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Explain to me how I can acquire an r9k gf (not fat)?
>>25094819
The fuck did you censor? Unless it said SWAG.
>>25094885
If I was going to tell you what I censored, would I have censored it in the first place?
Think about that for a second.
>>25094985
It was rhetorical shit-skin-faggot. Dumb jig.
>The only thing preventing you from killing yourself is that your parents are alive and you don't want them to be sad
I can't be the only one.
I only live for anime adaptation of part 4
>>25094813
Yep. My reasoning for not completely ruining my life is that my parents would be sad and that I'm their only child.
All I can do is binge drink liquor while they're asleep and seem happy during the day.
>>25094825
>not part 6
absolutely gay
Does anyone here have a few people who think you are hilarious, but are incapable of making anyone else laugh or even giggle?
>my cousins think I'm funny and witty
>peers at university don't even recognize when I'm trying to make a joke
My family thinks I'm funny.
If I use the humor that my family laughs at on my roommates, they would give me a blank stare.
If I tell some stupid joke like low hanging fruit they laugh pretty hard though.
I honestly think that people who find me "funny" do so not because of my jokes, but because I'm... me.
Like there is something off about me and my mannerisms which is so weird it's comedic. Almost half of the laughs I get aren't intended.
>>25094624
It means they're being "nice", because they don't want to ignore you or tell you to fuck off and hurt your feelings, or they're pussies and can't actually tell you to fuck off even though they want to.
Either that, or they want to suck your dick.
Take your pick.
>sees QT guy after class
>he stares at me and looks me up and down with such lust i can feel it burning through my pores
>few weeks later
>still making eye contact with me and staring at me
>finds out he has a gf
>even looks at me while he's walking with his gf pretending to "love" her
why do boys do this? should I just ruin their relationship already?
shoo shoo roast beef
off with you
and your stinky queef
yes and while youre at it , break into his house and shit on his bed.
>>25094622
shoo shoo samefagging whore
bother us with your posts no more
Is it possible to become a super man? I don't mean in terms of powers. I mean in terms of having a strong moral compass and acting on it for the greater good. I look at today's generation of men and I see not only sex starved, but compassion starved individuals. We are so lonely we have decided to have no path in life. It should still be possible to find direction though. If men did it yesterday, men can do it today, and even tomorrow.
Only if you won the genetic lottery, and you didn't
>>25094450
>greater good
You sound like a tremendous faggot. Self-righteousness is for idiots. Implying you know what's best for everyone makes you nothing but a demagogue.
>>25094466
Not OP but I've been told I look a lot like Superman.
Too bad I'm autistic
>Get a tinder match
>Shes fat
>>25094415
>Fat women are people too!
So was your mom, take one for the team.
Have fun OP>>25094415
Lel
Ask the guy whos dating this girl anything. Will verify if required.
Why do you want attention from us? Can you kill yourself?
That's a dude. t
>girl
but yeah, I like him too
Are you seriously capable of loving a woman who's had another male's semen on her face?
I've been in the exact same situation, so I'm not one to judge.
>>25094051
love is a lie
so are original comments
If that's what prevents you from loving someone, you have no idea what love even is.
Not a fucking clue.
>ayy white boi! Why the fuck is u lookin at me? You see somethin u like?
She doesn't seem like that kind of person to be honest senpai
>implying a woman with that much plastic surgery is going to talk like that outside of some public character
Holy shit! A wild gorilla is in the hallway! Call animal control!
There was a recent /dark secrets/ thread that 404'd where an anon claimed he has vivid memories of being stalked and abducted by ayylmaos.
Anon, if you're reading this, I'm really interested in hearing your story.
Also, general ayylmao thread I guess.
Post pics, theories and any stories you guys may have.
SLEEP PARALYSIS
The truth is aliens are very real and they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all else, what they can do!
>>25093906
Talk about being an optimistic normie.
The really real truth is we will never make contact with extraterrestial life and they won't either with us. We're destined to be alone for as long as we exist as a species and have to learn to be content for what we have which, personally, I can't and won't do.
>literally spend nearly all my free time for the past 7 years volunteering to help underprivleged inner-city children grow into more self-reliant young adults so they don't turn into the piece of shit addict I once was
>see countless chads voluntering for like an hour twice to look good
>they get lavished with praise from all the female volunteers telling them how good people they are
>never once has one of them in all the time I've been has spoken more then a few words to me
>whenever I try to talk to them they mostly ignore me
Such is life being ugly.
Why do you do it? It won't get you anything, in the end. I'm curious. You remind me of someone I used to be with, you see.
>literally spend nearly all my free time for the past 7 years volunteering to help underprivleged inner-city children grow into more self-reliant young adults so they don't turn into the piece of shit addict I once was
WHY THE FUCK WOULD U DO THAT!
>do something for material gain/praise
>for seven fucking years
>never get any
>still doing this
what the fuck is wrong with you?
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/12/tennessee_high_school_football.html
>A high school football player from Tennessee was shot to death while shielding three girls from the gunfire, police said.
Can we all rejoice as another white knight bites the dust
>>25093579
Embarrasses me just to be from the same state he's from.
>>25093579
top kek. These women will forget about him by next month.
>>25093579
White knight usually implies a dipshit beta who puts woman on a pedestal in hopes for sex.
Dude was a football player so odds are he died in his teens and probably got more pussy than most of us robots even if we live full lives.
Does anyone else feel like they miss out on so much good fap material just because there is so much
I mainly just watch one type of porn and even then I feel exactly like you do. So I can only imagine how much more some other anons with more vanilla taste must miss out on.
is Anon asking for our good porn vids?
what a pervert to be honest
Can we just share god tier porno???
http://www.xvideos.com/video6488226/amazing_homemade_sextape
Well I finally tried MDMA. Took 100mg and finally felt peace with the world.
Pretty sure it cured depression too.
10/10 drug (if used responsibly)
depression comes back worse when you come down.
>>25093366
isn't that the drug that specifically gives one an elevated sense of euphoria only to experience real depression when they come off a high?
shittiermidschooldrug/10
>>25093366
>Well I finally tried MDMA
how long ago?
I walk around in summer and see girls wearing daisy dukes with half their ass cheeks exposed, side boob, no bras. Same girls going to the beach wearing g-string bikini bottoms like its the normal fashion now.
They only wear that shit for one reason-they want sex. I dont get why women complain when thats what they get. If you put the meat out on display anyone can take a bite. If you women make yourselves out to be whores then you are going to treated as such. Its your fault.
Male on female rape shouldnt be a crime, women enjoy it.
>>25093308
are you black? are you from the hood?
>>25093308
Rape is wrong because
>dressing like whores
yes but
>not paying them first
I just had to read the tittle and I can tell your projecting senpai. Not their fault that your an autistic virgin.
