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Hey guys do you like my new meme?
>>25366812
not particularly no
OC 100%
>>25366812
There's nothing wrong with wanting sex. It's beautiful and natural, I mean come on, it's 2015
>wlcez.jpg
>wlcez
what did you mean by this?
> they know
> they all know
Does your family know your secrets?
no, or else they would have taken me to the psychiatrist, even though I don't even live at home anymore
>>25366671
Bullshit they don't know the truth about the oak tree I'm growing
>tfw once became blackout drunk, made out with a girl at a party and then apparently slapped her when she refused to have sex with me in an upstairs room
Thank god my drunk zombie self didn't do any worse or I'd be posting this from jail senpai.
I haven't told anyone and don't plan on telling anyone. The shame was pretty massive for a while put I've made peace with it and I'm just going to keep it locked away in a corner of my memory, no reason for anyone to know.
Whatever happened to that one anon whose dad dissepeared and he was too autistic to go look for him?
I don't have a screencap, but it was a pretty big thread.
Did he died?
pls guys, I need to know
who /heavybones/ here , are you gonna lose some pounds next year or you dont have motivation because ITS NOT THAT BAD
to embarrassed/self conscious to go to gym
I BELIEVE THEM BONES ARE ME
>tfw you want to be with an asian woman
>but there very few in your city and they only date other asians or whites.
>>25366796
go for filthypinos
>>25367034
why? it wouldn't even be considered race mixing with them
>>25367056
Why, what race are you?
And fillipinos are mongoloids, just south mongoloids.
Is there anyone who still thinks confidence isn't essential to getting laid? lol
Just gotta be drippin in the swag breh.
Alcohol is a way
>>25366531
it's important and real yes, but all methods for getting it when you don't have it are just memes
I'm far away from ugly, l look Quite good but i am a big asshole and i don't feel like changing my behaviour for other people because i hate other people. What can i do now except killing myself?
>>25366419
try to find people you like
>be me, 10 yrs old
>everybody was making fun of me
>the chad said "op you will die a virgin"
>laugh in his face
>tell him that i'm gonna be more successful than him
>20 years later, i'm still a virgin
>my grades are shit
>sometimes i sit and cry alone at night
femanons, please tell me there is an escape for me...
Our only escape without family or faith is death : ^ )
i'm sorry, but why do you have pubic hair on your head op?
>>25366609
Needing them to tell you there is an escape is in fact the very mentality you have to escape from. instead, if you get them to tell you there is an escape, you reinforce the mentality.
What I am trying to say is, you are playing a very dangerous game here with this thread. You have initiated a game with parameters wherein if you win, you lose.
What makes you cry?
I only cry from my weiner
The white race being bred out of existence.Thank you based God.
the only time I can remember crying was from tear gas
why does /r9k/ think that their hatred of women comes from rational thought instead of negative reactions to past experiences with women and confirmation bias from women-hating communities like /r9k/? if you really had rational thought, you would notice that all of the "evil" behaviors women display, are all part of the human psyche.
inb4 whiteknight
i know that modern day women have their slew of issues regarding relationships. but men also have issues regarding women resulting from modern times. the more we project these expectations on each other, the more slutty women and antisocial men we get.
Of course, and if people actually had willpower they could be /fit/ in 2 years.
But robots want to treat /r9k/ as a save space, not think, let alone change their minds. Making this sort of point is futile.
Who here is going to have a New Year's kiss? Feels good lads.
I'm going to stream DJ khaled motivational speeches til midnight then go to sleep and be a wagecuck the following morning
DJ Khaled is the only good normie meme.
He's fucking fantastic.
>>25366473
you smaht... you loyal... you grapefruit... i preciate that.
>trying to convince someone not to kill themself
Why do people do this
>>25366297
because some people kill themselves for stupid reasons
>>25366297
If you were dead, whom would the Jews profit off of?
Think about it
for teh epic lulz desu senpaitachi
I have $300 to spend on amazon and what should I buy?
I'm looking for a bunch of nifty looking knickknacks to scatter about my neet cave, but I'm open to suggestions.
I could get a sweet Nicholas Cage pillow case.
Anime figures. Only choice.
Or nothing. Nothing's cool too.
>pic related was posted by the local smash groups host
>see it and laugh, even make a comment on the post
>last weekend
>I'm getting ready for the tourney
>I grab my controller and head out to the local.
>it's about 30 minutes from home but I'm confident I can make top 15
>I get there's and there's a line to get it, weird
>I stand in line and wait for about 10 minutes
>when it's my turn to go in the guy at the door tells me I can't go in
>sniff bouncer tells me I smell bad and can't go into the venue for "health reasons"
>the guys behind me start laughing
>leave embarrassed and cry all the way home
fuck this I can never show my face there again. now everyone knows me as the "stinky bro" on the fb page
>>25366085
Why didn't you fucking shower? You deserve this, you deserve all of this.
Why didn't you just shower and wear deodorant ahead of time?
>smash is played mainly by black people
>play with guy friend
>just want to be retarded so physical fight him like you would your other buddies
>just fun and childish fun
>ends up with large hard on
>either ends in awkward embarrassment or guy trying to force himself on you
does this ever happen? im paranoid
>either ends in awkward embarassment or guy trying to force himself on you
In the latter case, shitty "friend" you got there.
I actually had this happen, not a large one but as soon as I noticed my dick pressuring my pants I stopped and walked away. Everybody went silent. fug my life
>>25365998
You read too many trap doujins.
