a Hogwarts scarf. He was totally orbiting the Asian girl. It was hard to watch as he struggled to find things to talk about with this smug sense of superiority mixed with inferiority.
I found this one on facebook with the caption "only some (nerds) will get this."
What is the point of this? It is obviously to countdown to Christmas, but aside from the snowflakes it has nothing to do with Christmas or the Holiday Season.
The person who owns this is always buying t shirts with star wars references on them that make no sense. It makes my eyes hurt.
>You will never save Anne Frank from the Nazis
Music for this feel
anne frank never existed
the diary is a work of fiction
>>25088199
artificially created by teh joos?
Post your neckbeard
Taking a shit to be honest family
>>25087579
how was your dump?
>>25087714
It hurt and I bled
Is mutual attraction even real or possible?
I have a feeling one party is always the one who loves and the other just loves being loved
>>25086697
>I have a feeling one party is always the one who loves and the other just loves being loved
Yes this is true. It's the man loving the woman. A woman cannot love.
>>25086806
Depends on how you define love.
A woman who is high school age can experience something close to love, but then she feels the need to fuck around. I was with a girl since we were both in HS, and she said that she just "stopped loving me", and that she was "not the same person she was in HS".
Has tonnes of GFs since, but that always stuck with me. I keep everyone at arms length now.
inb4 ree, I'm emotionally dead inside and have been for years.
>>25086839
>Has tonnes of GFs since
Ok chad
So anon, how come you didn't bring your girlfriend tonight? Don't tell me you still haven't got one? I mean look at your cousins with their girlfriends, they're so happy
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
*UNZIPS GUN*
>>25086190
Why? Don't you have a girlfriend? Are you gay? It's alright if you are
>>25086190
> tfw dad completely road
alright so I tried to make you guys a present
http://answerthings.tk
I made a site where you can make the templates yourself and share them relatively easily, it's not mobile friendly, it's thrown together, but I think it works ok, you can fill out the templates on the site toono images are ever uploaded to the server, either adding images to boxes or when generating the final images, if your computer is old generating an image will take a while
sorry if it breaks...
Good work, thank you!
>>25085216
that's great! Also, shqiptar? We have so many of you guys over here in my country.
>>25085465
you're welcome anon
>>25085527
I'm actually from England, I just pick random flags when testing
>black femanon
>when I graduate university I want to adopt a boy from China
>tell him that when he is 18 he will be my lover
>I will raise him to be the perfect husband for me
Do you think this plan will work? It seems like my only chance to get a qt perfect Asian bf.
lord Almighty are you creepy.
it will be like a carbon nanotube down the mariana trench lmao
>>25084253
God damnit, Tanisha! you're ruining it for other blacks.
