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i always cum after like 10 seconds when i fap. is this normal?
Just don't fap for a week and see the results
>niggers exist
>>25368236
d6;pydfckyrhctygc,bv zsonnofabitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIo6w9k7Kc&feature=youtu.be&t=3m10s
I live minus 10 minutes away from this exact street OP
how do you think I feel?
Meine best lad wants me insert dick into hole. What do?no homo
>>25368225
Queer claptrap
>>25368225
>tattoo
If you weren't homo you wouldn't even be considering it. Since you decided to ask about it on a cambodian landscaping forum you're clearly at least bi curious, so I say fuck him into oblivion.
Is SS just a meme? Who the fuck cares about strength and not aesthetics?
I want to look good, not to be able to lift heavy objects.
>>25368141
>Is SS just a meme? Who the fuck cares about strength and not aesthetics?
>I want to look good, not to be able to lift heavy objects.
>>>/fit/
>>>/trash/
>>25368141
strength typically helps with aesthetics. Did basic bw routine for a couple years but looked my best after SS then 6 months on a bodybuilding routine after.
>>25368158
Quality post right here.
>brothers gf gets my phone number somehow and calls me
>asks what I'm doing for new years
>say I'm going to drink and watch a movie alone
>she invites me to a party up north near the college
>says she will set me up with a grill she knows
>say I can't go, day light savings time, the clocks have to get reset, my grandma needs me to shovel snow, etc
>she says I'm lying my brother is sitting next to her
>fuck
>says I'll be over to pick you up tomorrow at 7pm
What do
Nervous as all fucks. I took 3 shits since that phone call 2 hours ago
>>25368095jst beeeeeeeee urself
>>25368095
Go the party and turn down the grill lmao
normies problems
ask /adv/
>brothers gf gets my phone number somehow and calls me
>asks what I'm doing for new years
>say I'm going to drink and watch a movie alone
>she invites me to a party up north near the college
>says she will set me up with a grill she knows
>say I can't go, day light savings time, the clocks have to get reset, my grandma needs me to shovel snow, etc
>she says I'm lying my brother is sitting next to her
>fuck
>says I'll be over to pick you up tomorrow at 7pm
What do
Nervous as all fucks. I took 3 shits since that phone call 2 hours ago
>>25368095jst beeeeeeeee urself
>>25368095
Go the party and turn down the grill lmao
normies problems
ask /adv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxnzmSgA3-o
>>25368036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jZYLrelNrM
This allways get's me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmjl7s-KliY
Spooky always got me fucked up
I tried weed for the first time. I also drank a lot of alcohol. It's fun.
Have I fallen?
if you continue smoking weed for the rest of your life AND it causes you problems, then yes you've fallen from grace. It's not that bad though. Vice is an ever present element of life.We just gotta live with our weakness sometimes.
I'm tired of this life
>>25368086
It's a shame this is the only life we get op. I often consider clocking out early
>>25368205
I never asked for it
>>25368267
None of us did. That is the cruelest part about it, we are thrown in this hell, whit no consent whatsoever
who /insomnia/ here? haven't slept in almost 50 hours and I can't
Can't....................? What? What can't you?
>>25367973
Contain your autism.
>>25367945
Mee. I can't sleep without sleeping pills anymore, if I take too few or don't take any I can only sleep for a couple of hours, while constantly waking up if I happen to fall asleep.
>>25367945
Potion seller, I require your strongest potions.
>"anon come shine mummy's rubber pussy"
wat do
>>25368084
You're not my mum lady
>>25368105
>"don't talk back to mum"
>>25368084
But mommy my hands are still tied
Is it okay if I use my face?
It's this easy just change your pose lol
>how to look like a fake dumb skank
Is there some equivalent to this for men? Women have literally told me before that they thought I was ugly based on pictures but thought I was quite hot in person. What am I doing wrong in photos?
>>25368106
You can't go wrong with the classic power stance
>be 15
>have oneitis
>be really chill with them
>chat with them all summer
>start talking about feelings and share our deepest emotions
>by the end of summer find out she told all her friends everything
>got mocked so hard
>5 years later
>have absolutely no confidence when talking to girls
>completely emotionally represssed
>both incapable of sharing my own thoughts and emotions and digesting others
>mfw I haven't expressed how I feel to another human being
>and trust me when I say this: I have a lot I need to talk to someone about
I'm genuinely considering suicide, like I can't seek professional help because I'm that stunted I physically cannot discuss my feelings with another human being
how bout you talk to inanimate objects instead of people
Or as an alternative, write out a journal or post that shit on here, we're all anons.
>>25368336
I know I'll get called gay but writing poetry does help a little desu
>>25368286
I'm gonna go full autistic and bet I can't even build the confidence to do that without getting super embarrassed
after reading the threads of this subforum, i realize we need to deport these people. their parents can adopt a hardworking, bilingual lawn care specialist.
just think of it, we ship a bunch of pasty white, naked NEETS to dubai. they'd be all lost and confused only to realize they would need jobs to survive. they'd wind up in japan as functioning human beings with jobs and shit.
>>25367842
agreed. i am not the op talking to myself desperate for a thread bump at all
today is the day i leave you robots
i pulled a normie move i saw on reddit a little while ago on a girl, forgive me
>8/10 face with 6/10 body texts me periodically, no big deal. i manage to not fuck it up somehow
>she got me a $50 steam gift card and asked me why my gift to her hasnt shown up yet
>i let the text sit there for like 5 minutes until i remembered this normie shit i saw on reddit
>i send her a picture of pic related
>"i got you these because you're a keeper"
>5 minutes pass, i begin to fear that i spaghetti'd hard
>nope, she texts back
>"aww anders you're so sweet haha (soccer emoji) you're a keeper too ;)
its happening fags
my transformation into a chad has begun
all of my acne went away last week and my gains are starting to show
forgive me robots
OP here with an update
we are going to a new years party together
wish me luck fags
>>25368002
No one cares about your pathetic uneventful life.
>fingersavers
Shit tier keeper detected.
