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Maybe if you stopped dressing and eating like a degenerate piece of shit, you could look as good as johnny depp
>52
>still has decent hair
I lost my hair at 17.
>>25365971
there is this, presumably, hobo that i sometimes see on the bus
you can tell he's in the bus by the smell, so stale he smells, everyone can smell him
anyways, he has a similar assortment of rings on his deformed fingers
he's a fashion victim.
I'm here to help you get fit. I'll answer all your questions.
This is my first time here, and yes, I'm legimately only here to help those of you interested in improving their body.
Fucking hell, go away.
/fit/ is the only board that tries to proselytize people who aren't interested, and somehow believes that they're wanted while being told to fuck off.
>>25365552
Relax, friend. Your defensive reaction suggests you aren't fine with your body. I suggest you ask whatever question you have.
It's entirely within your reach, you only need to know how.
/fit/ is a homosexual board, though, you must be mistaken.
Where can you find a good starting routine? What do people at the gym think of it when overweight people or skeletons come in to work out?
ITT: normie memes you're sick of
>"dude le bacon goes with everything"
>"Russia has never been successfully invaded"
>zombie apocalypse survival strategies and anything zombie related
>reaction videos
Pretending to love science.
>>25365137
>>"Russia has never been successfully invaded"
That's true
>>25365167
FOR SCIENCE!!! :D
who here /not_ugly_but_still_no_gf_ever/?
>>25365109
Here.
I would felt better if i were ugly. Then i would have some excuse to as why i'm alone
Only way of dealing with having shit personally + being naturally annoying is seclusion.
Or being some creative genius which i'm not
>>25365109
>>25365195
Listen here lads, I felt like you for all my life, then it came to me - I'm actually ugly (you too). Doesn't matter that we like how we look, apparently to the rest of the world we're uggo
>>25365252
I actually feel relieved
If i'm ugly it means im not a bad man
So what kind of woman do you usually attract, Anon?
Kind of indie-ish hipster girls, nerdy sort of hipster girls, and blonde sorority girls who wanna have sex with an English guy
>>25365071
imaginary ones.
>>25365071
I don't attract any girls OP
Which would you rather, robots? Choose one of two lives:
1:
> leave all of humanity behind forever, never speaking to anyone again, but travel through the universe, to distant, distance galaxies in a luxurious spaceship. You would have tens of thousands of books, every film ever made (up until the time you left Earth), video games, etc. But no one to speak to...
>except, for one super intelligent AI who looks like the girl in the pic. She would be your friend and talk to you, and help you explore the distant planets, and help maintain the ship.
>but she's not a sex robot, you pedo creeper.
>You couldn't do that stuff with her. She's just an AI friend.
>Mostly, she would read books and discuss them with you
>You would travel the universe with her, just the two of you, forever...
OR
2:
> One day you meet some rich and suave prince, a billionaire from Luxembourg who sees how awkward you are.
>He says, "I'm going to take you under my wing, and help to remake you. I'll get you in shape, with a personal trainer and private gym."
> He sets up a private social skills class just for you, where you practice talking, daily, to hot girls.
>He has a private tutor educate you, so that you're witty, charming and educated.
>At the end of 7 years, when you're a dashing, confident, intelligent, charming friend of the prince, he gives you 200 million dollars and sends you on your way.
>leave all of humanity behind forever
1, didn't even finish reading either
no. 2 desu
no.1 seems meaningless and not fulfilling
>>25364982
1. It has to end eventually though. The universe isn't eternal.
Who here /smartbutlazy/?
Pic kinda related I guess.
If you are lazy you are not smart.
If you do not get good grades you are not smarr
>>25364632
>naruto
MODS MODS MODS
>>25364654
Are you saying only underaged watch the best anime out there?
who else here is tired of being a manlet ?
fuck this, i'm 5'11 and every time i go outside i feel like a fucking dwarf and women ignore me completely.
i found those shoe on interweb and i'm gonna get em
>>25364563
>5'11
>manlet
i want this meme to stop
>>25364582
don't worry, once i get these shoe i'll be 6'5
>>25364617
>5'11 + 5" = 6'5
just get a good pair of boots and youll be about 6' without looking like a metrosexual
Anyone else /Macrophillia/ here?
>>25364435
I prefer getting shrunk by a qt, then being her tiny oralslave for the rest of my life
>>25364435
>be manlet
>have giantess fetish
>tfw better chances of having a relatively mini giantess gf
True story
I told an escort about my fantasy yesterday, after sex and we were just laying and talking I told her the truth that when I came I had a fantasy in my head where I was her shrunken little pet and she was laying on her back using a vibrator on her clit and I was chest deep in her pussy feeling her embrace me, but the catch was if she came I'd be pulled inside and melted into girl cum and become part of her forever. I pictured her biting her lip as she edged herself then just fully going for it and orgasaming with no concern for me then finally giggling to herself about what she did.
Girl was really interested, she said that sounded really hot and asked if that happened would I want to be hers forever or let go and I said forever then we hugged :3
First time I've ever shared a fantasy like that with someone
>90% of girls like skinny guys
>no matter how much I starve myself I can't lose the flab around my hips
>literally cucked by genetics
>>25364217
>Genetics
But didn't you eat to the point of gaining the flab/weight?
>>25364217
Flab or fat? If you're skinny fat just lift some weights. If you're fat then eat less.
>starve myself
run every day and see if it stays there
>grow up with low sex drive, be the weird type, not much action with the girls
>get degree etc.
>get /fit/, approach chicks, they give in easily and you get casual sex
>mfw it's such a huge time investment writing 5+ girls you met somewhere and 5+ more you know from tinder to finally convince 2 of them to spread their legs several times a month
You were right the first time, just work for yourself.
Take bitches if they come to you and if they don't then so be it.
And don't get me started with the stupid gf meme, that's an even bigger time sink.
>>25364193
>Take bitches if they come to you and if they don't then so be it.
t. muscular tall Chad
>stupid gf meme
What
>>25364193
>stupid gf meme
unless you have no soul, having a gf is not a "stupid meme". I guess you have never had a crush on anyone?
>>25364193
preach
>>25364220
>>25364264
LMAO
>mfw when I was an autist in high school
>mfw I stepped up my game and stopped being a bitch
>mfw I have friends now and women like me
>mfw I go onto /r9k/ and laugh at NEET neckbeards
Laugh at us. Laugh at us because you got lucky. Do it all you want. But realize one thing. We have nothing to lose and when someone laughs at us it makes us angry.
>mfw you're vegeta in the pic
>cuz ur a homo
>>25363545
Do whatever you want. No-one here cares.
Lately i've been seeing lots of threads hating on Black Women. THESE, are the type of women you should bang. Not ghetto hood bitches who cant do kindergraden level math
>>25363159
They're still fugly as sin though
>>25363197
and then you get your dick sucked and start looking at them as goddesses, the moment you realize they won't starfish sex you, is the moment you begin to worship black women.
>>25363159
No shit, no one is saying they wanna fuck ghetto trash when they say they're into black women.
ITT we post albums we love.
>>25362593
Im pleb,I guess, but fuck it
I didn't find a picture with their entire discography on Google, here's one of the albums.
Best Sparklehorse album.
>ywn be a WW2 fighter pilot
>ywn be the last line of defense against the Axis horde
>ywn purge Axis cities with the holy fire of raining bombs
>ywn soar into the sky with your brothers by your side
>ywn glide through the clouds in the calm before the storm
>ywn burst into a hundred-plane firefight 20,000ft in the air
>ywn duel an enemy in a 1-on-1 dogfight relying only on your skills and instincts
>ywn be shot down in glorious battle and plummet into a fiery impact
>ywn be one with the birds of prey
also
>ywn come back from a successful run and celebrate with the lads
>you will never be a happy dog or cat, treated well by a middle class family.
>>25362131
Holy shit, OP, this is exactly my obscure feel too.
Well, rather than purging Axis cities, I want to defend the skies of the isle in an early Spit during the Battle of Britain.
Instead I just have to make do by playing War Thunder while listening to the soundtrack from the BoB movie. (Also, why the fuck isn't there a decent modern sim that's anything but Eastern Front bullshit?)
